Humorous Sarcastic Quotes Novels & Stories

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”

Another round of grumble blessed my ears and when the complaining words ended with that tone of annoyance mixed with sarcasm, I cracked up again and harder. “Emotional and you?? Good joke.” I laughed while holding my stomach. “Haha, very funny…” sarcasm dropped off the words as N spoke. “I know, right!!” I teased, breathing between the good laugh I have Suddenly a thought surrounded my mind and I couldn’t help but smile only at some memories that were similar to this and certainly were the best of the times of my life. Remembering the good old days when such banter was more often… when laughing and jesting was the most common thing between us. I was pulled out of our halcyon memories when N

We caught eyes and he nodded to me and I returned the nod. "Hungry?" Eli asked Hampson who shook his head. "You need to eat, man." "I will," Hampson muttered and waved his hand dismissively. "Make sure you do," Eli warned. "Wow, who knew you had emotions," I said sarcastically. Eli rolled his eyes. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," he said. "Does it look like I give a shit?" I said and shrugged my shoulders. "Obviously not," Emma murmured, looking me up and down, her nose wrinkling in disgust.

“So how do you know that they are actually overrated?” “I know I haven’t started,” he responds. “Oh, so you do,” I answer sarcastically before repeating my first question. “Then how do you know volcanoes are overrated?” "They just are,” he says with a shrug. My tone is playful when I respond, sarcasm coating it too. “Excellent scientific reasoning, Theo. Aren’t you a genius?” He shoots me a look that communicates that he clearly doesn’t believe what I just said — even though it’s clearly sarcastic. “I got it from you."

she says sarcastically. Fuck.

Luna says after a moment, her voice dripping with sarcasm that cuts through the tension like a knife, "my mind is feeling so wonderfully clear and untroubled after receiving this latest bit of information." The sarcastic way she delivers the statement, combined with the exaggerated eye roll that accompanies it, makes me burst into laughter that I'm completely unable to control. The sound bubbles up from somewhere deep in my chest, part hysteria and part genuine amusement at the absurdity of our situation. "I honestly don't know what to think about any of this," I say, shaking my head as my laughter subsides into nervous giggles. "But there's absolutely nothing in her little performance that

Her looks are shooting daggers that want to rip my skin. "How can this humble servant disobey you, your highness? I am just avoiding any conflicts that may arise if I am not careful and not thinking with my actions." I politely promised him. I can't put her through the answer because she's a queen. So I'll let him through with simple sarcastic words. I have a subtle sarcastic behavior, that a dumb person cannot even hint that I am already insulting someone.

This kind of person is very easy to deal with, just say a few words to him and he will lose interest in joining the fun. Jessica looked at him and snorted coldly, "Mr. Hartley, is your memory so poor? You can forget someone in just twenty days?" Hari was a bit embarrassed after being scolded by Jessica, "No, it's normal for you to forget about me when you're busy with important matters." Jessica glanced at him and snorted lightly, "I'm not as busy as Mr. Hartley, I see you everywhere." Hari was not foolish, so he naturally detected the sarcasm in Jessica's words.

I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids." "Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I

She inquired with an icy tone. " Yeah, you are funny," I smirk down at her. " Oh, I didn't realize that I could be quite the comedian!" A sarcastic remark. " Maybe I should resign and become a full time stand up comedian!" " Buttoning up your shirt isn't going to take away the glaring fact that your shirt has graduated from opaque to see-through,"