Humorous Sarcastic Quotes Novels & Stories

The cashier is currently wrapping the purchases. "Well, this is what they call little happiness. Gosh! You, you're abnormal. Everyone our age is crazy about W*****d, but you? Jusko, where are your sweet bones, your thrilling flesh? Are you gone?" This is a sarcastic question to me. It's good to fight.

“I know it is. I read somewhere that when in doubt of the kind of feeling to display in front of people, try sarcasm, it always works.” “Whoever wrote that wanted anyone that reads it to be hated by their colleagues.” I told him. “For real?” He asked. “Wait, you read that for real? I thought you were just fibbing or lying?” He raised his left brow up as if to say ‘Really?' I sometimes forgot how blunt talking my boss was. “Well, sometimes, soft pedal on sarcasm at your kind of dinner parties. They might not appreciate it.” I told him honestly because most wealthy people are snubs so he might stick out like a sore thumb if he does that.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away

I told him desperately wanting to know what I did wrong. “Oh, you should stop talking to sort out all the problems!” He said very seriously that somehow made me laugh. I know I have a big mouth. He is being sarcastic. I love this Arjun, funny and sarcastic. But I stopped laughing when I didn't hear him laugh with me.

He answered. I shifted my eyes to look at the toaster I had placed on the counter. It could easily be spotted and I nodded my head towards it. " Oh look a toaster." I spoke up sarcastically. He moved his head to look at the toaster that was in broad daylight and let out an embarrassed cough. " I didn't see it." He grumbled. " Yeah like you didn't see the extinguisher, Dumbass." I replied, sarcasm dripped from my tone.

This caused Singto to gasp and drop his jaw from the shock of it all. Krist bit insides of his mouth to keep himself from laughing at the way Singto looked right now. “Oh… my… goodness…” “Oh, sorry did I get you? Man, I really didn’t mean to.” There goes the infamous sarcasm again. But Singto didn’t mind it, he was actually still laughing, but now for a different reason. He has a self-deprecating sense of humor and nine times out of then, you’d find Singto just laughing at his own mistakes and clumsiness. This works out perfectly with Krist too since he doesn’t take his sarcasm and dry humor personally, instead he just simply laughs about it.

said asshole remarks as he comes up to us. Asshole. “Can you?” I ask sarcastically. “Hmm.” “Well, polite company would suggest that you pretend not to have heard.” “First of all,” he responds. “You are not polite company and secondly, even if you were, I wouldn't care.” “Asshole.” “Dick.” “Mosquito.” “Mutt.” Ouch That is fair. I literally walked into the one. “Such mature men, you two are,” Lucas snarks at us from his position, eyes closed in exhaustion.

Instead, he laughed yet again and -if anyone else was standing beside him- they'd probably guess he was talking to a comedian. "Yes, you're right. I don't care. I'm just shouting at you right now because it gives me kicks." He said yet again in a heavily drenched sarcastic tone and it took everything in my power to not get up; run to his house and bitch slap him into his senses. I breathed through my nose to make myself calm down. "Aaron, you're making it hard for me to-"

I continued, making sharp air quotes with my free hand. “It’s some girl I used to mess with,” he replied, the shrug of his shoulders too casual for the weight of his words. “Some girl?” A harsh, sarcastic laugh escaped me. It was either that or scream. “What’s so funny?” he asked, his voice still deadly serious, his confusion only fueling my frustration.