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Alex smiled slowly, the kind of smile worn by a man who knew exactly how charming he was—and how to use it. “Do you believe in love at first sight?” he asked, leaning in slightly, voice low and shamelessly bold. An old pickup line, delivered as if it were a brand-new promise. Isis raised one brow, mastering irony without effort. “Absolutely,” she replied, serious for one dramatic second. “I believe in fairy tales, Santa Claus, fairy godmothers...” She stepped to the side. “...and I also believe you’ve used that line on half the women in this club.”

The sound of his laughter worked effectively in breaking the stare, "You couldn't be any more original? That one won't work on me!" She didn't know what he really meant and answered with a confused 'huh'. With eyes lowered to his feet and the ghost of a smile still evident on his face, he explained, "It's a very common pick up line you know." "That wasn't a pickup line! I meant genuinely!" Eira defended herself and even though she had been honest, her cheeks burnt for some unfathomable reason. Slightly annoyed, she exhaled a sharp breath and saw a frown form on Nate's face. Was he offended?

At first glance, Nicole could tell that he must be an uneducated and incompetent trust fund kid. He was even looking at her with such a frivolous gaze. “Ms. Stanton, I’ve heard a lot about you. You’re even more beautiful in person than those photos on the internet…” Nicole faintly swept him a glance without any expression and nodded as a greeting. She did not know this guy, so there was no need to exchange pleasantries with him. Besides, his pick-up line was really lame and old-fashioned! Seeing that he was ignored, he felt a bit embarrassed.

“Sounds like a pathetic excuse for a pick-up line to me.” “If I was going to use a chat-up line, I know for a fact that wouldn’t work. It’d have to be something dirtier for you.” I refused to blush. “Don’t fuck around, Ivan. You’re here for a reason. Now I want to know what it is.”

I answer him now getting bored of his stupid pick up lines. "No I'm sure we've been on a date once or twice"He says. "Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice"I answer him now debating if I should leave. "You know I can give myself to you"He says moving closer to me. His breath stinks "Sorry but I don't accept cheap presents" "Hey come on were both here at the bar for the same thing"The guy says trying to grab my ass. "Yep to pick up chicks "I tell him taking my last shot of tequila and let's just say I am a little bit tipsy.

His pick-up lines were incredibly cheesy, but he seemed oblivious. Abigail forced a smile. "I'm sorry, but I don't have a habit of exchanging contact numbers with strangers." "Please, give me a chance." The man's face reddened further, his desperation apparent. "I just played Truth or Dare with my friends, and I lost. They dared me to get a girl's contact number."

“Alright, I dare you to give Drew your best pickup line.” Reid sighs, the corner of his mouth twitching as he faces Drew. With a completely deadpan expression, he leans in slightly, dropping his voice into a mock-sultry tone. “I’d tell you you’re beautiful, but they say beauty is on the inside. And I haven’t been inside you yet.” My jaw drops, equal parts horrified and amused. “Oh my god, that’s terrible!” Drew doesn’t miss a beat. He leans closer with a wicked grin. “Wanna find out for sure?”

He is such a loser, why in the hell is he in front of me? “What do you want Jackson?” “How about I’ll take you out, and we can do a little something. Turn that frown into a smile what do you say?” “How about you learn a good pick up line, instead of that lame ass one that you believe girls will fall for? When you learn how to think with your head and not with your little packet between your legs than we can talk” “Why are you being a bitch, playing hard to get?” “Wow you came up with that all by yourself? I said sarcastically.

He opened up to me last night! I hope we remain good together. It would be a shame for the both of us to separate after the talk last night. I opened the paper to read. Dear Dalia, Roses are red, Sky is blue, Of them all, I love you. My cheeks became suddenly hot and I folded the letter. What was that? It was the most cliche thing I have ever heard. Couldn't he find better pick up lines? I chuckled at the thought of him researching just to make me happy. His serious face and all…

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.