Inappropriate Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I folded my arms and stared at him, letting the words drip from my lips like poison. "Alright. First off, that is the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard. Second, I’m not interested. And third—get lost." For a split second, I watched his perfectly sculpted face twitch—just enough for me to catch it. The cool, untouchable, I-own-this-school expression cracked like a thin layer of ice over a deep, ugly pond. Oh, wow. Did I just bruise the golden boy’s ego?

He snorted at me. "Even if I did," I crossed my arms over my chest. "That doesn't mean that I want to have this discussion with you," I told him. "Well, I was thinking of giving you some tips on making a woman fall for you." He laughed. "Do you want to die?!" I growled at him. "If it is all about killing Samuel, then I think I am in," Stephan called from a distance with a chuckle. "Yeah, right! I didn't know any friends were my enemies in disguise!" Samuel cried.

"Mr Nick Winston, that was the worst pick up line I've ever heard for the record." The girl beside me laughed and gave thumbs up to Elena saying, "That was a bummer!" Elena laughed together with her. "Then I'll make it only for me." Elena pleaded me, "Ah! No. I need too. Please. I came to eat your cooking. Um… that was the best pickup line ever. It was the first time I heard it. And it's true." She said to that girl, "Mind your business. He's the best." "Go and Look in that row. I'll come after getting here."

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

🎵 🎵 “That true love starts with friendship” 🎵 “A kiss on the forehead… a date night”🎵 🎵 “Fake an apology after a fight” 🎵 🎵 “I need a man, who's patient and kind”🎵 🎵 “Gets out of the car and holds the door…”🎵 🎵 “I wanna slow dance, in the living room like”🎵 🎵 “We're 18 at senior prom and grown”🎵

a voice said, breaking through the background. Candy Cheeks? What kind of pick up line was that? I turned to face my newest 'suitor'. Sure, he had good hair. He was traditionally attractive, dressed well in a gray suit. He wasn't ugly. The way he smiled though? I instinctively wanted to punch him in the face. I resisted, for the combination of not wanting to be arrested and needing an asshole like him. "Mind if I buy you a drink for your time?" He sat on the stool next to mine.

“Hey lovely “. A male voice greeted I smiled, thinking it was going to be Alvise but the smile fell off my face when I saw who it was. The long-haired guy from the other day “Hey” I greeted back and immediately turned to focus on my phone “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot” he winked I whipped my head and gave him a confused look Where did that even come from? I pretended not to hear him “So tell me, do you work at Home Depot ?” He asked Not another pickup line please . “Um… no. Why?” I replied quickly, trying my best to appear busy so he’d get the hint and walk off

He smiled. Oh my goodness someone hold me or I will kill this man. How dense can this man be? I just told him that I wasn't interested in what he was saying and he was still spilling nonsense from his mouth. I don't know where he got those pick up lines but they were old and bad. I could tell he has zero flirting skills. Calm down Lucy he must be testing my patience, because if he wasn't then he is insane to still stand here before me when my face was showing I didn't want to talk to him.

Kabir replied as one of the staff cleaned the area quickly for them. “Can you send me your picture? I forgot how to smile,” Sherlin said as Kabir smiled; that one did get him smiling; she cared for smiles and pictures while he was making sexual comments—pickup lines yes. “Roses are red, violets are fine…I’ll be your 6, can you be my 9?” Kabir said and it took a minute for her to understand the meaning of it but she slapped his hand as she understood the actual meaning of it.

Not understanding how to interact, I started awkwardly, " Hi..I..I am Kiera Stevens.." He gave me a toothy smile, flattering, " I know..I mean, our fathers have already shared everything, isn't it? By the way, I am Kevin Morgan. I must say that you are far more beautiful than I thought." I blushed slightly at his remark but secretly rolled my eyes in annoyance. Gosh! It was the lamest pick up lines that I had listened in school days. I cleared my throat to get to the point straightforward,