Jokes That Will Make You Pee Novels & Stories

A bright smile on his face and everyone sank low, disappointed, including Kai. “What a waste of chance,” he rumbled. “God, you’re so dumb.” The twins synchronized with drowsy faces and I chuckled. “Of course.” I beamed and Kai ruffled his fingers through my hair. “My turn,” He continued, “SJ, you peed your pants yesterday, didn’t you?” Everybody chuckled and Mr. Kim’s face turned red. “God, I hate ginger,” He said as I filled a spoonful paste in front of his eyes, “of course,” he hastily replied, “of course, I peed my pants yesterday.” And everyone lost it, laughing like idiots, so this is called backfiring.

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

He grins. “One moment they are ‘fuck you youngest child’ and in the next they want us to produce the next population of the country. It’s like ‘make up your mind will ya? Are we important or not?’”, He continues joking, eyes lighting up when he hears me chuckle a second time. “Yeah, literally”, I agree, having to lower my eyes. I feel far too ashamed. I not only chuckled at one of his jokes, but at two of them. And I did so because I actually found them funny.

“I don’t want one of those!” Percival and I both cracked up, watching our boys react to the world in the most honest way possible. Always curious. Always full of surprises. But then something changed. My laughter suddenly halted. I felt warmth flood into my underwear, and my first thought was great, I probably just peed myself from laughing too hard. Pregnancy problems, right? But the moment was ruined by Zar’s loud, matter-of-fact declaration: “Ewwww, Mommy pee’d herself!” The whole pack burst out laughing, but I froze.

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

"No, I'm almost certain I am. So you go first." "Indeed, what occurs in the event that a wolf falls in the clothes washer?" "Uh, I do not know." "He turns into a wash and werewolf." He then, at that point, makes a BA-DUM-CHA sound with his mouth and breaks out into a wide grin. He should realize he spread the word about the most horrendously awful joke ever for humankind, if not he wouldn't be so glad. At any rate, despite the fact that it's moronic, I wind up chuckling. Giggling until the tears fall, falling like the water cleaning up and arms. Crying until it is difficult to stop, difficult to disregard what the future holds for us.

Lucas and I laughed out loud, unable to believe that this is happening. "No! You peed like a fucking fountain, Lucas!" she shouted in the background. "Peeing is like a good book. It is very hard to stop once you start it." Lucas reasoned, and I just stood there, laughing hard that I felt like I was going to pee due to my heavy laughter. "Don't you even try going all John Green on me Mr. Pee-cock." Ava shouted from behind and I laugh harder at that name. Mr. Pee-cock? That is a very clever name.

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

Gabi said and watched the wicked smirk spread across her face. “Do say more.” Remmie said as she typed away at the computer. “Well now hear me out. Things here are like living in an a egg factory with a raging bull set loose. So, if we hit all of the guys, simultaneously then we may just be able to set things back to a lighter time. So, I agree that the boys would be mortified by the fact that they had been ordered ED pills. I mean the fact that they have two pregnant mates just makes the joke just as good. But to make that joke really hit home you have to order jock itch cream. By the crate.” Gabi said and Remmie and I lost it. Both of us laughing until Remmie’s eyes went wide and her face