Merman Mating Show: Live!
I decide to get onboard with the latest trend by custom-ordering a merfolk meant to serve me from AquaGene Corp.
On the day Lance arrives at the company, the engineer tells me, "It's highly recommended that you be there in person, Ms. Ross. That way, you'll be able to form the initial bond with him."
So, I spend one day standing before the eco-tank.
As soon as Lance opens his eyes, he doesn't show any signs of wanting to get close to me. Instead, he merely scrutinizes me coldly before turning his back on me.
I comfort myself, thinking that Lance is just shy. But one week later, I realize how wrong I truly am.
I pay money because I want to buy a partner who can keep me company forever. Turns out I buy myself the biggest trouble of the century instead.