Momma Jokes Novels & Stories

His thumb circled my clit like he had all night. I was going to die at this table. The rest of dinner was torture in surround sound. Mom chattered happily about the Asia trip that was “definitely happening soon, maybe next week, maybe a whole month, who knows, isn’t that exciting?!” Richard made one of his corny dad jokes about frequent-flier miles. Mom howled like it was comedy gold. Jax laughed along like he wasn't fingers fucking me harder every time I tried to become a little comfortable. By the time plates were empty, I was a shaking soaked mess, biting my lip bloody to stay quiet.

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

But instead of acknowledging my feelings, she brushed them aside, insisting on her own version of reality. “I think you’re the one who’s living in delusions, Maddie. After everything we’ve been through, you’re just gonna drop it like nothing. Don’t talk rubbish, Maddie. You’re not that stupid.” Her dismissiveness grated on my nerves, igniting a simmering anger within me. "You think this was a joke?" I snapped, my frustration bubbling to the surface. "I am serious, mother." But Mom's response was a chuckle, "Enough with the jokes, Maddie," she said, her tone light and unconcerned as if my words were nothing more than a jest to her.

mom said. “Justa week? Two years is longer than a week.” I whispered but made sure that they can hear it. “Is she Sunny? Oh my gosh she is so pretty.” “I know. No need to mention.” “My mom is the joker of the year.” the guy answered. And I guess he almost the same age as me or older. “Really? Well, I am the joker of the decade. So, yeah.” as expected, I can see my mom already kiling me using her eyes. Hahaha.

"You're scruffy!" "Oh," I said, a sense of relief flowing through me. "Sorry." "I used to tell you all the time honey, girls are soft, and we don't like scratchy skin." "I know, I remember." I nodded, thinking damn straight she was soft. "Yeah, those whiskers can hurt our lips." She winked "Even the ones on our mouth." "W...what did you just say?" Mom stared at me for a moment with her big blue eyes and laughed; "It was a joke; don't tell me they don't tell raunchy jokes over at the frat house!"

Luna Maddy says, placing her hand delicately on my shoulder. "I... uh, no. It's ok." I say, feeling guilty as Luna Maddy gives me a worried look. "Are you sure?" "Yes, it's fine. She's fine, Luna." Mom responds, glaring at me. Hunter chuckles and Merida goes nuts, jumping up and down like a mad Wolf. My body is feeling so weird, I hate it as I keep hearing him talk with my dad and Luke, laughing away at Dad's lame dad jokes. No one laughs at my dad's jokes, but here is Humter laughing away like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard.

she added furiously. “Oh baby, that worked like a charm every damn time,” Alpha Zoe happily sighed. “But who thought that it was ok to wax me when I was fvcking pregnant and already so sensitive and in pain !!!” I could tell she was glaring at my mom by the tone of her angry voice. “Well you had it coming for making jokes while I was in labour,” Mom snorted. “I had no idea if I should cry because of the pain or because of your stupid knock knock jokes,” she added.

Mamma said with a constant smile plastered on her lips. What? Pranks?????? "Really Mamma" I literally shouted. She giggled before nodding her head. Hmm... Sounds Interesting!!! "Wowww!!!! Tell me one prank you played on papa" I asked her with surprise look on my face. "One day I was damn angry with your papa. I prepared a special juice for him. You know how did I prepared it, I took cool water and added food color to it. The food color happened to be same as the juice we had in our fridge so, your papa didn't got suspicious and took big gulp. His expression was worth watching" mamma completed saying.We both looked at each other and busted out into fits of laughter. Poor papa!!!! I can imagin

"what? Why are you surprised? I am not deaf and dumb you know." My shocked face quickly turned to a happy one. Mom was known for her act of pretense. She was a joker in the house and always made a joke out of us all. Her voice was usually firm, as it was right now. Perhaps she had been pretending to the people who kept her.

P – “Jaanu please pinch me” P – “what the hell Jaanu, why did you pinch me hard” J – “Stop shouting, it was you who asked me to pinch you” P – “That doesn’t mean you’ll pinch me hard” J – “Whatever,” she said rolling her eyes OmRu –“Mom, Momma, stop acting like kids” J – “Shut up you donkeys’ son” T – “Wo Ho Jaan did you just called your husband Donkey” he looked at his wife, who called him a donkey