Momma Jokes Novels & Stories

she added furiously. “Oh baby, that worked like a charm every damn time,” Alpha Zoe happily sighed. “But who thought that it was ok to wax me when I was fvcking pregnant and already so sensitive and in pain !!!” I could tell she was glaring at my mom by the tone of her angry voice. “Well you had it coming for making jokes while I was in labour,” Mom snorted. “I had no idea if I should cry because of the pain or because of your stupid knock knock jokes,” she added.

She smiles widely, motions to the coffee machine in a ‘would you like some’ gesture and seems oblivious to anything wrong here at all. “Mooom?” Arrick groans. “Wherever you heard that phrase, please never use it again. It’s not cool or hip and it’s really cringe. I never want you to say anything like that to me again.” He leans back against the worktop behind us appearing traumatized, his mom giggling girlishly sways a hand his way.

but mom wanted to play some fun games with me and Maurvi. " Oh please, mom can't we play those games tomorrow??? " " No... " Mom said. " Mom, I am tired and want to sleep... Please don't waste my time. " I said that and everyone burst out laughing. " What??? I want to sleep... " I said. " Hmmm and we all are wasting your precious time. " Sid said and all my friends burst out laughing. " What is so funny??? Idiots. " I said and they laughed again.

Can you help us? Mum: Anything for my baby. CC: Mum, I’m too old to be a baby. Mum: You lack a sense of humor. I chuckled because she was true. Mum: She must be something special. CC: Who? Mum: I may be old, but I’m not dumb. So, see you soon then? You’re coming with them, right? CC: Yeah, I have to. And I missed my arse of a brother. Love you, Mum.

She said amidst her laughter. Joahkim had been nervous but seeing his future mother in law laugh so care freely after pranking them, he found himself smiling. " Seriously guys. I should have given you a mirror to look at yourselves. You are too funny." Mrs Stella commented, stoping her laughing epic. " Mom! Are you done?" Vera was somehow pissed by her mother's tactics. How could she, her mother, derive happiness from making her daughter suffer, though momentarily. " What?" " It's not my fault you are such a scaredy cat." Mrs Stella defended.

I hurried downstairs to find her standing over a heap of shattered mirror glass, her face deathly pale. Her appearance was changing right before my eyes. Not only did her skin quickly turn a sallow yellow, but the lines around her mouth deepened, and several spots appeared on her cheeks. In a heartbeat, she looked like she'd aged 15 years. I stifled a laugh. Karma was working overtime. When Mom saw me, her gaze was manic. She lunged at me, gripping my arms and shaking me violently. "Is it you? Are you doing something to me?" I blinked, feigning utter shock. "Mom, what are you talking about? Oh, my God! What happened to your face? All those spots… Are you having an allergic reaction to your s

I said, picking up the call. “Finally I get to hear your voice. For a second there I thought you were dead,” she joked. That was my mother. A woman who loved dark humor to its core. “How is the weather over in the states treating you? Are you okay? Do they serve some of those hamburgers that give cancer?” “Mum, that’s fake news. You don’t need to say that again. Maybe some time you can visit here.” “Sure, maybe when I’m dead,” she laughed as I rolled my eyes.

I agreed, "I guess so. He's usually so serious, it just looks weird seeing him laugh this hard." I sighed, "I'm going to get ready for school, mom. His wolf is full of dad jokes. I really don't want to hear them right now." Mom laughed, "Your wolf is like Yara. She can talk to other wolves?” I nod, "Yeah, so is his. It's weird seeing him laugh like this. I'm getting out of here." Mom laughed, "Okay honey. We'll see you in the living room."

Aleena finally welcomed the Mummy's helping hand. "Ready, boss!" Eve seemed to salute. Putting five fingers of his right hand on his temples. Aleena covered her mouth with her right hand holding back amusement. "You are really Cute, mummy! I'm not the boss, Mummy...!" Yes, too, huh? Mummy jokes, baby" Eve echoed and pinched her daughter's high nose which successfully made Aleena scream in pain. "It hurts, Mummy!" Aleena sulked and spoiled. "Sorry, That’s because you are so funny! Hehe" Eve laughed slightly at the look on Aleena's face that was getting more adorable when sulking.

The older woman retorted, a snicker escaped my lips, and I raised my eyes to see her looking at me with admiration, it was as if she was seeing a pregnant woman for the first time. “Mom, No. I have told you to stop using that as a joke, you can’t go into a prison and we won’t be caught, even if we are, we can’t be locked in a prison,” Hunter scolded, I squinted my eyes to understand what he was saying, before I was able to comprehend that that is a regular joke. “You take things extremely seriously, geez, someone would think you’re sixty-six instead of twenty-six, don’t be surprised when you start having grey hairs.” She sighed, calming down but still grinning.