Naskah Stand Up Comedy Perempuan

Nina Hayes's life turned upside down when she's involved in a scandal she has no memory of doing. One moment, she's got a life anyone would be jealous of, and the next thing she knows, her parents are disowning her. Vernon Delaney has it all. Looks, money, power, but he lacks what everyone around him has—love. When he nearly hit a troubled woman on his way home and see the beauty he's never seen before, Vernon did not waste anytime and claimed her as his. A story of a woman who lost everything and a man who has everything but no one by his side. When Fate Messed Up will show you the reality and love between two people who went through so much, and found solace in each other.

Arwina ditipu mentah-mentah oleh calon suaminya. Di saat hari pernikahan kurang dari dua minggu, dia dipaksa memberikan kesuciannya kepada Bima. Lalu, Bima malah menghilang di hari pernikahan dan membuat Arwina terpaksa menerima tawaran Ardan, sahabatnya untuk menggantikan menjadi mempelai laki-laki. Kehidupan Wina berubah drastis saat dia dinyatakan hamil setelah beberapa minggu menikah dengan Ardan, padahal mereka belum pernah berhubungan suami istri. Dia disalahlan oleh papa dan mamanya. Hanya Ardan yang menemaninya. Namun, saat dia sudah bisa move on dan mulai mencintai Ardan, justru ada Indira, perempuan lain yang muncul dalam pernikahannya. Hubungannya dengan Ardan berubah dingin dan hal itu membuat Wina akhirnya keguguran.

Connor came back home drunk one midnight and had his way with one of the maids who they both secretly had feelings for each other. She got pregnant and despite being in a serious relationship with his lover, there was pressure to marry Nancy because of the unborn child as the Martins' do not abandon their flesh and blood. How will the duo who hate each other so much make this work?

Sayup-sayup desahan membuat konsentrasi Doni dalam mengerjakan tugas akhir terganggu. Padahal, niatan awal pindah ke apartemen itu agar dia bisa lulus cepat. Doni tidak tahan, keluar kamar mencari ketenangan. Di luar, Doni menemukan berbagai rahasia penghuni lain. Mulai dari mereka yang kesepian, tekanan ekonomi, keluarga sampai masalah sensitif. Awalnya Doni hanya menjadi pendengar, namun pelan-pelan dia nyaman karena ada manfaat kehidupan. Desahan itu perlahan bergeser ke kamarnya, juga berbagai cerita berasal dari sana. Doni menjadi tempat pelarian para perempuan. Namun, dibalik setiap bantuan, ada harga dan hutang emosi yang harus di bawa. Ada beban yang tak kasat mata. Ditambah tekanan dari keluarga yang semakin membuat jenuh. Dimana semakin tinggi dia naik, semakin tenggelam pula dalam kehidupan para perempuan yang mengejar.

Konten dewasa. Harap bijak dalam membaca. ***** Alexander Gavin Malik adalah seorang pria dengan reputasi yang harus dijaga. Dia tampan, kaya, muda, pintar dan... Cassanova. Sudah bukan rahasia kalau dia suka menghabiskan waktu dengan wanita bayaran. Bahkan seluruh kota tahu kalau dia tidak pernah mau tidur dengan satu wanita yang sama untuk kedua kali. Akan tetapi semua itu berubah ketika dia tanpa sengaja meniduri seorang gadis. Frustasi karena gadis itu bukan wanita bayaran seperti yang dipikirkannya, Xander menuduh gadis itu sebagai mata-mata yang sengaja dikirim oleh rival bisnisnya untuk menghancurkannya. Lantas, benarkah tuduhan itu? Berhasilkah Xander menemukan wanita itu? Pertanyaan terakhir yang terpenting, siapakah wanita itu sebenarnya? Temukan jawabannya dalam kisah mereka!

A company trust building trip turns into a trip home to the company’s CEO Micha Moran. He takes the group back to the ranch he grew up on. While there he finds that Sophia is also a farm girl and she proves to be much more to him then he planned on when a deal between them for two weeks could turn into forever. A true statement was you can take the person off the farm but not the farm out of the person. Sophia proves this to herself and to her boss who doesn't stay her boss for very long. They have everything the other wants in a partner. As they build their life together from the foundations of the farms they grew up on everything else finds its place easily.

My husband finally thinks about me three years after my death. The reason? His childhood sweetheart's leukemia has relapsed, and she needs another bone marrow transplant. He comes to my place, wanting to make me sign a donor agreement. However, he finds that the place has long been vacated. He asks a neighbor about it. "Are you talking about Kristen? She's long dead! I heard it was because someone dragged her away for a bone marrow donation when she was already sick. She died a few days after returning home." My husband refuses to believe that. He thinks my neighbor and I have conspired to lie to him. He says impatiently, "If you see her, tell her I won't pay the medical bills for that child she's been raising if she doesn't come to see me in three days." My neighbor shakes her head when she sees how stubborn my husband is. She mutters, "The poor child has already starved to death, though…"

I was not expecting to pick the wrong man to marry even after I had a chance to redo my life. In my previous life, I chose to marry James Howard, my then fiance. But he cheated on me with Verde Sala, a fake heiress, for three years. They even had a child together. For her sake, he broke my legs so that I would hand over my role as the principal dancer to her. This time, I chose to marry Elwood Howard, James’s uncle. I thought that this meant that I had escaped my fate and could fulfill my dreams, but on the day the principal dancer was supposed to be picked, I got into an accident again. After learning about this, Elwood sent Verde to jail, even if it meant offending all of the powerful people in the city. I was touched and thought that I had made the right choice in this life. That lasted for five years until I heard Elwood’s conversation with our son. “Dad, Verde said that you only married Mom so that you could provide a letter of forgiveness as the victim’s family. “Since Verde is out, could you divorce Mom? I want Verde to be my mother.” Upon hearing that, Elwood remembered my trust in him and shook his head. “No. I’ve betrayed your mother by destroying the evidence and giving Verde a new identity to avoid being indicted, so I’m going to make it up to her for the rest of her life. “She will always be my wife. Don’t ever say such things to your mother and make her sad.” The pain from before could not compare to the pain in my heart at that moment. Our marriage was just a scheme to protect Verde? Elwood only loved Verde? And my son was the same? If that was the case, I did not want Elwood anymore. Nor my son.

Hellena Fiona Atmika, cewek antagonis yang di benci semua orang, karena memiliki wajah judes dan bicaranya yang terdengar ketus. Di mata Leonadric tunangannya, Hellena wanita jahat yang suka menindas saudara tirinya. Alera Pujiasmi Kirana, gadis lemah lembut yang di cintai Leo. Tapi kerjasama keluarga lebih memilih Hellena untuk menjadi tunangannya. Akankah Hellena bertahan, tetap memperjuangkan cintanya pada Leo atau memilih mundur demi kebahagian Leo.

"Wait let me get this straight, you want me to get fat?" Cara does not know if she should be offended or threatened. Was this his grand plan to make her pay for the scene she caused? It's nuts. "Pregnant, so yeah," "You are going cuckoo, I am leaving." "A million dollars which you can use for payment of your mum's treatment and the rest, I don't care what you do with it." Cara stops to she process his words. ~~~ What happens when the billionaire meets one of the craziest girl on the planet? Well, for sure there's gonna be; Publicity stunts, hilarious arguments, living together Fake relationship, surrogacy, sex and many more. But is there gonna be love? There's only one way to find out..... WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE THEMES AND GRAPHIC LANGUAGES, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Cover by: @quirksofchole