Pinoy Classic Jokes Novels & Stories

Can I tell you a joke? He nodded and she began: " Well, a couple had three children, and when they were about eight years old, the eldest asked his parents: ‘Why am I called Peninha?’ The father replied: "Oh, son, when you were born, a feather came sliding down and fell right on your little forehead, your mother and I decided to call you Peninha." The other son asked, ‘And why am I called Goty?’ and his mother answered, "Ah, my dear, when you were born, it was the first day of summer and it rained after months on the day of your birth, so we chose to call you Goty. The youngest of the children came and spoke intelligibly, " Uhummmmmmm, mommy, hurum?"

It felt good—light, like a breath of fresh air in this park where the wind rustled the leaves around us. We sat on the bench after that, side by side, our shoulders almost touching. He started telling these silly jokes—the kind that weren’t even funny, just dry and ridiculous, like “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Corny as hell. But I laughed anyway, hard and genuine, because the real joke was how bad they were, how he delivered them with that straight face like he thought they were gold. It warmed me up inside, chasing away the chill for a bit.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

the host laughed "And then for those who bashed my husband, don't judge him, I'll admit that I was angry with him but when I found out the reason it disappeared, I even blamed myself more why I let him go the one who knows better when it comes to cooking, everyone said that my husband is useless and that I should divorce him, that won't happen! Will I tie the knot if I don't love my husband? Then I will accept everything from him, I can only ask, is there a perfect person?" Kino looked at the host and laughed "Ay nako sympre wala Mr. Fugo" Kino smiled while I was laughing like crazy and excited, this channel is nationwide, it even has an English translation at the bottom.

Kate asked, referring to the Heart icon on the main screen. “Oh, that’s the Pick-up Lines feature, a special for users in your country.” “Pick-up lines, huh?” Kate said to herself and pressed the button. In the Philippines, pick-up lines had evolved from creepy or lame one-liners to witty two-line jokes, still cheesy but at least mildly amusing. The formula was typically: | Are you a [object]? … Because [punchline]. | Or in question-and-answer form: | Are you a [object]? No. Why?

Not even a little bit? I moved back away from him and when I said nothing,he came around to stand beside me again,he held my hand and we continued walking. “I’ve been browsing through a number of jokes this couple of days.I think I’ve become a very funny man.” I suppressed my lips in a tight line.”You don’t say.” “How do you open a banana?”He asked. “You peel it open.”I shrugged. “No.With a mon-key.” I grimaced and when he saw I didn’t get the joke,he rattled out.

“I thought it was rather punny.” I let out a low, frustrated groan. “Wonderful. I have to deal with two men who like cringe jokes,” I complain unhappily. Why can’t men tell normal jokes for a change? Do they all have to be dad-jokes? As soon as I spot Jay finally coming around the corner, I follow along and wait for him to notice the Sorcerer next to us. Jay gives me a confused look, then shifts his attention to Bucky. As the two of us meet up with Jay at the cabin, Jay asks, “is this lunch or the Sorcerer?”

Napatingin siya sa may edad na Amerikanong mukhang sini-sermonan si Isa ng matindi. “You—My shoe is a custom made from Italy! Do you have any idea how much this shoe alone costs?” sigaw niya kay Isa habang nakaturo rito. “I'm sorry sir! I'm sorry sir!” tangi at paulit ulit lang na sagot ni Isa sakaniya. Nanginginig ito't rinig sa boses niya ang pangamba at takot. “Sorry? What's the use of saying sorry when you already ruined everything?” he snort. “You Filipinos really don't know anything. Ignorants and reckless people!”

If she moved, he might lose it. “Are you done?” There was only silence. “Nolan, can I tell you a joke? I promise that you’ll calm down.” She heard ‘OK’ from behind her, with a hint of curiosity in his voice. “A cube of sugar was walking toward the North Pole, and when it got there, it felt really cold and was frozen solid, so it became rock sugar.” Nolan was rendered speechless. The woman excitedly continued. “I have another one. A cabbage started to strip while it walked, and after a few steps, it disappeared!”

I smiled to him bitterly. I closed my door when nakuha ko na ang pizza. Kinuha ko agad ang papel na nasa taas ng table ko. Kanino ba ako dapat magsimula?sayo ruel rodriguez o sayo manuel roja o kaya naman pagsabayin ko nalang kayong patayin. Yah mas maganda nga yun. Prepared for my biggest revenge idiots!. I laugh like a devil and smirk like a devil. Wag kayong mag alala makakahustisya na kayo onting onti nalang. Kumuha ako ng pizza at kinain ito.