Pinoy Classic Jokes Novels & Stories

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

"Did Vanessa say that the chairman's daughter is a kept mistress? That's the biggest joke I've ever heard!" Right then, Terrence couldn't hold it in any longer and finally let out a cold laugh. "You idiots. This branch office has been losing money year after year. Headquarters has been wanting to investigate for a long time! "If Ms. Monroe hadn't hidden her identity and come down here to dig into your shady accounts herself, how much longer did you think you could keep fooling everyone? "You sure have some nerve making Ms. Monroe serve you coffee, fetch you water, and take the blame for you. How many heads do you think you have to lose?"

came Bino's worried question which calmed me more down. "I'm fine, Bino. I think you should ask that question to this idiot dahil kung hindi pa kayo dumating rito, I could've castrated his balls by now." I tried to joke sabay harap sa mga ito, causing them to chuckle at that.

biro nya "Paano ka naman mamamatay? May sakit ba ako na ikaw lang nakakaalam?" Tanong ko dito "Eh kung tignan mo kaya mga tingin ni kuya Wade sa akin" sagot nya "Hayaan mo sya, dukutin ko mata nya eh" sagot ko sa kanya "Joke lang, bawal pa ako mamatay. Likigawan ko pa si Zane" sabi nya na nakapagpalingon sa akin

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

“So, what do you call an odd pizza?” “Odd pizza? Pizza with pineapple!” “Wrong! I love Pizza with pineapple.” “Really? Everyone hates that.” “Nope. The social media made everyone hates it. It’s good~” “Okay. Okay. So, what’s the answer?” Ryan leaned closer and whispered, “A weir-dough.” Slyvester blinked. Soon, he shook his head. “It’s not funny.” “It was! When my friend told me that joke, I laughed so hard.” “Who? Emily?”

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

We’d try to stay motionless until one of us rushed off to the bathroom, our bladders on the verge of bursting. It’s a clear day outside. The smell of freshly cut grass drifts through the open bay windows. Baby birds are chirping, waiting for their mama to come back home. I can hear someone playing the piano; it must be my dad. He’s the reason why my brother and I have a love for classical music. “Hey, what do you call a huge pile of cats?” he asks. It’s the only joke he knows, and whenever he tells it, it’s like the very first time. I look in his direction and shrug.

She sobs and keeps begging, “ Cody, please. I am sorry. I am wrong. Please forgive me.” I smile cruelly, “ God is the one who should forgive you. And I am the one who will send you to see God.” It is a funny joke. When I told the joke, I wanted to laugh, but I did not. My only audience, Gina, did not get the point at all. She is stunned and looks at me as if she is stupid. Soon, she comes to her senses and keeps begging loudly, “ Cody, please forgive me. Please let me go. It is so painful...”

takang tanong ko kahit gusto ko naman ang ginawa niya. Ngumiti siya nang makahulugan. "I know you have reasons, and I am not in the right place to answer her. Ang sabi ng mga kaklase mo, nalapa ka raw ng mga mababangis na hayop sa probinsyang pinuntahan niyo, o kung hindi kaya ay na-kidnap at pinatay. What a stupid hyperbole," aniya at lumagok ulit ng pangmaraming baso.