Pinoy Classic Jokes Novels & Stories

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

"What do you call a one legged hippo?" "What?" "A HOP-po! Get it? A HOP-po? Ha-ha!" I laughed at my very funny joke. I don't get why Nathalie didn't laugh, I mean, it was pretty hilarious. So, It's been a week that I didn't go to school due to my situation, and now I'm ready to face the same boring class with the same boring teachers. "You've been gone for a week and now you've come back with a punchline? Unbelievable." Rhea slammed the tray filled of food on our table.

Roy couldn’t help it and he fell to the seat, laughing. He knew the punch line of course, but it still made him double over, literally. Bryan nudged him with an elbow, even as his smile widened at the picture he created, “Finish the joke.” He strived to control his laughter, “So John takes a deep breath and says to the Jinn, “I want all Jack and Jim to be with me because they are my only friends.” He bit his lip to stop his laughter from escaping his lips, “And poof! Jack and Jim were returned to the island. Jack with his clothes off and Jim with a slice of pizza in his hands. And the Jinn says, ‘there you go. You all got your wish.”

Siguro may naalala siyang best memories o nakakatawang katangahan niya kaya siya ganiyan? Hehe joke lang po! 'Yung mga kasamahan ko na failed din, nasa labas at nagsisimula na. Samantalang ako, nandito kinakausap itong matandang 'to na pangiti-ngiti lang na akala mo kinakausap o nagpapatawa ang baso ng kapeng hinahalo niya. Pinatawag niya 'ko at akala ko may sasabihin siyang kung ano. Pero ang tanging ginagawa niya lang ay ang ngumiti habang naghahalo ng kape.

“Is that okay?” “Yeah?” Dizen wasn't so sure if that would satisfy his father or he will throw another corny joke. Whatever it is it's not on him, it's up on his father. They all looked at the old mister Lopez when they heard him cleared his throat after that he let out a big smile on his mouth. Maybe that was the sign they are waiting to see. They remain quiet soon as old Mr. Lopez started speak. “That was a joke, but let me tell you another one.”

Don’t tell me this is about Cebu? “About what you said earlier. What was the answer? I have a feeling that I wasn’t able to fully grasp the whole premise of the joke.” Laglag ang balikat na tumitig ako sa kaharap. I thought this is about that night but who am I kidding right? Gusto kong humalakhak sa kagagahan ko. Here I am standing awkwardly in front of the nation’s crown price, asked about the stupid things pero mas inuuna ko pang pagde-daydream.

He raises his glass and she does the same. The more time passed, the drunker every single person got. Which definitely means more intoxicated singing. The karaoke classics for Filipinos come out, from Stupid Love by Salbakuta and Halik by Aegis to My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion and Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler. Everyone’s vibes are in harmony, all are having the time of their lives. Megan, Danica, and Felicity even manage to belt out a silly song that they have as an inside joke, entitled Fox Fart News. “HOY!!!!! Ano na?! MCDO NA TAYO74!!!” Naia slurs in maximum volume.

"But I've got a few more. Are you ready for another one?" I nod, and he continues. "Okay, here's one."What do you call a sheep that's been sheared twice?" Iskander asks. I think for a moment, and then I say, "A sheared sheep?" He nods his head. "You're getting very good at this," he says. "One more joke, and then I'll let you go. Okay?" I nod, and I lean forward, eager to hear the last joke. "Okay, here's the last one. What do you call a sheep with no head?" I try to think of an answer, but I'm stumped. "Come on, you can do it," Isksnfer tells me as he looks into my eyes searching for the answer. I smile and shake my head signifying a no answer. "The answer is, no-brainer," Iskander says. I

The other two girls giggled, as well, and Riley chuckled. “No,” Cindy snickered. “I’m Cindy.” “Oh, that’s right,” Amy declared. “I forgot. Sorry. Go ahead, Cindy, tell us your joke.” “Okay. What did one casket say to the other casket?” Amy glanced at Riley, but the awareness in his eyes made her look away. “I don’t know,” she said. “What did one casket say to the other casket?” Cindy giggled. “Is that you coffin?” Amy laughed. The joke was funny enough on its own, but the impish look on Cindy’s face was even more amusing, making Amy laugh all the harder. “That’s a good one, Cindy.”

(Jollibee, Philippines famous fast-food chain. Hey kids! I am not even rich. So, I gave them a laugh. But it turns they don’t like it… if I don’t manage to give it to them. Then I heard again Jeoff’s chuckle reason I kicked him kicked his foot under the table. He ignores me. I repeat it. Until Jeoff, drop his cluttery. “It’s annoying Lily.” Jeoff warned me. “The kids are asking something.” I point out. He gave me a bitter smile, showing that he didn’t care.