Quotes Funny Love

This book gathers different love stories, yes, love stories. All these stories that I collected over time, that were told to me by friends, acquaintances, relatives and others from my own imagination ink. And perhaps, there is some coincidence.

"I curse you." A mewled whisper erupted her throat steadily raising her shaken up gaze. The man who had her jaw held in a terrific grip gave her a twisted smile having no effect from her words. He found them absurd and full of stupidity. "I CURSE YOU! YOU AND YOUR FATHER WILL LOSE ALL YOUR HAPPINESS AND PEACE! IT'S A CURSE OF A DAUGHTER, YOU IMBECILE!" She cried loudly right on his face which did snatch his smile but something in him refused to accept the power behind her curse. But her heart bled curse did what he considered a myth. Shaken up his soul. Tarnished his peace. Snatched his every happiness. He was left with nothing but agony and pain he once conflicted on an innocent. If you want to read a story full of regret, redemption, hate and pain then welcome. WARNING: THERE CAN BE GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES SO DON'T MIND.

"You feel so good." He groaned, "I fucking don't want this to end." He kissed the sweet spot under her ear. "You have ruined me for good." He confessed in between the kisses.  _____  Arcane Miller is a sophomore at high school. She had a secret crush on the hottest guy, Xavier Jones. However, one night, she suddenly found out that her Mom is marrying Vincent Jones, Xavier's father. Everything shattered, every little dream which she dreamt to be with him was torn apart. He will be her step brother, she wasn't allowed to think of him in this way.  But one night she climaxed thinking of him and realized that she has been fantasizing about him in other ways. So, she prepared a list. A list containing all the dirty things which she wants to do with him despite the fact, this is unholy.  What will happen when Xavier will find out about that list? Or does he feel the same heat as her?

To forget the pain she is feeling when she caught her boyfriend cheating with her half-sister, Lumiere went to the club to get drunk and find herself. There, she met Rage Forger, a snobbish but handsome man. At first she thought she wouldn't get his attention however when she drunk danced on the dance floor, suddenly someone hugged her back she immediately felt his warm body and fragrant smell. It's their first time meeting however they ended up in a one night stand. She lost her virginity to a stranger who she thought she would never see again but that's where she made a mistake the next day it's her first day working  in her new job, as the secretary to the CEO.  What she didn't know is that the big boss turned out to be the man on whom she had one night stand with!

Waking up to a sudden change in your life, how do you think you'd cope? Same goes for Jasmine Kane whose life changed overnight because of a simple Marble. Problem arises when the owner of the Marble comes to find her and she falls in love with him and puts herself in more danger. Now she has to choose between saving her own life and Dying to save the one she loves....is their love really the one to die for? Will it be a Tragic Ending or A Happy Ending?

(21+) Bhaga kembali ke rumah orang tuanya tanpa mengetahui bahwa ada gadis lain bernama Atma yang menumpang dan merawat ayah Bhaga yang sedang sakit. Atma yatim piatu dan hanya lulusan SMP, tapi kepribadiannya begitu lembut dan halus. Ketulusan hati keduanya telah menumbuhkan rasa cinta dalam hati mereka masing-masing. Namun, jarak sosial yang terlalu jauh menjadi penghalang. Belum lagi, Bhaga sudah memiliki tunangan di kota, sedang Atma telah dijodohkan oleh Ibu Bhaga sendiri. Mereka akhirnya jatuh dalam jurang cinta terlarang penuh dosa diam-diam. Bagaimanakah mereka bisa mengatasi segala pelik yang datang? Mampukah mereka menang melawan stigma?

Pierre Paul Abutu gives a humorous, fascinating and dispassionate narration of the unique intimate and romantic events of his life from teenage to adolescence, and into the early stages of his adult life. This narration revolves around the lives, and relationships of sixteen ladies with whom he shared happy, intimate, eventful and evergreen moments of his life with. These love affairs occur in Pierre Abutu’s life, at his university, the Augustine Nnamani Campus, Agbani, in Enugu Campus of the Nigerian Law School, Akwa Ibom State and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja. Due to his religious beliefs, personal convictions, personal principles, metaphysical and supernatural predictions and postulations, the media, intellectual and literary effects in his life, most of these affairs either ended abruptly or amicably. These love affairs also reveal the negative attitudes, traits and deceptive machinations of these girls and ladies. Even though certain unpleasant and resultant effects were never intended at any particular stage, or with any of these girls and ladies, one thing was very clear: each love affair was and would always be evergreen to Pierre Abutu.

What if one day your life changes because of a bet? Are you ready to face it if your heart and life will replace it? Do you want to gamble on a game that you know many will get hurt because of what you do? Or, just give up and accept that he is not the right person for you? Let's all witness the story of Angel Marseille and James Lee's love affair where they despise everyone just to get the love they both hope for. “There will always be that one person you’ll never get over. For me, it's you and for you, it's her. " - Angel Marseille.

Beauty Bentel was adopted by a woman who lost her family in a car accident, Mrs. Jane Pablo. As she changes Beauty's name to Sunshine because of those after her life. Sunshine fell in love with a guy named James Kane whose family was the one that destroyed and killed Sunshine's first family. Mrs. Jane Pablo tried all her possible best to make Sunshine stay away from James after finding out the truth.Then she had no choice than to let Sunshine know the kind of family James comes from. This turn Sunshine to a cold-hearted person and she make sure that the Kane family was destroyed.

Sa pag-aaral nakatuon ang buong atensiyon ni Mikaella. Ginagawa ang lahat ng makakaya mapanatili lamang ang matataas na marka. Ngunit, sa isang iglap magbabago ang lahat. Nakilala niya ang anak ng may ari ng university na kanyang pinapasukan. Hindi ito ang lalaking dapat na ginugusto, subalit sa tuwing sila'y magkakatagpo ay hindi niya mapigilan ang pagdagundong ng puso!