Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

Hearing him, Harold said, "Hmm hmm I understand I understand everything. By the way brother, I never thought that you would take it seriously what I said yesterday. You really take it." Rhino looked at him confused. Rhino said in a serious voice, "What do you mean? What did you say yesterday?" Harold again smiled mischievously and uttered, " Yesterday's kiss make and shake and flow an electricity throughout your body." After saying that, both Edith and Harold laughed out loud. And Rhino looked at them with frowned eyes. Rhino said, looking on the other side, "So much nonsense. I just don't get it, how do you come up with the world's best nonsense words!"

she laughed again. “That’s why people say that friends are worse than enemies,” I muttered, clearly humiliated and looking like a freaking Raggedy Ann. After she laughed for the next two minutes, Mara finally said, “I almost peed my pants laughing. By the way, who the hell would put paint in your shampoo bottle? That’s such a crazy prank on a blonde.” “I know,” I groaned, pulling a beanie over my hair. Even in the San Francisco heat, I’d sweat bullets rather than let someone see this mess.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

“I speak without a mouth and hear without ears, I have nobody, but I come alive with wind. What am I?” Her brows furrowed, those tiny lips pursed in concentration as she tilted her head, “An echo!” she exclaimed suddenly, eyes shining triumphantly. For a moment I froze, the tiniest thrill of surprise flickering through me. “Correct.” A soft laughter escaped through her, and it filled the entire study room, “I know another one!” She said, hopping slightly on her tiny feet. “I can make you laugh without touching you, but you have to pay attention to me!”

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

“Almost let me question my judgement for following you, but it’s you, so…” Jai frowned. “That’s almost twice. What does that even mean?” “Sometimes when you have a stupid friend who does stupid things, you wonder why would that person do stupid things. Especially since that certain friend knows it’s stupid. But since you remember that your friend is stupid, so him doing stupid things is actually no wonder. And then you realize that you almost question something that’s plainly obvious, which is also stupid—if you actually wonder about it, which makes you also stupid.”

Not even a little bit? I moved back away from him and when I said nothing,he came around to stand beside me again,he held my hand and we continued walking. “I’ve been browsing through a number of jokes this couple of days.I think I’ve become a very funny man.” I suppressed my lips in a tight line.”You don’t say.” “How do you open a banana?”He asked. “You peel it open.”I shrugged. “No.With a mon-key.” I grimaced and when he saw I didn’t get the joke,he rattled out.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

"Uh-huh uh-huh." That's right, is wrong, he should not be so sudden and reckless, should come little by little well. "Rice can eat more words can not talk nonsense, do not open this kind of joke with me again, not funny." The woman said again. "Uh huh, yeah yeah, not funny, not funny." He nodded his head as fast as he could, admitting his mistake as fast as he could. Of course it's not funny, it's not like he was telling her a joke~

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