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You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

she laughed again. “That’s why people say that friends are worse than enemies,” I muttered, clearly humiliated and looking like a freaking Raggedy Ann. After she laughed for the next two minutes, Mara finally said, “I almost peed my pants laughing. By the way, who the hell would put paint in your shampoo bottle? That’s such a crazy prank on a blonde.” “I know,” I groaned, pulling a beanie over my hair. Even in the San Francisco heat, I’d sweat bullets rather than let someone see this mess.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

You can start there. I nod slowly. “Finally, someone who makes sense.” Me: I’ll try this. Thanks. I exit the forum, then immediately type: ‘Random fun questions to ask a friend about themselves.’ Enter. My screen floods with suggestions, lists of icebreakers, “cute couple” quizzes, whole threads about date ideas, random memes sprinkled in. I scroll. And scroll. And scroll. “Oh. That’s actually a good question. I’ll keep that.” Next scroll. “That’s funny… but if I ask it, will I sound weird?”

Not knowing what to say in response to his words. His mouth quirked. “What for?” He looked confused at my words but continued the cleaning, ignoring me. “Charming’s one word for it. I’d go with ‘festering swamp of bad manners and worse morals,’ but hey—po-tay-to, po-tah-to.” The unexpected phrasing from him made me laugh. It was a small, startled sound that slipped out before I could stop it. I had never pictures someone as serious as him making a phrase like that.

“I speak without a mouth and hear without ears, I have nobody, but I come alive with wind. What am I?” Her brows furrowed, those tiny lips pursed in concentration as she tilted her head, “An echo!” she exclaimed suddenly, eyes shining triumphantly. For a moment I froze, the tiniest thrill of surprise flickering through me. “Correct.” A soft laughter escaped through her, and it filled the entire study room, “I know another one!” She said, hopping slightly on her tiny feet. “I can make you laugh without touching you, but you have to pay attention to me!”

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

Not even a little bit? I moved back away from him and when I said nothing,he came around to stand beside me again,he held my hand and we continued walking. “I’ve been browsing through a number of jokes this couple of days.I think I’ve become a very funny man.” I suppressed my lips in a tight line.”You don’t say.” “How do you open a banana?”He asked. “You peel it open.”I shrugged. “No.With a mon-key.” I grimaced and when he saw I didn’t get the joke,he rattled out.