Sarcastic Quotes Liar Meme Novels & Stories

He said sarcastically that made my eyes roll in disgust. "You and your hypercritical insights. What can I expect from you?" I uttered sardonically. "I would prefer your insults to saying things I don't mean to." Now I turned out to be a liar. Damn this brute! Why did I even tell him about that? "Believe what will satisfy your mind. I don't care what you think of me anyway." I snapped.

I commented sarcastically. -"I want you to know that I don't usually hang out with these kinds of women. I don't like paying for love." -"You only pay to have a wife" -"Please Melina, don't....You know that is not true. I will not tolerate you degrading yourself." -"Οh! How thoughtfull of you!" I said sarcastically. -"I mean it! Yesterday was only work for me!" -"Yes...yes everyone saw it in the picture! It was an unbearable sacrifice for you! You clearly had a bad time" I taunted him.

He said. "I am 13, I hate liers and-" I was saying but was interrupted by his laughter. "What's so funny," I said a little pissed. "Sorry, it's just how you looked like when you said that," He laughed and I stared at him. Jerk!! What's so funny. "And every human lie so you can lie too, so stop hating liers cause you might be one," He said seriously this time. "I'm happy you're not a lier, thanks for the truth," I smiled.

He was inquisitive about me and asked me, "Is there anything that you would rather not have me know?" I gave him a sarcastic laugh and told him, "No, no, this is definitely nothing, I just thought that when you hit me today, I was dizzy and passed out in the morning, and I lost consciousness, and I wanted to feel that I wanted to rest, but to sleep." He laughed at me and I told him, "No, no, this is definitely nothing, I just thought that when you hit me today, I was dizzy and passed out in the morning, and I lost consciousness." I intentionally made the laugh sound evil.

] /All the time? [Each and every thought.] /... I see. Well, what use is this skill you speak of when I can't do anything to change what is bound to happen?/ [That's for you to figure out.] /And I'm saying-! Ah, nevermind. ... ... By the way, you do realise that my comment about you being smart was me being sarcastic, right?/ [Sarcastic?] After a short pause, the system mumbled. [So that's sarcasm…]

I said it at the end of my sentence, but what I found was that Leo seemed to laugh as if he thought my insult was just a joke to him. "Hahaha! So what? Just so you know, I'm not an easy man. I only had sex with a woman who is my lover," he said sarcastically, "What's the problem?" I snorted. "You think I believe your bullshit?" I sneered, "There's no way a guy like you only has sex with your partner." Leo looked at me with a teasing grin. "If I did it with multiple women, there's no way I'd still have that much stamina to pump yours all night, dear."

Her fingers trembled as she scrolled. “Bro she’s INSANE” “Ethan run 😭” “Psycho girlfriend energy” “She belongs in jail wtf” Elena clicked out of that post and the next one loaded so fast. A meme this time. Her face photoshopped onto the Hulk’s body, mid-rampage. Caption: “Elena when you forget to text back.” Then another. Her face on a tiger, roaring. “Don’t mess with Elena Cruz.” Then another. Her with exaggerated muscles and a unibrow. “Roid rage Elena.”

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

Alaric pov "Liam, do you know that popular quote?" I asked, drumming my fingers mindlessly against the desk as I took a bite of the apple in my hand. "They say when life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your enemy's eyes." I tilted my head, a smirk curling on my lips as I watched him sigh and shake his head. "Boss, you got it wrong. The quote is 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.'"

I chuckled, and I really wanted to see his reaction so badly. “You bastard!” He cursed, and I laughed. “How would you know that?” I laughed harder; it was pretty fun making them mad. “Go to your I*******m page now and tell all your stupid fans that you were just lying,” he said self-righteously, and I scoffed. “Are you really that stupid? Lisa literally admired it herself; no one would believe if I clarified it. And even if they did, what makes you take it? I would admit that just because you told me to.”