Sarcastically Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Did it mean no one was seeing things from my perspective? Devastating. *** Kathleen ________ Absolutely, there was no one as stupid as the woman I called my best friend. Sometimes, I wondered if she was mentally unstable. How could anyone act this childish? "So, what's up?" She finally set her gaze at me. So annoying. "I really need to get rid of this idiot," I mumbled, referring to her. "I heard that!" She threw her arm up, glared. I widened my eyes, being sarcastic . "Oh, you did? Um, well, I'm not so sure I care."

I asked, "So, Miss. How is it going with the Dark humour guy? Any update so far?" "HA! Dark humour! He's the funniest guy, I've ever met. Didn't you hear that line of him? I mean he called himself motherfucker; oh my, that's the kind of humour I love. Every time he cracks a joke, it makes me head over heels for him. And not forget his awkwardness around girls" the sarcasm was dripping from her mouth. But that changed my mood. And we both started chuckling, "He's not that bad!" I exclaimed. Right? He's not that bad.

“I like it better than your baby talking” “Really?! Do you like it whenever I’m loud and proud? I mean… that’s the real me anyway and thanks for appreciating” “I am not appreciating you, you’re assuming” “You already said it and you cannot change that” “You’re childish” “Only with people that I want to get attention with” “And annoying” “I like to annoy you” “You’re pissing me off” “You look cool when outpatient” “Really?” I sarcastically asked but the next thing he did stun me.

Sarcastic! “You are insane” I insulted him and returned to my seat. Charles went back to his seat too but packed up his things along with him. “Just tell me you’re resigning!” I said. “Opps! See you on monday” He laughed weirdly and left my office. “Arrrgh!!” I mithered frustratedly. “I hate that guy! I hate him! I hate him!!!, Aaaaarrrgh!!!!” ***** To Be Continued

he said in a confidence. "Ah ah ah.” A sarcastic laughter was heard from Lucy, she continued. “Yes, you are what people said you are." Lucy said and she removed her hat, she laughed and continued. “You miss me.” She said sarcastically.

“So how do you know that they are actually overrated?” “I know I haven’t started,” he responds. “Oh, so you do,” I answer sarcastically before repeating my first question. “Then how do you know volcanoes are overrated?” "They just are,” he says with a shrug. My tone is playful when I respond, sarcasm coating it too. “Excellent scientific reasoning, Theo. Aren’t you a genius?” He shoots me a look that communicates that he clearly doesn’t believe what I just said — even though it’s clearly sarcastic. “I got it from you."

"You're welcome. The day you submit to me will come, I promise!" That smile, like a poisonous snake, was chilling. "Go buy a pillow in the market!" Jessica said casually. Saxon was puzzled; he seemed to have had difficulty understanding the meaning of that sentence. Why did she suddenly change the topic? Finally gaining the upper hand, Jessica felt a great sense of relief. Indeed, sarcastic jokes do have different borders. It was drizzling outside the window, and Mr. Marcus would not be able to reach Times Square for a while. It was not a good idea to wait downstairs in the cold wind, but sitting face-to-face with Saxon in the restaurant made her feel even more uncomfortable.

He laughed loudly, “I see giant hearts in your eyes at the sight of these little sausages and it’s too hilarious! That look you made when you saw the plate headed straight for you…priceless!” It took him a moment to temper his laughing and I just giggled and shoved his shoulder, “Hey! I have a weakness for tiny sausages covered in barbeque sauce okay? It’s terribly crippling and I don’t appreciate your lack of appreciation.” I loved how quickly he quipped back to my overly sarcastic retort, “Oh, I definitely don’t lack appreciation! If anything, I was just appreciating your weakness for them through the obvious goofy ass giddy facial expression you dropped on a dime the second you saw them!”

"AhHhH, BiG BrOtHeR. YoU ShOuLd HaVe NoT rUnAwAy." "HoNeStLy, Vicky Is SoRrY fOr HuRtIng YoU..." "HAHAHAHAHA!!!" "JuSt KiDdInG, I WoUlD'vE EaTeN YoU AfTeR I wAs BoRn In ThE AbYsS." "GYAHAHAHAH!!!"

I, too, stopped what I was doing and stared back at him. “Are you serious? In that case, are you trying to tell me to stay?”. He asked me, and the bright look on his face did it. I burst out laughing at him, equally dropping my cell phone aside and pointed a finger at him. Did he seriously think that I was being serious with him? I was only being sarcastic. How did he not get that? “Why are you laughing and pointing your finger at me? What is so funny?”. “Nothing. Nothing at all, brother”.