Novel & Cerita Sarcastically Funny Quotes

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

I said sarcastically. He claimed to be always awfully busy. Why was he suddenly being nice? "Seems like someone doesn't like it when I am being nice," he sneered sarcastically before adding in a teasing tone, "I didn't know you love playing it the hard way, Sunshine." Chills went down my spine. I shuddered at his words. Nah, he was still scary. I laughed awkwardly. "You are so funny. Not everyone has a unique taste like you," I said with a weird smile. The sarcasm was obvious.

The cashier is currently wrapping the purchases. "Well, this is what they call little happiness. Gosh! You, you're abnormal. Everyone our age is crazy about W*****d, but you? Jusko, where are your sweet bones, your thrilling flesh? Are you gone?" This is a sarcastic question to me. It's good to fight.

I was straight up confused at the sudden reaction, and after it continued for a few seconds, I got annoyed and even more pissed off than before. Just what exactly could be so funny that he'd laugh in such a way, huh? Does he think I'm a joke or what? I couldn't help but show the anger on my face as his laughter continued, I really wished he could just choke right there, and maybe you know… die. I mean, that certainly won't be bad news for me, he'd be off my sister and also off my back too. “And just what is so funny, Mickey, care to say ?” I asked in a sarcastic tone.

The person beside her shot her a disapproving look, but she didn't care. She muttered under her breath, her words laden with sarcasm. "Oh, Mr. Sinclair, you're truly a visionary. I can hardly contain my excitement for your groundbreaking ideas." As Mace continued his speech, Nysaa couldn't resist interjecting with her biting commentary. "Yes, yes, the world has been waiting with bated breath for your words of wisdom. Please, enlighten us further." Her snarky remarks drew glances from those around her, but she remained undeterred. Mace's grandiose speech and self-assured demeanor were a perfect target for her biting humor.

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

I scoffed and decided to lowkey insult him. " Hindi ka naman mayabang niyan no? " I asked sarcastically and I heard him bark a laugh because of what I said. He finds it amusing whenever I insult him or throwing off sarcasm. Kaya napangiti na rin ako dahil nakakahawa naman talaga ang kaligayan niya.

she ask " Yea let just forget it," "wow! wow!! wow!!! forget what made me search the waste bin you are unbelievable" she said with a sarcasm "it ok Tilly let get to work," "hey " Tilly said with annoyance "Do you realise am your boss" i said getting annoyed ,"so what? so what if you are the boss?? you are very very arrogant," "you are crossing the line " i warned She laugh "you are just a arrogant sarcastic jerk,do you think you are better than anyone?"

It's one of those jokes that she have gone used to hearing by now. Everyone always seemed to make fun of her height. It annoys her. “Yeah, actually,” She said as sarcasm enveloped her tone. “I could slice you in half and toast you there too.” She threatened, making him fake a scared expression. “Please no,” He jokingly begged. “I'd play Barbies with you.” He added, which instantly earned him a smack on the back of his head. “You say that again, and I'm going to use my fucking bat on you,” She glared.

This caused Singto to gasp and drop his jaw from the shock of it all. Krist bit insides of his mouth to keep himself from laughing at the way Singto looked right now. “Oh… my… goodness…” “Oh, sorry did I get you? Man, I really didn’t mean to.” There goes the infamous sarcasm again. But Singto didn’t mind it, he was actually still laughing, but now for a different reason. He has a self-deprecating sense of humor and nine times out of then, you’d find Singto just laughing at his own mistakes and clumsiness. This works out perfectly with Krist too since he doesn’t take his sarcasm and dry humor personally, instead he just simply laughs about it.