Scary Face Funny Novels & Stories

“That freaking panget! Siya nga maitim na panget pa! Kapal ng face! He even looks and smells maasim… eww!” *****

Lalo pang lumakas ang impresyong iyon dahil sa bahagyang pagkakuba niya, dahil hindi pa nakakabawi ang kanyang mga balikat matapos lagyan ni Frank ng gamot. Kahit si Silverbell, na palaging seryoso at malayo, ay napahiga sa mesa na tumatawa nang makita niya ang kanyang hinalinhan sa ganoong itsura. Bagaman mukhang tanga si Scarface, tumatawa rin siya kay Madfist. Tumatawa rin si Frank, bagaman dahil eksaktong magkamukha sina Scarface at Madfist na parang dalawang doorman kapag magkasama silang nakatayo.

“Damon.” She burst into laughter. “Grabe ka! Ang guwapo-guwapo no’n, tinatawag mo lang na mukhang pusit?” “What? He really has a squid face! That’s better than shrimp though. Ano ba dapat? Jelly fish?” “Stop! My God! You are really savage!”

nakangising turan ko. I think I successfully scared her because her face just turned pale. Nanlalaki ang mga mata niyang napatingin sa ‘kin. Napahalakhak ako habang umiiling-iling. “Look at your face?” sabi ko sa pagitan ng pagtawa.

It's horrible and absolutely shocking. "Werdy!" Nahampas ko siya nang malakas dahil sa gulat. "Why are you wearing a freaking scary mask? You're going to kill me!" Taas-baba ang d****b ko sa gulat. I'm upset for having a friend like him, Jesus. "Magkamukha lang naman tayo girl, may pagulat-gulat ka pang nalalaman. Hindi ka ba sanay sa nakikita mo sa salamin everyday, every night?"

I was always the scared one back then, the one who's always apologising, the one who's always listening, obliging, and understanding but I can see the opposite things right now. "I am sorry. That's not what I mean.. I mean.. I'll just shut my fucking mouth." I can't help but burst out in laughter as I look at his pale face. Inilapat ko pa ang kamay sa tiyan habang inaabot ang kamay niyang ngayon ay nasa likod ng ulo habang halatang pinagsisisihan ang ginawang kahit saan tingnan ay hindi naman mali. He's so funny. He just made my day more.

Hindi ko makita ang kabuohang itsura nito kanina sa malayuan, pero ngayong malapitan parang gusto ko na lang muling lumayo sa kaniya. He's so scary! I mean, Lazarro was also scary because he gives dangerous aura and intimidating presence that made you want to pee in your pants, however, Lazarro also gives this elegant vibe. But this man in front of us?! Mayroon siyang mahabang peklat sa kaliwang bahagi ng mukha niya na nagsisimula sa left-upper of his forehead then down continuing on his eyebrow and across his eyes and it ended on the middle of his left cheek. And to add with that, his left eyes were fucking red.

I also teared up because of laughing so hard. Shantelle's face is pathetically epic! It's repeating in my head over and over again. Her eyes are wider than an owls eyes plus the way she stood up kanina is like about to jump off the building. "Crazy!" she hissed. Her face is red just like her lips. Freaking! I never know I could laugh like this because of her epic face reaction. It's a meme!

Paliwanag ko na siyang dahilan ng panibagong kunot sa kaniyang gwapong pagmumukha. "Are you scared of me too?" He asked with a furrowed brows. "Well, not anymore." Sagot ko at natawa pa ng bahagya. I don't find him that scary anymore. In fact, despite of his grumpy face I could somehow see softness from him. I can't describe it but I have that perspective of him. "Why don't you try smiling kasi." Napairap ako at pinagkrus ang mga braso habang nakaharap sa kaniya.

Napakurap-kurap siya subalit nang maalala niya ang napakalaking gagamba na mabalahibo pa, muling nanumbalik ang takot niya. "There's... there's a spider, Marco! Sobrang laki! It's hairy! It looks so scary!" Naghihisterikal niyang sagot. "Okay." Natigilan siya at napatitig sa lalaki. Here she is panicking because there's a scary spider and all he can say is okay? "Pero Marco—" "I said okay. I heard you. Now get down. Don't you realize how scandalous our position is?" Nakataas ang isang kilay nitong tanong.