Silly Sarcastic Quotes Novels & Stories

“Indeed. You’re the most talented rock skipper here.” He chuckles and nudges me. “You know, sarcasm is considered the lowest form of wit.” “Point out someone who believes that, and I’ll show you someone who proves that common sense isn’t as common as they think. Anyone who says that phrase is someone it takes minutes or even days to realize they have been insulted through what they consider wit that’s beneath them. They are the true geniuses among us.” “Hmm…you may have a point,” he says. After a few minutes, he glares at me. “Rude.”

“What does that even mean?” “It means your sarcasm isn’t just a shield. It’s a weapon. A pinprick of chaos. Irritating, unpredictable, alive. We need to weaponize it. All of it. Silas’s broken songs, Maia’s wild pulse, Lyra’s reclaimed pain, your irritating commentary. We turn this cottage into a fortress of glorious, unbearable specificity.” A slow grin spread across my face. It felt like the first real one in days. “So you’re saying… my job is to be as annoyingly, persistently me as possible?”

“I know it is. I read somewhere that when in doubt of the kind of feeling to display in front of people, try sarcasm, it always works.” “Whoever wrote that wanted anyone that reads it to be hated by their colleagues.” I told him. “For real?” He asked. “Wait, you read that for real? I thought you were just fibbing or lying?” He raised his left brow up as if to say ‘Really?' I sometimes forgot how blunt talking my boss was. “Well, sometimes, soft pedal on sarcasm at your kind of dinner parties. They might not appreciate it.” I told him honestly because most wealthy people are snubs so he might stick out like a sore thumb if he does that.

I asked her eagerly. "Well because your silly.... delicate and i like you." She replied. My ears had heard her right. "You like me? Why?" I asked again. "I told you dummy. Do I need to explain why I like people. That's silly." She sarcastically replied. I couldn't believe Angela liked anybody more so me. "Sorry about earlier today." I apologized. "Oh... no offense taken thou. You're just this silly know it all girl who doesn't bother me at all." She insultingly chuckled.

she mockingly said. I looked at her, mad and annoyed. “Stop talking nonsense, Veronica,” I said and glared at her. “Have some shame, Veronica. She’s a kid. Spare her,” I didn’t hide the anger in my tone. Instead of stopping, she just laughed. “Do you think I’m stupid?” she said, still smiling and laughing. I rolled my eyes at her. “I know you’re not, Veronica, so stop acting like a stupid person,” I sarcastically said.

Well, I fucking opened myself up to that one. “As a solution to a problem I in part caused,” I say emotionlessly. “I’m going to assume by the vague answer, you don’t wish to discuss it.” “You’re very astute for a human,” I commend her. Her face slips into an emotionless mask, “Yes, we mere mortals are quite astute. We’ve also mastered fire and invented the wheel,” she says sarcastically. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit you know.” “At least one of us has some,” she says, taking another sip of her drink.

Crayvin's brows furrow as he retorts, "Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?" I smirk, trying to cover my irritation, but I'm pretty much translucent. He probably knows how much he irritates me. "Nope, it's just sarcasm, honey," I say with my innocent voice, before adding, "But I apologize. Sarcasm just happens to fall out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours."

Lauren laughed, melting in sarcasm. — She just said that she was good for all of us, that she loved us and that she smiled at the wind. – Ironized. Karila narrowed her eyes, it was a good move. “You've done something unreal. – Assumed low. “Maybe I'm not as useless as you think. Lauren snapped, her voice full of mockery.

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He said sarcastically that made my eyes roll in disgust. "You and your hypercritical insights. What can I expect from you?" I uttered sardonically. "I would prefer your insults to saying things I don't mean to." Now I turned out to be a liar. Damn this brute! Why did I even tell him about that? "Believe what will satisfy your mind. I don't care what you think of me anyway." I snapped.