Smartass Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

For the second time in less than an hour, Cassie heard her boss laugh. Just like the first laugh of the day, it was a sarcastic one. The thing that unnerved Cassie about Felix’s laugh was that she had never seen him crack even a little smile. Hearing him burst out in laughter, even if it was a sarcastic one and not bred from genuinely finding something amusing or funny, was more than odd.

No one needed to tell her it was real because whatever came out of Dante Moretti was hardly a joke - it wasn't a joke actually when it comes to Alessia. This man has long forgotten what the word joke is.. One of his quotes is: When you crack too many jokes, your enemies take you less seriously. "I made you the president of the Scott's Enterprise... You should start preparing to attend your company as of tomorrow," He stated. Alessia's breath hitched. "What the fuck Dante! Did you know what you just did" Alessia yelled standing up from his thigh and Dante just rolled his eye. ---he didn't answer her and just took a slow drag from the burning cigarette.

They let the money get to their head and start acting like idiots 🙄* *HenryJones– Wow, this is actually so sad. So sorry you had to go through that.* *EliFrank- Men like that are trash and deserve to rot in jail.* *AnnaWinter– @EliFrank agreed. You deserve better Cassie boo. There are many fishes in the sea, let the asshole live like trash.* *SaiTory– Y'all, he's a billionaire. He'll definitely find a way to get out of that cell. They're all like that.*

“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” Never in my life did I believe there would be a day when a quote from a comic would relate so closely to me. But recently, I started feeling that the bad days in my life are far more than the good. I was so tired of fighting to keep my sanity. To fight to stay afloat of the sea of misery that was pulling me to its depths with every passing day. I didn’t think I had more strength to swim. I gave up.

Aslamulaikum everyone Hello to all of you Hope you're doing well So , here is the next update Hope you all like it Do share the reviews with me Please be safe . Please ignore the grammatical mistakes. Or any other mistake My exams are near so please pray for me “When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long in disappointment and bitterness at the closed door that we do not expectantly look for and therefore see with pleasure and gratitude the one which has been opened for us.” ~Helen Keller That quote was pretty touchy. I loved how it motivates the life.

I little moan escaped from my mouth. " This is awesome, thanks Samar for making me try it. " I smiled at Samar and he smiled at me. " I did not know that you could be tempted so easily... Would you like to try Ras malai as well? " Sagar said with fake humour, while I knew it was laced with sarcasm. " No Thanks, Mr Malhotra, I have had enough. " I gave a faint smile. " You want me to tempt you?? Like Samar did?? "

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”