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The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”

I growl into the phone, "she, it, wasn't my friend, Mason knock it off, you’re not funny right now." I hear laughter in the background, and I growl, "nice Bro, so all of you think this whole fucking shit show is funny? I pray that the goddess gives it back to you 10 fold brother and all the rest of you fuckers." I shake my head, “Assholes,” and hang up.

He added. "We are all adults here okay? And I was just playing around. Sassy is only acting like that because she knows so much about what I'm talking about. Isn't it, Sassy?" Tamara asked, sticking out her tongue to Sassy. "I can't hear you, my ears are closed," Sassy said and they laughed. "Okay okay, fine. On a more serious note, I am proud of you guys. And hasten up whatever it is you are doing," Tamara said and leaned in.

“Fine! Do whatever you want but don't blame me when you get tagged as a desperate pretentious gold-digger.” “Don't worry, it's not going to surprise me since the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree,” I smiled sweetly and his little smile faded. Asshat!

Smith —correction, Mama Smith— says that leaving her talking alone is very rude of us, that she never taught us that, and a few more sermons that make me laugh a lot. ✧────── ༉───✦───༉ ─────✧ We'd been driving for half an hour, and I hadn't stopped smiling since we left the mansion. —Then stop laughing like an idiot —that just made me laugh more since he was irritated. My friend, when are we switching roles? —Just relax and think about how soon you're gonna fuck a girl at that damn party, eh. —Oh, wow, what great advice, my friend, never thought of that —I said sarcastically.

the phone speaker and whisper shout to myself“ what the fuck!!!! Where'd that come from?“ I ask myself before realizing that he's still on the phone. I wonder if he's said anything, I put my phone back on my ear just in time to hear him say.“ What the hell do you mean?“, to my dismay, I blurt out again “I mean your love for her has made you lose a few brain cells”. Slapping my hand on my mouth, I mumble a quick sorry and as the madman he is fast becoming, he starts laughing, and I'm like “what's so funny?” and he says “God, you're so funny” and I say “Huh, I'm freaking mad at you, and you're calling me funny. Unbelievable” I scoff and that sobers him up. “Oh, you don't sound mad” “I serious

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I recall Massimo ruining the moment yesterday in his exact words: “It's nice to see that you're capable of laughing at something as ordinary as a bunch of dancers." Like I was a robot who did have any emotions! What a dimwit. He's probably so used to travelling the world and watching too many dancers that he'd forgotten to appreciate little moments like this. And speaking of which, I should probably text him to let him know my whereabouts. But I'm still so pissed at his remarks about my person. This will show him.