Smartass Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I asked him where he learnt these romantic quotes. He told me that i did not learn these and i just said it casually. He asked me why I was asking this. I told him because it was very cheap. When I said this then there was pin drop silence for a second and after that I started laughing. Brent was thinking that I said this seriously but I had done some humor with him.

Note the sarcasm. "Why don't you just retrieve the ring from your left trouser pocket, put in on then go back home to your wife and make more babies" I advice and he shamefully gets up from his seat and leaves the snack. I hope he goes straight home. "That was smart" someone compliments from behind and when I turn to look, I'm more than shocked to see my boss standing gracefully behind me, looking as hot and handsome as always with his Million dollar smile plastered on his perfectly sculptured face.

Sarah: "Why are you shouting? We can still read your message. (Laughing emoji)" Emily: "I am not! (Laughing emoji") Cassie: "You are, but we are used to you." Emily: 'Aha! You two love me. Anyway, Cassie, have you met your hot boss again?" Cassie: "Haha. He is not hot. And he has a name.' Emily: "What do you guys call him at the office? Hot stuff?' Sarah: "You are impossible Em." Cassie: "Anyway, so about my boss..."

“Fine! Do whatever you want but don't blame me when you get tagged as a desperate pretentious gold-digger.” “Don't worry, it's not going to surprise me since the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree,” I smiled sweetly and his little smile faded. Asshat!

Smith —correction, Mama Smith— says that leaving her talking alone is very rude of us, that she never taught us that, and a few more sermons that make me laugh a lot. ✧────── ༉───✦───༉ ─────✧ We'd been driving for half an hour, and I hadn't stopped smiling since we left the mansion. —Then stop laughing like an idiot —that just made me laugh more since he was irritated. My friend, when are we switching roles? —Just relax and think about how soon you're gonna fuck a girl at that damn party, eh. —Oh, wow, what great advice, my friend, never thought of that —I said sarcastically.

He said with a smirk emphasizing on the 'wife'. " Asshole." " Get yourself a girl. Stop crushing on your best friend. " Mason chuckled.

the phone speaker and whisper shout to myself“ what the fuck!!!! Where'd that come from?“ I ask myself before realizing that he's still on the phone. I wonder if he's said anything, I put my phone back on my ear just in time to hear him say.“ What the hell do you mean?“, to my dismay, I blurt out again “I mean your love for her has made you lose a few brain cells”. Slapping my hand on my mouth, I mumble a quick sorry and as the madman he is fast becoming, he starts laughing, and I'm like “what's so funny?” and he says “God, you're so funny” and I say “Huh, I'm freaking mad at you, and you're calling me funny. Unbelievable” I scoff and that sobers him up. “Oh, you don't sound mad” “I serious

“Hey there, I’m Marcel. Do you always look this uncomfortable at parties, or is it just tonight?” I couldn’t help but laugh. “I’m Sarah. And yeah, I guess clubs aren’t really my thing.” “Well, Sarah, you look like you could use a good time. How about a joke to lighten the mood?” I raised an eyebrow. “Alright, hit me.” Marcel leaned in a bit. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms?” I shrugged, smiling. “Why?” “Because they make up everything.” I laughed, genuinely amused. “That’s actually pretty good.”

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"That's my boy." "Oh, he just farted, for Pete's sake," Amos said. Then he took a sip of his coffee, made a face, and spit it back into the cup. Chase and Lauren stared at Amos until he looked at them. "What? It's true.It's a fart thing baby's do. They feel good after they fart, so they smile. If he takes after his daddy, he'll be smilin plenty," Amos chortled. Chase took his mug out of his hand and said, "How would you know, old man? You ever