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I sat down on my bed, and my cellmate inquired whether everything was all right. I could not even tell them what was up because they were continuously making fun of the circumstances. "Come on, how can he be fine if he has not touched an ass in a while?" The other muttered something, and everyone started laughing. "Rich people have incredibly dumb addictions. Imagine what would happen if he did not make it to tomorrow due to ass," he added, and the chuckles got louder. “Are you done talking?” I asked as I stood up with a serious look.

I recall Massimo ruining the moment yesterday in his exact words: “It's nice to see that you're capable of laughing at something as ordinary as a bunch of dancers." Like I was a robot who did have any emotions! What a dimwit. He's probably so used to travelling the world and watching too many dancers that he'd forgotten to appreciate little moments like this. And speaking of which, I should probably text him to let him know my whereabouts. But I'm still so pissed at his remarks about my person. This will show him.

Well, I fucking opened myself up to that one. “As a solution to a problem I in part caused,” I say emotionlessly. “I’m going to assume by the vague answer, you don’t wish to discuss it.” “You’re very astute for a human,” I commend her. Her face slips into an emotionless mask, “Yes, we mere mortals are quite astute. We’ve also mastered fire and invented the wheel,” she says sarcastically. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit you know.” “At least one of us has some,” she says, taking another sip of her drink.

I said calmly, my voice laced with genuine apology. "Ah, we're used to that from you!" someone in the crowd quipped, prompting a burst of laughter at my expense. I shot back, "Yeah, that's because I'm an ass!" - a retort that only seemed to amuse them further. Realizing I'd said too much, I hastily grabbed my jacket from the bartender's counter and made a swift exit, slamming the wooden door behind me. The door's cheerful Christmas bell above it seemed jarringly out of place as I emerged into the bright sunlight, which hit me like a slap in the face.

“Yeah? So was the last guy I was involved with. Been there, done that, have the tie-dyed T-shirt and the roach clip to prove it. Move along, Picasso.” “You always such a smartass?” “Better than being a dumbass. Which is what you are if you think I’m gonna fall for your line of bullshit. Move.”

teased sadiq "shut up" Sadiq wore his canvas and stood up " are you up for today's jogging? " He always go for a jog at night. To him it makes him feel refreshing " nope , I'm not" jafar answered and hugged the pillow tightly " lazy ass" Sadiq teased " since you aren't a lazy ass please go and let me rest" he hummed softly in the pillow Sadiq made sure to hit jafar on the head before making his way out " see you later"

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

I teased,trying so hard not to laugh when I saw that her right cheek was also covered in mud No,she looked so adorable that I wanted to poke those cheeks But that was like digging my own grave.. "Ha ha! Very funny Anushka"She rolled her eyes annoyingly and I simply couldn't hold the laugh anymore ,so barked out "Yeah ,laugh at me all you want ,I look ridiculous I know" "No... you look..so adorable...and cute" I breathed hard ,my back backed flat against the pillar as I continued to laugh at my boss..This was very good for a change

Gross! "Fine. Take all the time you need, princess" she mocked. Why is she mocking me? I have the good sense to turn around, enter my car and just…yes! Finally, I got the right speech. "Well, life is not fair, Aniston and unfair things happen to people all the time. But we don't throw in the towel. Instead we suck it up and keep pushing" I clenched my fist in solidarity. Aniston narrowed her eyes on me. "Did you seriously just quote Coach Richardson from that movie 'boys on fire'? How dumb do you think I am?"

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away