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She says with a smile. Cassandra immediately remembers these words, since she's the one who said it first to this loser. "Come on now, you should not get mad over some small prank, right? Or else people will look at you like some lunatic fuming over a small joke. We all should have fun and chill." Cassandra says after she pours vinegar on Jaiyana's food and tosses it into her uniform.

Ami’s eyes clouded over but she bravely pushed the emotion back and said gaily, “Hah, who needs forgetting? I will not waste my energy crying over someone… or something.” “Aptly said Ma’am”, a handsome American said over his shoulder. Mabel and Ami looked at each other and laughed. “ What is so funny, my lovely darlings,” answered the gentleman. “Ahm, firstly Mr. Whoever, we are not your darlings, and secondly, don’t you know it is rude to butt in between conversations?”, said Ami.

“You really are good at imagining things, nerdy. Before you say that I’m going to fall in love with someone like you, just try having someone to like you first, hahaha!” “Just wait for it, you asshole. You’ll surely regret doing this to me.” “You never really fail to make me so happy, hahaha!” “Good-Bye!!!” “Bye, babe!!” “Babe your ass!!!” I slammed the door as I went outside. Just wait, you demonic pervert. I will surely have someone who will love me genuinely. And when that time finally comes, I will go out from this damn agreement and help you see what true love really means!

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"The morning sun is good for your health, you know!" Abizar snorted, "Don't dress up pretty. There will be a lot of dangerous lyrics. It's still prone to be stabbed by people." Shanum snorted amused, "what the heck? Yes, I'll go down first. Assalamualaikum." "Waalaikumsalam my beautiful."

“Do you know what a bad idea that is?” Clara raised her hands defensively. “I said part of me. Only the sarcastic, slightly insane part.” Kacey clapped her hands. “Yes! That part is my favorite. Maybe we can get t-shirts: Team Sarcastic Clara.” Kacey you are unbearable, remind me why you are my un hired assistant ???? ********** Alex shook his head with mock disapproval. “And I suppose you’d wear it in court during deposition?” “Absolutely,” Clara said, smirking. “Nothing screams intimidation like sarcasm and a logo tee.”

But dammit the shit was funny … Asher didn’t get it but Aspen was falling off the chair laughing. So Em said: “F. O. T. C. L.” “Oh god don’t spell.” Mickey complained who was also well past the point of buzzed and headed to drunk. She rubbed her temples with her fingers as if she was trying to stave off a headache. “PLASTERED.” Em ticked and shook her head. “CRYING!!” Aspen said, still laughing. Em got to laughing too and so did Sylvia. Asher was still confused and Rainn was just smiling.

I poured my coffee, gave them a mock salute, and strolled out. And just like that, a new weapon was born—sarcasm. --- By Friday, the office was a battlefield and I was fully armed. When Ada—the queen of sly remarks—snickered to someone loud enough for me to hear, “She probably doesn’t even have to touch her salary anymore,” I turned, leaned against her desk, and said with faux innocence, “Oh no, I still collect my salary. I just use it for snacks and impulse shopping. Shoes, bags, you know. The big stuff is his department.”

What an asshole ! He owed me an ass massage for all the fucking speed breakers that he tortured us on with his vampire paced car. Jackass. But a trustworthy one. Just not on roads tho. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

"He also said you called me ‘stupid’ " HE HEARD THAT?! Amara’s mental voice reached critical mass. WAIT A MINUTE, DID I REALLY SAY THAT? I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER! She let out a tinkling laugh—the sound of breaking glass. "Silly Julien! Always joking!" JOKE?! her mind imploded. THIS ISN’T A JOKE! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! I’M STANDING HERE SMILING LIKE A MANNEQUIN WHILE MY MIND IS SCREAMING "I HATE YOU, CASSIAN! I HATE YOUR SMIRK! I HATE THAT YOU LAUGHED AT ME—"