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he said with excitement and she smiled as he began to narrate the ordeal of their meeting. "I've never seen my brother so excited all his life, except for the times you were spending with Jessica back then," she said and he smiled "True friends are actually like diamonds and they're one of the most valuable things you can ever get" he said with his face beaming with a smile "Look at you, giving us friendship quotes" she said as she laughed "Hey, why did you have to act that way in front of him?" He asked again She sighed and increased the speed of the car.

"I am so glad I have the two of you as friends; I mean, really what I would have even done without you." "Sarcasm does not suit your face." is the only comeback that Mason has got. "And what has happened to brotherly love?" Brody and his dumb ass come closer to hug me. "Stop grinding my ass, I am ignoring her, and that's it." It most probably is the dumbest advice in the world, but it is not like my dumb ass knows what to do anyway. The possibility that this is blowing up in my face is closer to me than my next shave. What's the worst that can go wrong? I lose my reputation, which oh, I have already done.

“After all, who knows more about being ‘crazy’ than you?” His remark only fueled my annoyance, and I shot him a glare that could’ve melted steel. “Oh, don’t even get me started on you and your antics,” I retorted, my frustration still lingering. Asher’s laughter filled the room, his amusement at my reaction seemingly never-ending. Despite my annoyance, I couldn’t help but find his carefree demeanor infectious. There was something about him that always managed to lighten the mood, even in the most exasperating situations. “You know you love every second of this insanity,” he said, his eyes twinkling mischievously.

Youssef turned to Aser, who was sitting next to him, and did not say a word. "What's wrong man, you occupy yourself with drinking only, don't you see girls in front of you, I don't know why you are so complicated" Asser gave him a mocking sideways look and said, "It's not complicated, but I don't like cheap girls like you." He ended his last speech with a provocation, so that Youssef laughed at his speech and said: “You do not know how to live your life happily. Aser smiles a sarcastic smile and says to him:

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

Funny his squibble manage to put a smile on my face. *Hello Missy* *You kept your Prince charming waiting* *Princesses are suppose to be the one waiting in a dark tower* he sent 3 messages instantly, someone is missing me, I sniffed a laugh. *Sorry* I reply as I feel unmotivated to chat, I guess am not healed like I thought. *Sorry?*

“You really are good at imagining things, nerdy. Before you say that I’m going to fall in love with someone like you, just try having someone to like you first, hahaha!” “Just wait for it, you asshole. You’ll surely regret doing this to me.” “You never really fail to make me so happy, hahaha!” “Good-Bye!!!” “Bye, babe!!” “Babe your ass!!!” I slammed the door as I went outside. Just wait, you demonic pervert. I will surely have someone who will love me genuinely. And when that time finally comes, I will go out from this damn agreement and help you see what true love really means!

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But dammit the shit was funny … Asher didn’t get it but Aspen was falling off the chair laughing. So Em said: “F. O. T. C. L.” “Oh god don’t spell.” Mickey complained who was also well past the point of buzzed and headed to drunk. She rubbed her temples with her fingers as if she was trying to stave off a headache. “PLASTERED.” Em ticked and shook her head. “CRYING!!” Aspen said, still laughing. Em got to laughing too and so did Sylvia. Asher was still confused and Rainn was just smiling.

"He also said you called me ‘stupid’ " HE HEARD THAT?! Amara’s mental voice reached critical mass. WAIT A MINUTE, DID I REALLY SAY THAT? I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER! She let out a tinkling laugh—the sound of breaking glass. "Silly Julien! Always joking!" JOKE?! her mind imploded. THIS ISN’T A JOKE! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! I’M STANDING HERE SMILING LIKE A MANNEQUIN WHILE MY MIND IS SCREAMING "I HATE YOU, CASSIAN! I HATE YOUR SMIRK! I HATE THAT YOU LAUGHED AT ME—"