Stupid Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

“It is very scary, but the scariest thing is not the sharp arrow, but the cold heart… Stop talking about it, or talk about your business!” “I always hate the most when people say I'm stupid, but I know in your friends' eyes I'm a fool, even a fool. From the beginning to the end, I didn't steal any souls but relied on you to save me from suffering. You are brilliant, aren't you? So can you tell me, besides accepting, what else can I do? I've made all my meaningless efforts, the result is still the same. So, it doesn't matter if I accept to marry him or not, the important thing is, sooner or later I will be his wife..."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

To shout and let out his frustrations but he remembered that could not: Real men do not cry. Ron Diego personally thought that saying, stupid.

“Indeed. You’re the most talented rock skipper here.” He chuckles and nudges me. “You know, sarcasm is considered the lowest form of wit.” “Point out someone who believes that, and I’ll show you someone who proves that common sense isn’t as common as they think. Anyone who says that phrase is someone it takes minutes or even days to realize they have been insulted through what they consider wit that’s beneath them. They are the true geniuses among us.” “Hmm…you may have a point,” he says. After a few minutes, he glares at me. “Rude.”

"Wouldn't you rather her be stupid?" My smile deepened. "Well... where's the fun in that?"

"Are you dumb?" "Yes, and I also smell!"

“I hope you said your last prayer, because we'll be granting those prayers for you.” “Before you kill me, at least hear what my prayers were.” They exchanged glances. “That Rick should kill you two and leave nothing left to remember of your existence.” They bursted out laughing, staring at themselves and then at me. “You're stupid, you know that right?” “I know. And trust me, being stupid is just the best. And do you know why?” “Why?” “Because I just bought myself some time.” I smirked evilly at them.

She huffed in annoyance, "You're no fun. Anyway, you know who's coming back to town?" "Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking, isn't it?" Her gaze narrowed at me. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, my dear Camiela." "That's not the full quote, my dear Shirley," I mocked. "Then what is?" My gaze fell to the floor as my elbow hit my purse, causing it to tumble onto the ground and send all my belongings pouring out. I groaned in annoyance and stood kneeling down to pick it up. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit—"

Zack’s literally the most stupid friend I ever had. When I told him that what I meant was what kind of design so his stupid brain cells can understand what I was trying to imply. He then confidently said that it's a 'traditional house' with an overly proud smirk on his lips. I badly wanted to erase that by punching him in the face. But I just smiled sarcastically and composed myself.

Oh, look, my mantra has returned. Stupid. Stupid. STUPID! I felt the heat of frustration rising within me. How could I be so incredibly foolish? Just moments ago, everything had unfolded perfectly. Holly was cradled in my arms, her warmth radiating against me. I could still feel the thrill of our lips meeting in a passionate first kiss, a moment that felt electric and full of promise. Then, in an instant, my stupid mouth fucked it all up, revealing my secret in a careless slip.