Stupid Witty Quotes

My husband is a 27 year old accountant And oops I'm just a 17 year old at college Thanks to our parents for this stupid and crazy marriage between Barry and I It's not going to end well. Never! Wait... I think I'm falling

Blair is an enigmatic grad school student, artist, writer and creator who is in a complicated "friendship" with a married man. She is an attractive and down-to-earth girl with a personality that people gravitate towards and looks to compliment. Hunter is a successful man with a cushy finance job who just got out of an 8-year relationship after walking in on his girlfriend cheating on him. Hunter is handsome, witty and charming, but his judgemental temperament can make him seem like an asshole at times. Conservative Hunter and wild-child Blair are the polar opposites of each other in too many ways to count, but end up striking up an odd friendship. But is that all there is between them—just friendship?

Ella Moore is 20 year girl running away from her family after a homicide. She collides in a luxury bus with Trevor K, a 27 year old software engineer who seems somewhat interested in her affairs. Through his incessant questions, witty expressions and antics, the reclusive Ella finds herself doing the unusual : bonding with this strange man in the most annoying way. Is this quick familiarity out of loneliness or an admiration based on affection, benevolence and common interest? Love on a Luxury bus brings to you the tale of heartache, family and relationships. The romantic story unfolds in a journey. This literal adventure will arouse feelings of love, sadness and empathy.

When Dahlia Monroe is promised to the ruthless Mafia Boss Giovanni Orlando to settle her father's debt, she becomes his only obsession. However, just before their wedding, tragedy strikes and Dahlia dies in an accident. Desperate to avoid Giovanni's wrath, her twin sister Daisy is forced to take her place, stepping into a world of danger and deception. What started as a marriage of convenience turns into something more, and soon Giovanni starts to fall for the witty and beautiful woman. But how long before he realises his bride is not who she claims to be? And when he does, will Daisy survive the wrath of the Mafia Boss who doesn't take betrayal lightly?

Who isn't happy here ? Me Cansu isn't happy here because my husband doesn't love me. He keep telling me you are special but one can crushed someone's heart who is special in their life. His only headache is his business, his company , his position as CEO. "You are my husband then why she keep touching you, kissing you." "Don't be a brat .I have a dream and this position as CEO is important to me . Stop nagging like a stupid wife" "Now, I am a stupid wife . Is she good in bed or what?" "Control your tongue or ..." he hissed and in reply I slapped him. He jerked me into his body and kissed me hard. "No more kisses Mr. CEO" with saying I detached me from him and challenged him " I am your wife. Let's see who are you after fifteen days, her ceo or my husband?"

Meet Shahzahna Carey. Beautiful, talented, witty, and smart. At an early age, she became the breadwinner of her family. Being a responsible daughter, she would do anything to uplift their life. But what will happen when she met Jeff Musk and turn her life upside down? Meet Jeff Musk. Breathtakingly handsome, rich and famous. This guy perfectly fits the role of every girls' ideal man. For him, sparks begin to fly. He wants her. She doesn't give a damn. Annoyed and disturbed, shooing him away. Read the not so LOVE-HATE story of Shahzahna and Jeff. You'll surely enjoy this!

Faris likes to be in control of his life and has always been someone with a plan. He don't like uncertainty and surprises. Same is case with women in his life. He likes them to submissive and obedient. He is in control but everything turns haywire when a girl from his past appears back. Everything was under control in his life until Sierra Jane enters. She takes away his breath with her beauty and shuts him up with her brains. She is sassy and witty and everything he can't control. Join in the journey of Faris and Sierra, an unconventional love story of two unconventional persons

Abby Leonor Zegura is engrossed to the thought of being a wife to his Childhood bestfriend--Cloud Miguel Salazar that she conduct a plan for his supposedly wedding will be failed. She've done a stupid mistake that made Cloud hate and loathe her. Does their marriage work if disgust is what her husband feel towards her? She was entangled to be with him but not to be his queen, but to make her life a living hell.

"...You want me to go to another town as you date and later marry some other lady whom you underestimate to be stupid, and I’ll be your mistress until the day that I’ll realize that I lost everything for you… you want me to sit back and wait as I grow old and see another woman bear your children.”

Clarissa's life has always been a little bit messed up. From her job as the county's assistant coroner to continuously trying to maintain balance - she's just about to wear out. Two dead bodies and a "gift" would be all she needs to completely lose control and break the balance she has struggled to maintain for the past right years. But when an obsessed serial killer threatens to send her six feet under - Clarissa needs to wear her scars like armors and fight back. She's not about to let some witty serial killer mess her up even more, or is she?