Stupid Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids." "Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I

"Oh hello mister I don't have such a bad taste that I will go after a player and I don't even know you and as for Money I have plenty of it ...I don't need yours but you need a brain that's for sure." "You need to control that unpleasant scissor-like tongue of yours." "Why should I ? I am the one who is trapped because of you." "Well I am trapped as well I don't wanna be stuck with a person like you as well." "A person like me? What do you mean a person like me?" "A person like you I mean, arrogant and stupid. " "You called me stupid ? seriously ?!." "yes I called you stupid and mad and a total idiot oh god how did I get stuck With some one like you."

She’d have to be careful not to make it too obvious, although most people would probably take it as unbridled animosity. “It’s just a turn of phrase,” I said. “Like saying someone throws like a girl. Doesn’t mean girls can’t throw. Just that most of them look like a spaz when they do it.” “Twaddle!” said Flossie. Somehow everyone was getting the hump with me over nothing. Phil might have been a pro at getting people’s backs up, but I was a born natural. “Hey, let’s all bear in mind I had a difficult childhood and often say stupid things. Think of it as a mental illness, like Tourette’s, but in fully formed sentences.” This didn’t seem to appease them.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

"Why is it not possible? Do you think I'm as stupid as your aunty?" … ...

I admitted, finally. "How stupid for me not to realize that! Ew I'm crying. Do I look stupid? I'm so stupid" I ranted and laughed at my own stupidness. Daniella engulfed me into a tight hug. I hugged her back this time. And this time I held her tight not wanting to let her go anymore. Ew. I definitely sound corny. Whatever. "Yeah, you are stupid. Stupid jerk" Daniella says laughing. I joined her not minding how wet we are already.

He quietly came behind her and screamed loudly. "What are you doing Neha?" He screamed loudly in her ear and she jumped. "Oh my God bhaiya, what the hell is wrong with you?" Neha tried to scream back but failed due to her wild heart in her ribcage and shallow breaths. "It's always fun to scream in your ear." Mustafa said and he started laughing hysterically. "Not so much funny bhaiya. One day my heart will stop beating because of your stupid pranks." She said while gritting her teeth.

They had lost their minds due to alcohol and were drunkenly venting their recent frustrations. Mimi waved her limp arm weakly. “Jeanette… You… You’re so stupid… So stupid…” Jeanette, who was very red in the face, giggled at Mimi. “Nonsense! I’m not stupid. Let me tell you, I… When I was in high school, I got into an amazing college… I… have a high IQ…” Mimi giggled. “Jeanette, if you’re not stupid… Hic… Why did you waste so much time on one man?”

"I have better things to do than talking." "Yeah, you sure do. See, uh, how do I put this without sounding stupid?" He gnawed on another apple bite, purposefully trying to get under my skin. "Ah, don't worry," he said, "I don't think there'll be any difference." As if automatic, my scathing saccharine smile stretched onto my face. "You'd know that wouldn't you?" I made sure to let the words 'after all, only stupid people understand the language of the stupid' hang in the air without actually saying it.

As Bethany watched him roll over the ground like a small puppy, she crossed her arms. "HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA! You're stupid!" "Hah, excuse me?" "You're stupid, is what I said!" He screams, "What door would ever answer to you? They aren't living things! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bethany bites her lip hard. "I dare you to say that one more time!" "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're really a stupid person!"