Stupid Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

He shook his head, putting a hand over his bike like it was the Oscar award. I blew a breath. "It will save us time and energy resources. Use your brains for a change." "I do use my brains, you should too. Oh wait! You don't have any!" He exclaimed in mock horror. "Of course not! That's precisely why Mrs. Finn assigned me tutor you. Oh the irony!" "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." "It is the only answer to stupidity." "Haha, you aren't afraid of motorbikes?" He asked, changing the subject.

"Did you just call me stupid?" "Have you ever heard this saying, Act according to how you want to be addressed?" "Yes?" Russell bowed his head, chuckling, before he said, "You acted stupid, so I called you that. And you, again, just proved your stupidity." "You-"

my friends echoed, raising their drinks. "FUCK THAT BLONDE MOTHERFUCKER!" We were all screaming now, laughing so hard we could barely stand. A few people around us were staring, but I didn't care. I was drunk and angry and finally saying everything I'd been holding in all week. "He's SO—" I gestured wildly. "He's so STUPID!" "The STUPIDEST!" Octavia agreed. "And HOT!" I added. "Which makes it WORSE!" More laughter. More drinks. More dancing.

Leaning on the wall in his office, he looked out at the busy city below. I’m Ethan… I’m likely the most stupid man of all time. It became a painful saying that stayed in his thoughts and wouldn’t go away. Why? Because I married a person I didn’t love and knew she was a stupid woman.

I thought he was good, however, but he is not. "I'm not stupid," I defend myself. "Hmm.. I can see," he smirks. "Don't laugh at me. I'm not a joker," I say. Sid's Pov Something is really good about dumb girls is they look innocent, no matter how stupid they are. And I'm enjoying her silly talks as she pouts. "I didn't say you're a joker," I say. "I said you're stupid. Don't people laugh at stupids? You don't need to be a joker"

I'm not even proud of them. Only fools are proud of their fellow fool. I'm not sorry for my harsh words. They don't deserve my praises, after all. I'll give an example of how stupid they are. Imagine a scene where all of your opponents have their own weapons but you just attacked with your bare hands without even thinking of a plan on how to fight them without anything but yourself. That's quite foolish, isn't it? Now tell me, should I be proud of them or should I just be disgusted?

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she shouted. "I laughed because you are so foolish. I have met many foolish people in my life but I can now see that your foolishness surpasses every other foolish person that I know. If there is any pageant organized for foolish people, I will suggest you should contest cos you are bound to win Miss Foolishness," I said as I roared into laughter.

Am I an idiot or am I an idiot? "..... Gentlemen, can I ask the both of you to go sit on a cactus?" I looked at the both of them dead in the eyes and blurted out those words with a straight face. The two men silently stared back at me for about a minute, and then there it was again. The irritating bouts of laughter that filled up my days lately.

" 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 , 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 " - UNKNOWN QOUTES - ZI ARA " 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒉𝒉, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 " 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎.