Stupid Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

“I am ugly and stupid. I am such a fool!” “Who said you are ugly, a stupid, and a fool?” asked the voice in front of me. Wiping my tears, I looked up to see Francine smiling down at me. “Whoever told you that is a stupid insecure fool who doesn’t know what she’s talking about.”

If retail therapy wasn’t on the table, I’d take verbal annihilation any day. You see, I’ve mastered the art of throwing bullies off their game. Random jokes, historical references, lines from Shakespeare or sitcoms – whatever makes them pause long enough to question if they’re being insulted. And when the fog of confusion lifts, reality hits. They start to question themselves whether they are stupid. And as we all know they are, it's a lovely moment for self-reflection. I slowly pointed to Tom. “Ah. So you must be Dumb...” Then I pointed to his acne-splotched sidekick. “...and Dumber then.”

Tony waved his hand right in front of me and I slumped on my chair. "Am I really becoming stupid?" I frowned and his forehead creased. "What are you talking about?" he laughed, mirth in his gaze. "Never in my life have I been called an idiot or dumb and now I am suddenly hearing those things from the people I knew," I bit my lower lip. "People change, some get wiser, others get dumber," he laughed much louder this time. I knew he was just kidding, and he was only making fun of me, but I really was starting to question my brilliance.

Natalie looked at him and started laughing. Her laughter was wilful, echoing in the living room. So shrill and harsh. How could anyone laugh like this? She laughed so horribly that tears flowed out of her eyes. Her face was filled with tears and was extremely desolate. "Yeah, you want to save me so much, but I still insist on my own way. I'm so stupid... I'm so stupid, Aurum. I am the stupidest woman in the world, right? Look at me now! "You didn't expect me to be so stupid, right? Fortunately, you didn't marry me. With my intelligence, how could I be worthy of marrying you? I care about you so much that I become stupid... It's that simple, but I only just figured it out now!”

I shoot back, Ruby rolls her eyes. "Whatever, if you want to play martyr for your grandma and end up in prison, go ahead. But when I’m sitting on a beach in Cancun with a mojito in one hand and a hot cabana boy in the other, don't come crying to me. Cause I’ll be laughing my tits off at your stupidity.” Stupidity. That’s the word that echoes through my head. I’m the brain trust that thought hitting a man with a wine bottle would teach him some manners, and now he’s… dead.