Stupid Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

I hit her back with the pillow " I am actually trying to not get us into deeper shit ! but of course it's a talk for humans not bunnies." " I'm not a bunny... You little rat." " Shut up... Freaking duck." " Stupid donkey." " Stupid sloth." " Of course, I'm talking like a stupid, how else could you understand me?" " Shut up and don't annoy me ahead, I am in no mood for that." " I'm sorry if you don't like my honesty, but to be fair, I don't want to let you leave in delusions." She said

Has anyone ever told you that you are really a very stupid girl? She looked at him coldly and sarcastically said, "Are you done now?" Will you be silent until we get out of here or will you keep talking until you suffocate and die in this place as if you were just a worthless insect at all? Adrien grabbed her by the neck and tightened his hand on her. Then he said with great anger and sparks flying from his eyes: Listen to me well, you idiot. It does not mean that I shut up and do nothing for you that you can talk and say those stupid things, so know well how to talk to me, or you will do things that you will not expect and do not make me. Never get angry, it's better for you.

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

I wonder how I always end up being called the dumb one. “I don’t know, use your stupid brain” Scott said. “Who the fuck are you calling stupid?. Do I need to remind you that my IQ is a lot higher than yours” She ranted or should I say yelled making me distance the phone from my ear. “Right now, I feel as if my own IQ is higher than yours because if you’re unable to make up a flimsy excuse, then am quite happy to say that you’re the most dumb person I have ever met” Scott said and Jer starts to try and break the argument and talk about the situation at hand but the two idiots are not listening. I immediately cut the call, if I listen to their argument one more time, I will literally commit a

This dumb idiot! "Because I made up the story," I croaked out, "how could you be so stupid as to believe in singing like that?" I asked angrily. As if insulting him wasn't enough, I spat at him, and even though the spittle didn't hit where I wanted it to, it still managed to grace his left foot where I watched it slowly dissolve into nothingness. Oh God, I am stupid. So stupid. I shouldn't have yelled, I shouldn't even have spat at him- because somehow I felt like an alarm just ticked off, and his cool demeanor turned into a psychotic beast in the blink of an eye.

I felt so stupid. Why? Why ? What was I thinking. I stared at the message for a couple of minutes and when I couldn't dream with it anymore, tears rolled down my eye. “I'm so stupid” I repeatedly said to myself still crying. Immediately Annie barged into the toilet “girl why are you here? I've been looking everywhere for you, are you -” the moment she realised I was crying she came closer and wrapped me up on her hands “which bitch deserves spanking” “You know I'll eat up any asshole for you”

not you dumbass' Rex says inside my head, and it is at this moment I wish I could reach inside my head and slap that motherfucker. 'Thank you, Captain Obvious' I say, giving him a sarcastic response to his stupidity. But he is right, though. God damn, I hate when he is right.

He ays quickly before walking away quickly. Enjoy your stay here? That is the best that he could come up with? That old, cliché line? She must thing that he is a complete and total idiot. Hell, at this point he is thinking the same dang thing. He is clearly dumb as a box of rocks. He sees a pretty woman and he blurts out stupidity. Smooth. Real smooth. “Hey! Wait a sec!”

Felicity responded confidently. "Wow. Why don't you send them this message?" Stella teased. Felicity paused for a moment before she said with a serious look on her face, "As a famous person once said, 'Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you to their level and beat you with experience.' I won't bring my IQ down for haters. It'll affect my creative work." Stella clicked her tongue playfully and asked, "Are you planning on attending Jaylene's birthday party later?"

I said, I forgot about my nose for a while and was stunned by his speech. “Oh I see the problem here, my lady didn’t understand what I was saying, which happens often, it is not new, lots of people have this problem, you see the world is filled with stupidity,” I said with an air of authority as though he was delivering a lecture in a hall full of noble prize winners. “Are you calling me stupid?” I asked scratching my head. “Oh no, miss I am merely pointing out that you have a low IQ.” He said. “What!” I said and went to punch him straight across the face, which he easily dodged by taking a step back.