Stupid Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

And crap I think I broke my booty, no more booty calls. “Stupid wall which crackhead made a wall in the middle of the street” I mutter to myself, but ladies and gentlemen... The wall replies... “It's you clumsy women that conjure up evil plans in your head in the middle of the day and are unaware of your surroundings” that’s it. Hold my earrings, imma beat this wall... Wait since when can walls talk? I look up and see a tall, very tall, man.

He explained. Sometimes you act stupid, Hannah, actually no you are stupid you a Queen of stupidity. Why don't you understand that simple thing before Sam?!

"Stupid! Dense! Fool! Idiot! Dummy! Brainless! Blockhead! Goon! Moron! Retard! Pervert! Molester!" …It succeeded in dealing damage, even to me.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

he said, but something told me the meaning was deeper than he let on. “So you’re casually calling me stupid, I’m wounded,” I said dramatically. “It’s not stupidity, it’s just your habit of putting heart over mind.” “You’re here too, does that make us both fools?” “Yes, it does. Fools for love.” “Then I don’t mind being one.” ~

he looks down smirking. “Vitali says sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” “The lowest form of wit is anything that comes out of Vitali’s mouth,” he corrects. I cover my mouth to muffle my laugh. “What the hell did you just say about me, jerk face?” Sounds Vitali as he pokes his head around the front door of the packhouse. “I said you’re an idiot,” Chris deadpans. “Takes one to know one,” Vitali retorts. “Is Setia still not here yet?”

𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙍𝘼 What is stupidity? Stupidity is deciding to confront your father’s nemesis instead of being at the only job that keeps the lights on. Stupidity is marching into Moretti Towers with nothing but anger and a handful of courage from how triggered you are from a single post. That’s where I am right now, stupid, reckless, and I've thrown the consequences of what im about to do, out the window

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

Am I not going to die of pain soon? At this moment there’s only one thing going through my mind and that’s how stupid I am if there’s an award for the stupidest person on planet Earth it would be me. I’m so very stupid. I’m stupid for believing that we had a chance together. I’m even more stupid for believing that he’ll look at me the way he looks at his flings even if it’s lust in his eyes at least he’ll look at me and find something interesting about me. And I’m extremely stupid for thinking he’ll see me as more than just a friend