Twilight Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

"God, you are delusional too. They sure messed with your brain. You are good to look at until you open your mouth. And yes, pun intended " "Is that a praise I hear? As far as I recall, you liked it when I opened my mouth," he smirked. A blush crept over Willow's cheeks. How dare he bring that up? "Now don't go pining over me. You won't get to chomp this,” Willow pointed to her body and continued, "ever again," Willow said, her eyes narrowed. "Never say never" "Try it and you will be resting in The Coffin... forever"

1598, Scotland “Nathaniel! Come inside, Nathaniel!” a voice called. “O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright,” young Nathaniel quoted. She giggled happily and turned over on her bed of grass to take in the darkening sky. “Nathaniel Elizabeth Bristow!”

We clink our glasses, the sunlight catching the liquid inside, casting a rainbow of colors on the surface of the water. Sabrina takes a sip of her drink, sighing contentedly. "Okay, I have to admit, this is the perfect way to spend a lazy afternoon." Michal raises his glass in agreement. "Cheers to spontaneous fun and unexpected pool showers!" I nod, watching as the sun begins its slow descent, painting the sky in hues of orange, pink, and gold. There's a cozy silence shared between the four of us, an understanding that these quirky, laughter-filled moments define true friendship.

“Whaaaa…?” “The word!!” Em shouted. “Oohh!!!! WINK!” Aspen said and she and Em both busted out laughing. “Damn y’all wasted …” Asher said then. He was frowning when he said it so Em carried on… “FROWN!” Em said. Why was this so funny again? She couldn’t remember. Probably because they were so tipsy. But dammit the shit was funny … Asher didn’t get it but Aspen was falling off the chair laughing.

Caroline and Jade follow us, their presence like an added layer of protection, but it’s still overwhelming. I glance up at Caleb, attempting a weak smile. “You know,” I say, trying to inject some humor into the moment, “I feel like Bella from Twilight when Edward brought her to school.” Caleb looks down at me, and for a second, he’s quiet. Then, he bursts out laughing, the sound bright and contagious. “Really? Of all the comparisons, you pick that one?” he teases, his grin wide. “What? It fits,” I say, unable to help the small laugh that escapes me. “I mean, everyone’s staring like I’ve grown a second head.”

I couldn’t finish the sentence. Lucy’s face showed confusion still, even though I was pretty sure she was following me. After a very long pause, she slowly asked, “So, you think your sister’s a… vampire?” My hands were literally shaking, but my head was nodding up and down. “I think she could be.” “Huh?” Emma asked, her head swiveling from me to Lucy and back again. “What’s Twilight?” she asked again. Neither of us answered, only stared at each other with our mouths open. I heard Emma’s fingers flying over the keyboard, and a few seconds later, she said, “Oh.” A minute later, she said, “I don’t think they look that much alike.”

he said. “Perfect,” I replied. I leaned in to rest my head on his shoulder before pointing my attention towards the TV. “Twilight?” I said. “If we have to,” Max sighed. “Oh, we have to,” I snorted. “Plus, you’ll like these vampires. They’re less vicous and more sparkly.” Max laughed again. “Threatening!” I chuckled along with him as he grabbed the remote and threw the movie on. The opening credits started up and I snuggled further into Maximus.

Venom said, I took a glance at him and smiled light “I'm sorry guys, I just cannot help but to think that way” “Enough of the sad talk guys, it's Christmas night we need to make something and eat so we can stay awake and enjoy the rest of the night” Felix said “Just say you're hungry and stop using Christmas as an excuse” Freddo said to him “You're the most annoying twins ever” Felix glared at Freddo “The feeling is mutual brother, I don't know why I was born with you” Felix groan

She just laughed as the groom tried to enjoy his wedding day and avoid the teenage photographer. “Welcome to my life.” The MMA fighter laughed. “It’s a good life.” Riffraff smiled. “Aye, it is.” Nessie agreed as she smiled at her husband. “It’s a good life, it’s a great life.” Trigg grumbled. “Quick!” Camille yelled. “Someone get a bell. He’s going to be saying it’s a wonderful life!” “Teacher says,” Priscilla said, and the other teens joined her in the quote, “every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.”

I'm boxed into a corner, and the elevator is nowhere to be found. "Yeah, you've seen Twilight, right?" Oh god, now I sound even crazier. Mark looks like he is biting back a laugh but manages to shake his head instead. And my dumb idiot brain decides to explain. I wet my lips. "Well, the werewolves in Twilight look at each other and decide 'mate,' and that's it." Mark's lips twitch again, but he doesn't laugh. I can see that he wants to, though. His blue eyes are very amused, and his lips have formed this panty-dropping smile that is making me weaker by the second.