Twilight Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Ryan gave the word air quotes which drew chuckles from those gathered. “I’m sorry for implying all that,” Enzo said quietly. “I’d love to get to know you more so thanks for the invite.” “You’re also welcome to visit us and know about us too.” Aurora grinned. “Oh, we’re way ahead of ya.” Stan laughed. “By the end of this day, we’ll know how many times y’all take a shit in a day.” “Oh my god!” The look on Gaia’s face mirrored what was on the faces of the other vampires. Aurora recovered first.

Sarah asked, tilting her head in confusion as their pace slowed down. "Just a little bit." Charlie pored over his shoulder to smile at his girlfriend. "You tired? Want me to carry you, hmm?" Sarah bit her lower lip seductively and even they are surrounded by darkness, her repulse to show her charms reigned. She tucked a hair behind her left ear. "I can manage well. Though, these little burrs are pissing me off," she informed and looked down on the burrs sticking to the hem of her dress like pieces of magnets. Some brushed the upper part of her legs.

My wolf was happy, and that happiness radiated through me, filling the void of uncertainty. “Let’s go then; the vampires are waiting,” she said, cracking a joke to lighten the mood. The levity of her words broke through my tension, and I couldn’t help but chuckle. It was refreshing to find humor even in this dire situation, a reminder that there was still light amidst the shadows closing in around us.

“Diana, what on earth are you thinking? And trust me, I'm not poor. I have all the money and time in the world. I am a vampire, but I am never a poor thing.” She rolled her eyes. Poor thing! So innocent and stupid! “I'll pretend that I never heard you, okay? But my friends used to call me the human vampire of Twilight! " “I see now, you are talking about that silly movie about a vampire who shimmered in the sun? What was it again? A twilight?” She nodded her head, smiling. Finally,their conversation was going somewhere, she thought. “Those pathetic fools?” Her eyes widened, and she raised her eyebrow as if daring him to tell her how boring those movies were.

I stood up as I ran my hand through my hair dramatically, enjoying the reference of it all. "No twilight had it all wrong" Emma stated nonchalantly, gaining my attention. " I mean it's kinda the same thing as finding a mate though" Ashley added. "I didn't know you guys watched Twilight" I simpered brightly, and I didn't even notice that we were drifting from the important topic. "Who doesn't watch Twilight?" Emma scoffed, at which they all seemed to agree. "So how does it feel to see the wolves on TV knowing you're like that too?" I was a little too excited.

The one who has Dawn said, sarcastically. They are making commotion in front of the car and their audience I the three werewolves but the black vampires are dumb to notice their existence in the place. “I already admit that I don’t have the thing that you are looking for!” he yelled. His eye is fast to change its color to color red. An audibly sarcastic laugh echoed as the two of black vampires laughed. “You can’t fool us McNaire.” “Give what we are looking for or else these two admirable people in your life will turn into ashes.”