Twilight Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

My encounters with vampires on Earth had been minimal, and those few I'd met had been nothing but courteous. As the evening wore on, we indulged in light-hearted banter, our laughter echoing through the peaceful night. They generously shared training tips, offering advice on how I could hone my skills. By the time exhaustion started seeping into my bones, the twins had already anticipated it. They led me to a cozy corner they'd set up, an inviting array of blankets and pillows spread out, perfect for watching the sunset.

I wondered why. “Of course they only come out at night,” replied a guy on the other side of the room. “Sunlight burns ’em up.” “No, it doesn’t,” a girl countered. “But sunlight makes their skin sparkle, which gives them away.” I had to work hard to stifle a laugh at that last comment. The girl was clearly a Twilight fan. Sparkling vampires are not something I’ve ever seen or heard of in the real world.

"What is the veritable monster to you? Werewolves are kinda creepy in these movies, but the ones in Twilight? I'd take one of those as a pet any day!" Su rolled from laughing at my joke. Patting the floor as she got her bearings back, she responded. "A pet!? That's funny. You forget they're still people!" I pointed a twizzler at her, and mentioned, "Yeah, but if I get a handsome male wolf imprinted on me, he's gonna have to be my pet for a bit. Just cause!" Opal and Su roared with laughter. Tears fell from Su's eyes as she tried to stop choking on the saliva she inhaled.

Valen listens, but his hand stays lightly on my thigh, fingers brushing idle circles that make my cheeks warm. Lira leans back, laughter bright in her eyes as she trades barbed jokes with Thalen. “You always drink too fast,” she teases him, tipping her goblet toward him. “Someday you’ll drink yourself into a tree and forget how to fly.” He winks back. “I’d rather drink myself into a good night with a pretty woman than remember how to fly.” The table echoed with laughter. Rhaenan smirks and raises his glass. “To good nights, then. And to our Lady of the Twilight Court"

And I decided to change, to stop the drug lifestyle I had started and to take my life back. I opened a bookstore, which is doing quite well, I even have an assistant. It was much later that I learned who this mysterious man was. Calvin Lloyd, the alpha of the Twilight Pack. He had given me a mischievous look before holding out his hand, eyes as blue as the sky, he must have been twenty-eight years old. It was his hand that he had caressed his sex, I think I blushed when I recognized it. I didn't grab his hand and for three years now we've been fighting a cold war, me to hide the attraction I have for him, and him because he's a big jerk and nothing else. I wonder if he knows it was me that d

“You are my light….” Damian started singing while rocking the baby. “No …imbecile, it is you are my sun……” Devin cut him short before starting his own line. “Come on guys, why are you always this stupid? That song has been trending on tik tok for so long and you don’t even know the lyrics? It is, you are my Sunshine …….” Peter said as he laughed. The whole room broke out in a laughter. No one was left behind because Happy made things so simple. With him , there was no arguments or unnecessary fight but a lot of good energy and, in the end, the twins still made everyone’s day.

She was never indifferent. That’s why he didn’t have to ask her again. “What about the Twilight world?” she exclaimed. Reive smiled, raising his brows. “Close your eyes, you!” she added at once. “Don’t you see I’m looking at the wall?” the necromancer asked, putting into these words all the vestiges of innocence that still remained in him, at least in theory. “So, about the Twilight. Have you ever been there?” Angelina gave a loud snort. Judging by the sound, she’d begun to lather her sponge.

Ryan gave the word air quotes which drew chuckles from those gathered. “I’m sorry for implying all that,” Enzo said quietly. “I’d love to get to know you more so thanks for the invite.” “You’re also welcome to visit us and know about us too.” Aurora grinned. “Oh, we’re way ahead of ya.” Stan laughed. “By the end of this day, we’ll know how many times y’all take a shit in a day.” “Oh my god!” The look on Gaia’s face mirrored what was on the faces of the other vampires. Aurora recovered first.

Sarah asked, tilting her head in confusion as their pace slowed down. "Just a little bit." Charlie pored over his shoulder to smile at his girlfriend. "You tired? Want me to carry you, hmm?" Sarah bit her lower lip seductively and even they are surrounded by darkness, her repulse to show her charms reigned. She tucked a hair behind her left ear. "I can manage well. Though, these little burrs are pissing me off," she informed and looked down on the burrs sticking to the hem of her dress like pieces of magnets. Some brushed the upper part of her legs.