Novel & Cerita Twilight Funny Quotes

Zita stood nearby, her twin daggers slick with crimson, watching the four of them with a look of dark, twisted amusement. "Stop it! All of you! This is precious!" Zita laughed, the sound surreal and haunting amidst the carnage. She stepped back, sheathing her blades with a choreographed flourish. "Look at yourselves. Can't you see the comedy in this? The 'Conqueror’s' finest and the 'Twilight's' best, tripping over their own hearts."

Jake, on the other hand, wore his usual happy look, leaning back on the sofa. I couldn't help but notice how relaxed Jake seemed, so out of place, given the gravity of the situation. My curiosity finally got the best of me, and I blurted out, "Does this mean you're a werewolf, too?" Jake's reaction was immediate. He threw his head back and let out a hearty laugh, the sound filling the room and breaking through the tension like sunlight piercing dark clouds. When his laughter subsided, he shook his head, his eyes twinkling with genuine amusement. "No, sadly, I'm just a boring human," he replied with a wry smile.

“Okay, yes, minor side effects, but you have to break a few circuits to make progress.” Matt stared at him. “That’s not a saying.” “It is now,” Rain shot back proudly. Jesse shook his head, muttering, “We’re all gonna die.” “Not if the vampires train the twins,” Rain said, sticking out his tongue. “See? Full circle. Mastermind.” I leaned over and flicked him on the forehead. “Reel it in, Dracula Jr. You got one win today. One.” Rain rubbed his head. “You’re just mad you didn’t think of it first.”

His shirt was on his bare shoulder and droplets of sweat were sprinkled across his abs. I ran up to him and smacked that naked chest. “What the fuck was that, Louie?!!!” Your attempt to make me deaf?!” Then I punched at his stomach as he stood obediently taking my beating. “I was kidding.” I paused. “That was kidding?!!! No that wasn’t kidding!!!” “Then what was I doing?” He breathed deeply. “Say it. Out loud.” I couldn’t believe he just quoted Twilight, in that hushed tone no less. I wanted to laugh, forgetting about my anger, but I wouldn’t. I was trying my best not to point out that he was a werewolf. Not a vampire.

you're special and important. People want you. I stare at her before laughing in her face. - O that you are ? She smile. "You were so stupid, you let a whole family of wolves be right under the your nose. I roll my eyes. - Sorry I did not know that we lived in fucking Twilight. “Get over yourself. Vampires? Real? That it's a little crazy. My eyes widen. - This is insane?! More insane than you think I'm special? Eat a dick! ’ Pain erupts in my shoulder, but I’m not sure why because no one has touched me. I grab it

“Why are you still on your phone when you’re dating me?” I put down my phone. The variety of food served was tasty. But somehow, I felt that something was missing. My phone rang. It was a call from an unknown number. I hung up. But the number called again. After four or five repeated calls, I could not take it anymore and answered it. “Hi, may I speak to Ms. Twilight?” They actually knew me by name. “Speaking. May I know who this is?” The person on the other end of the line grew excited. “Ms. Twilight, I’d like to ask for your help with a case.”

she looked up and gave a small smile great start. “Well, well, well if it isn’t the loud mouth new kid” well not the reply I was hoping for“My name is Gwen and I don’t like fantasy novels only the cliche ones” “Twilight is a great love story only without Jake though” she laughed really hard before she replied “Now that’s quite ironic coming from a werewolf” WAIT WHAT!!“how did you-“ “You werewolves are so easy to smell cause you stink up the place with your scent” she caught me neatly with that one but I’m not going to lose “And you vampires are always so lonely because you’re scared you’ll feed on your human friends “

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

Tiernan clarified. "The Twilight Princess," Aideen affirmed again. "Do not ever call me that," I ground out. "What's wrong with being the Twilight Princess?" Aideen asked. "Too many damn vampire jokes," I snarled, and Tiernan choked back a laugh. "Vampires?" Aideen looked baffled. "Twilight is the title of a human motion picture about vampires," Tiernan explained. "It's a story; entertainment, like theater." "Which makes that title into a joke." I rolled my eyes. "As if it weren't bad enough to be a fairy princess. I swear; if my skin starts to sparkle, I'm going to scream."

My breath fanned his bare chest, and I saw goose bumps form around the area. “I know I’ve said that before… but I really mean it. I regret putting you into this shit storm,” I continued, proceeding for a while longer before finishing: “I can only imagine how overwhelming all of this is to you. I mean, who would’ve thought—werewolves with special abilities? What is this, Twilight?” At this point I broke off into a nervous chuckle. Some part of me half expected Hector to at least humour me, and so when he didn’t I glanced up, hoping to at least see him smiling at me.