Twilight Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I giggled and started to shrink in my seat to hide. "Sis, you're embarrassing sometimes," I purred at her. "One day, someone is going to jump into this car and insist on coming home with us because of you playing this.... Twilight fans are weird... and with our luck, it'd be a blood sucking leech." "That would be very fun~ We could slowly kill the leech!" She stuck her tongue out at someone flipping us off. I giggled and shook my head. "You're the best sister I could ask for," I muttered. "You should turn it up a bit more. I don't think the people inside the buildings can hear it yet." She stopped on the brakes.

she said to him with a bright smile on her face. She watched as his face fell And then he looked down towards the twins. He rolled his eyes at her with a huff as she turned on the tv. “We can watch twilight again.” She said to him in a rewajmf tone and she chuckled lightly when she watched as he threw his head back and let out a low groan from his lips.

"By using Ace's image, really?" "If my guess is right, then Ace's image was used because he was the closest friendly face you know, the one nearby and the one you would have easily followed because he's Ace. We were all far apart in our various classes and if either of the others were to show up, you would have brushed them off and run to find me because of your fear. If you haven't noticed, Ace has a jovial and friendly aura– should I say flamboyant, buoyant and comfortable? There is something about him that leaves one smiling like a fool, feeling his energy flowing into you like a contagious disease. Ace is the funniest and most lively person in Twilight Castle, that must be why he was use

Twilight POV You'd think that I'd be angry or something close to that, but I just laughed as if I'd just heard the best joke of all time. It was the kind of laugh that made your stomach hurt and had you wheezing. The kind where you'd even start crying. I should probably stop because he's looking at me as if I've finally lost it and belong in a mental institution. And my stomach was starting to hurt too. “Don’t mind me. I was just laughing at the bittersweetness of the situation. Believe me, you'd be laughing too if you were in my shoes.”

“They don’t always bite. Sometimes they touch. Sometimes they make you beg.” “They get stronger the more you want them. If they feed too much, it can change you.” Her throat went dry. She scrolled down to the comments. It was a storm of sarcasm and mockery: “Is this Twilight fanfic?” “Girl, get off Tumblr.” “Anything for likes these days, smh.” “Vampires feed on sexual desire? Tell him to come suck me dry 😏 lol” “Another delusional weirdo.” “You really need therapy, not a blog.”

"Then I suggest you keep your mouth shut, you fucker. You touch any one of them and I'll blaze you straight to whatever you consider hell." Tove leaned forward. "It's a movie quote, Hols. He was being funny." She shook her hands, let the bright light dissolve. "Right. I knew that." "You live on Earth, and you didn't know that was a movie quote? Did you grow up under a rock?" the twin with light brown eyes said. Cheeks turned to him. "No. I grew up in a nudist cult. Where did you grow up that you know the movie quote?" She jutted her chin up.

I smiled and held her hand “Always and forever.” “Not the Mikaelson line” she laughed. I chuckled. I didn’t mean to quote the Mikaelsons but now that she said it I actually saw the correlation. It was hilarious. “You like spoiling my moments this girl” I teased her. “Well if you didn’t come out with cheesy stuff then maybe I wouldn’t have to.” She shot back. I smiled and glanced at her “You make me cheesy baby.” She rolled her eyes playfully and said “Oh no” dramatically.

"We used to be human, so we can walk in the daylight just fine. But our abilities become weaker. Alphas however are pure blood, so they can't stand an hour in the sun before their skins start to fry away. Except they can still creep around the forests or when it's cloudy like the constant grey weather of this town." "Oh, so your bodies don't glitter like diamonds in the light?" "Sorry, kid. We don't," Josh shook his head with a thoughtful pout. "Not everything in those Twilight Saga novels is true. You're a big Edward Cullen fan." "How did you--I never told you that!?" "I read your diary. You keep calling yourself a 'simp'. What does that mean? Some sort of new millennial lingo I don't under

Walking is way overrated when you can teleport everywhere. I see Trevor and Jock sitting with their mates at a table. I am surprised Davina is letting people see her. When we walk over, she looks up and giggles. I love that little fairy. Even when everything is going to shit when she smiles, it lights up the entire room, and I can't help but smile back. Maybe I really should start twirling. Is that the key to happiness? I look at Wyatt and think about twirling on Wyatt's penis. Yes, twirling would be nice. Well, that went sideways really fast. Get your head off the penis, Jessi. It's time for business. I notice Davina giggling again as she watches me.

I was hit with a sense of melancholy and sighed. “Ok that’ll be $25.” She stated at the boys. Damien pulled out his wallet and paid her. “Don’t worry babe, that stuff is usually a crock of shit. I just let you do it because I thought you’d have fun. Don’t take it to heart. The stress isn’t good for you, Edward and Bella.” Brent said. I barked out a laugh and punched him in the arm. “We aren’t naming them after Twilight characters!” I huffed out. The guys burst out laughing and each grabbed one of my hands and we headed to the festival exit.