Ugly Face Funny Novels & Stories

Haist bahala na nga! Tinaasan niya ako ng kilay habang maasim ang mukhang nakatitig sakin. "Are you crazy?" "Eh kung umasta ka kasi!" "You're ugly, not sexy and a nerd." Sambit nito habang pinapasadahan ako ng tingin mula ulo hanggang paa. "...and I like girls with big boobs. Your front can't even be called a boobs. It looks like... What do you call that bread?"

Mukha na siyang clown. "Your cute, when your angry. Relax ka lang hottybabe"- okay na sana yung sinabi niya, ang kaso walang hiya. Naka smirk pa ang unggoy nang sambitin niya ang mga katagang yan. "Hoy, monggoloid na unggoy. Pwede ba wag mo akung inisin ngayon, kung ayaw mong tirisin kita nang buhay!"- nang gagalaiting turan ko, mas lalo naman niyang ikanatuwa. Bwisit na'to sarap hambalusin nang monoblock sa mukha.

"Stop staring at it, baby. You're making me hard again." I threw a deadly glare at him. What the f*ck is wrong with this man? Can't he see that I'm already suffering?! To h*ll with his handsome face! "F*ck you!" "Do you want another round?" He asked, grinning. "F*ck you! Screw you!"

But after hearing the reason why, I let go of my arm. "Oh my... my face is broken. I am dead! I am ugly!" "Your body is hurt yet you still worry about your face." "Well, they could at least punch somewhere else!" "Then let them know next time." And after that, all I heard were murmurs until my ears went almost numb.

Stress na nag-angat ako ng ulo at napatitig sa mukha ko sa salamin. Horror filed in my whole face. H-huwag mo sabihing buntis ako?

Why my smile is creepy like I will do something bad! After five minutes, I rinsed my face and put facial mask and laid down to the bed. I open my phone and Patricio chats is starting to get to me. Nag-picture ako ay nilagay 'yon sa story ko with caption 'Doing my skincare' Meggay Minx: Napaka-annoying and so stubborn! Patricio is now typing... Patricio Morgan: Ang cute mo! Anong konek ng cute sa makulit!? I'm not even cute person! I'm not a dog! This guy!

Mukhang hindi siya nito namumukhaan mula sa una nilang pagkikita sa factory. "I'm sorry, miss. Ikaw yata 'tong hindi nakatingin sa daraanan," nang-aasar niyang tudyo rito. Louie wants to cheer her up upang mawala ang bigat na nararamdaman nito. "Malayo na naman ba ang lipad ng utak mo? Saan ka na nakarating, sa outer space ba?" Nanggigigil ito dahil sa sinabi niya. You look more beautiful when you're angry. So adorable. Lihim na napangisi si Louie habang tahimik na pinagmamasdan ang mukha nito.

"Why?" "It doesn't suit you, your character. I mean, to put it bluntly, you look like a shark when you smile." I flashed him a small smile. Pinakita ko ang ngiti ko. There's really nothing wrong with his smile, it's just that he doesn't know how to control his facial muscles. When smiling, he really looked like a shark with those strong sets of pearly white teeth as his whole gums also showed. And adding with his blank eyes, the smile he makes looks like a constipated shark, no, more like an evil scheming shark.

Sabi nga nila wala daw forever. Pero ako, naniniwala talaga ako na may forever. Na forever na akong ganito. __. Forever ugly. Ooops! Pasensya, nakalimutan ko pala magpakilala. By the way, ako nga pala si Dianne Annilou Hernandez. Ooh hah! Ganda ng pangalan ko no? Artistahin! Palagi nga napagkamalan na maganda ako, sa pangalan lang pero kung makita ako in person ay masasabi kadalasan na pangit ako, baduy, mukhang manang at katulong.

'' with a matching make face. ''Shut up!'' bago pa man mag-away ang dalawa ay pumagitna na agad ako. I smirked ''Girls, calm down. Mas maganda sa inyo kaya ‘wag na kayo mag away dyan.'' their jaw dropped. They look at me like I'm telling a joke. I rolled my eyes. ''Ewan ko sa inyo!'' tinalikuran ko na sila at umupo sa makeup table. I smiled while looking at my face in the mirror.