Vampires Funny Novels & Stories

He chuckled. "What about vampires? Garlic? The sunlight? Coffins?" I quirked, my excitement rising. He peeked an eye at me. "My childhood best friend was a vampire. My dad's best buddy was a vampire and he would bring his daughter over almost every day. She was a sweet girl. They don't burn in the sun, it just stings. The garlic is true just not that dramatic, it just makes them have a belly ache. For the coffins, not they don't sleep at all." He shrugged and closed his eyes again. I laid my hand on top of the water and watched the little ripples bounce off my skin.

Asked Eliz wondering. "Eliz can you stop asking let's just have fun okay!" Ranz said. "Okay, okay," Vlahdy looks around and saw those vampires whose appearance is just like a normal human being smiling that makes her heart flutter. His tears began to fall because of happiness. He couldn't believe that they can accept him again. Suddenly Waylan appears from the back holding a big cake with a candle on it. He looks at Waylan smiling at him that makes him smile too. "Vlahdy be happy, it's your day," Waylan said when she got right in front of Vlahdy.

He spoke quickly, his face now showing worry. All three of us just sat in silence for a moment. The first thing I remembered when I heard the name 'Layla' was how she was the one who sucked her pet dry because she was bored of it. I quickly jumped out of my thoughts once Nico started laughing. It was a quiet laugh as not to draw too much attention to this conversation, but at this point, vampires were beginning to leave the dining hall so he didn't have to hold back that much. I had never heard him actually laugh before so this was new to me.

Vampiric horses? Holy crap.

“Come get me if I start screaming.” Every vamp blinked, then narrowed their eyes. I rolled mine. “That was a joke,” I muttered and shut the door behind me. “Do you think that was funny?” a vamp asked on the other side of the door. “No,” several voices answered at once. I learned one thing: when vampires didn’t get the joke, they stared at you and then attacked you verbally, but when shifters didn’t get the joke or didn’t like your joke, they attacked you physically. Every species had its limitations, and no one was perfect.

He's still as young and handsome as before, isn't he? As soon as Aurora finished speaking, both she and Maris burst into laughter. Vampires not only possess immortality but even their appearance is never affected by time. If Harvey had the characteristics of a pureblood vampire and kept the mature, elegant features of a thirty-year-old man, Maris and Samson seemed more childish than he was. When they became vampires, they were only twenty years old. However, because Maris always likes to wear heavy makeup, she looks older than her neighbor Samson.

Catching the general mood, the friend suspiciously quieted down and shrugged her shoulders vaguely. Lily dared to make an idiotic suggestion, but she was afraid to speak the rest of the thoughts that now lived in her head. They were ridiculous, stupid and ridiculous. — Vampires? she squeezed out the word and prepared to hear laughter in response. The only one who laughed was the wolf: he either laughed or coughed. He produced croaking sounds with an admixture of coughing and snorted contentedly.

my second child, Elena, says. “He’s playing with his poop?” Theia asks appalled. I give my mate a look but he’s too busy holding in his laugh to correct our children. I notice that Xander, Rich, Cohen, Emerson, and Grandpa Liam all have similar struggles, ready to burst out in laughter. “It’s better than throwing poop,” Little Leander says, and now it’s my turn to fight to laugh. “Yeah, vampires throw poop!” Felicity, Xander and Maeve’s oldest daughter says.

Vampires love a good pun. It’s ironic but vampires are actually becoming a topic of discussion amongst humans, even being depicted in films which we’ve gone to see. The fact that humans are intrigued by the possibility but terrified to even see one on screen is highly entertaining. If they only knew… Our maker throws her head back with laughter as she locks eyes on a young male across the room who is watching her. It’s literally the same thing … every single night. If she could drain every person in this club she’d do it. She has before. It’s never enough.

We all laughed out, deriving pleasure from the impossible. well at a time like this we have to be positive. "vampires are scary creatures, they drain your life and suck your blood, turning you into one of them" My voice sounds hollow as I try to make them scared.. But I got the opposite reaction from them instead, they laughed. " Andrea we know vampires Don't exist , they are all fictional imaginations" vida expressed with an air of seriousness. "Yeah, just to lighten up the mood." Katie said grinning. She started the vampire boyfriend issue.