Vampires Funny Novels & Stories

'Maybe, I said it loudly without me knowing,' thought Jamima, 'Yeah, definitely, or else how he can get to know it. Adrien chuckled at her, and Jamima asked, "Why are you laughing? What's so funny?" "Because Jamima, you never said it out loud, in fact, you said not a single word about it," Adrien said, and Jamima's eyes popped out. "Ho-how you know, what I'm thinking in my mind? What are you, a witch or something like this kind?" Jamima asked, curious. "Woah girl, take it easy. I'm not some witch or anything. I'm a vampire-like I told you before," said Adrien, chuckling.

Lydia said and collected the glass of wine and winked at me. " Seriously, Martha, what do you want? I hate it when you try to pull your stunts and try to announce to the world that you're a fucking witch." I said and she chuckled. " Yeah, you tried to kill me." Lydia said. " Vampires are lazy breeds, humans are quite even better. The least job your breeds can do is drink blood and it's so irritating." She said and took the drink from Lydia. " Are we sharing wine or what?" I said and snapped my fingers at the barman to bring in a bottle of wine.

This is a very funny joke. “Stephen's vampire. The smell of the vampire clan Stephen." A vampire spoke up, they looked at Augustus then looked at Sharmaine who was being protected by Augustus. "What do you want here?" Augustus spoke coldly, blood red eyes, long fangs, this was the fighting and attacking appearance of a vampire. Sharmaine pressed close to the tree, she felt him trying to protect her with all his might, Sharmaine smiled slightly. “We want the girl behind your back.” A vampire looked at Sharmaine and said.

"Emily, what's wrong?" The girl pointed to the news on TV and said: "There's something scary on TV, I'm scared." Phoebe curiously went out to have a look. On TV is the news that has been replayed since the morning about Vampires suddenly going mad and attacking people without purpose, they are like zombies without brains that can't control their actions, Then there are the bloody scenes that are really terrible.

Unless… “Show me what you look like and I will consider listening,” I say, crossing my arms over my chest and standing my ground. A laugh echoes through the trees. “She has got us there, brother. She knows what we are.” The really annoying shudder is back in my body. Because in my head the unlogical answer is vampires. I read books and everyone knows about Count Dracula. They can’t stand the light. Unless they are, you know… the sparkly type. Then in that case I might get blinded as I run away.

We were immediately welcomed with the familiar smell of alcohol and God knows what, I scrunch my nose in disgust and pushed my way past a bunch of drunk teens, trust me it wasn't easy. Sophia squeals and quickly walked up the marble stairs to Daniel's house, which one would consider gorgeous, but mine was bigger, I'm not bragging though. I sighed and sluggishly walked up the stairs behind Sophia and Cassie. I instantly regretted why I agreed to coming as soon as I got in, I could have been home in my bean bag chair eating chocolate from my candy pot while watching my favorite series Teen Wolf. I stepped inside with Sophia following her to the bar, I see a few wolves playing beer pong and som

response. "You're the only one protesting us. The other girls were friendly and so much sweeter." David grimaced as Franklin agreed. “ so, please leave." I raised my voice, trying to keep up the brave act. Just seeing their face makes me to want to crawl under the earth. I don't know why, but vampires made me feel sick to the very core. It's obvious that they were using their charms and good looks to lure in all humans and use them as their personal blood bag.

she continued. “Mm-hmmm.” “And then the vampires…” she laughed, producing a melodious sound that soothed my frayed nerves but I wanted to stay angry. “Have you ever met one? Back in Golden Moon, people say they look like humans and that it’ll be difficult to tell them apart. I was thinking they had something like how we have wolves.” “They’re not shapeshifters,” I said sullenly “And I’ve met a lot of them, fought off a lot too. They’re vicious and they drink blood.”

“Unicorns? You asking about unicorns now?” He blinks, caught off guard, then lets out a strained laugh. “Wait, are unicorns real too?” I chuckle, the sound more nervous than I intend. “If they are, I’ve never heard of them. Vampires... most feed just enough to survive. They heal the person, wipe their memory, and leave them alive. It’s not like the movies.” His face pales, and he leans back, running a hand through his hair. “So you’re saying I could’ve been a vampire’s snack multiple times and not even know it?”

“Simple?” “Explain it like I’m five.” I rubbed the back of my neck. “Okay. We drink blood. We don’t age. Sunlight doesn’t kill us, but it’s… not great. We heal fast. We’re stronger than humans, faster too. We’re not immortal, just very hard to kill.” “Do you sleep in coffins?” “No.” “Do you sparkle?” I groaned. “Please don’t.” She laughed, a real one this time. “Just checking.”