I Laughed When My Wife Hugged Her Assistant
At a banquet, Winona Quinton’s stocking got snagged on something.
I moved to take her to the dressing room, only to see her male assistant reaching under her skirt.
I grabbed his wrist. “What does my wife’s torn stocking have to do with you?”
However, Winona shoved me away. “Stop overreacting,” she snapped. “Corey has even changed my underwear before. It’s just stockings.”
That night, news of the attentive assistant caring for his female CEO went viral.
By the end of the event, I was gone, leaving my resignation letter with the assistant.
Upon receiving it, Winona threw it aside. “Jared Strathmore has gone too far. Get him here immediately!”
I returned—this time with freshly drafted divorce papers in hand.