Yo Momma Jokes Dark Novels & Stories

I threw a glance at my mother, "...when I have an uninterrupted sound sleep." Aunty Vicky snorted, and smartly disguised it as a cough when Mama rolled her eyes at my statement. "Well, it's obvious that I'm not needed here. Since you two want to gossip, and throw accusations in my face, I'm going to go upstairs to the only one who understands me. My husband." With that, she hopped down the stool, gulped down her coffee and then sashayed out of the kitchen. Aunt Vicky and I waited for a little bit to make sure she was out of earshot, and then we burst into loud peals of laughter. "God, your mum is such a drama queen." She groaned out, seemingly exhausted from laughing so much.

Moan for me, Mom! Let your husband hear how much pleasure you're feeling while I'm pounding you, harder!” Henry, my stepson, was on top of me, pounding on me, while right beside us lay my dying husband. I knew my husband could hear us, but Henry was wild, vulgar, and somewhat sadistic. It was as if he were intentionally letting his father hear this moment.

At Theo's one-month milestone party, Rowena's best friends crowded around her and teased, "Rowena, you certainly kept us in the dark! We thought you and Justin were endgame, but who knew you'd secretly end up with your childhood friend instead? "But honestly, don't you think it's a waste to dump Justin? No matter how you look at it, he's leagues ahead of your childhood friend." Upon hearing that, Rowena instinctively frowned. "What are you talking about? Who said Adrian and I are together? And who said I dumped Justin?"

“I don’t think they had surgery. They’re too young for that. And if they were clones, how do you explain their behavior? They even have your eye color. Everything matches you except their lips—I’m betting those came from their mother.” Dark’s face went crimson. “Did you just stare at her lips, you idiot?” he roared, voice booming through the room. The four men behind him stared as if their boss had sprouted horns and a tail. Blood rushed to Dark’s neck and ears; veins stood out along his jaw. Montero broke into laughter. “Ha! Your expression is priceless, man.” “Shut up,” Dark snapped. “So what now? Are they my sons or not? Stop laughing, you idiot.”

"You don’t get my jokes?" "I never get your jokes dad even mom." Dad immediately face mom. "You don’t get my jokes honey?" "No! I do well most of the time." She smile sheepishly. "Tyler, my jokes aren’t that bad right?" I glanced at Tyler and saw him shaking his head. "No, of course not. I find it funny." "See… even Tyler like it." I rolled my eyes. "He’s a liar." I muttered lowly. Dad raised his eyebrow to me. "What’s that?"

Anna was curious so she insisted on Dark telling her what is her mother's business with him. Dark tells her that he is not the type of man who kisses and tells, but that was more than enough for Anna to know that Dark screwed her mom. She gets mad and asks him if her mom was better than her. At the hearing of those words, Dark starts laughing loud, drawing attention from the crowd. Anna slaps him on the face and rushes outside. I notice that and I go after her. She was crying her heart out, I ask her what is wrong and she tells me that she doesn't know, that she might be jealous of me.

my mom said wickedly before laughing devilishly. My heart clenched at what I heard. How dare you, mom. How dare you say those words that make it seem like I'm not even your child? How could you do this to me?! "Ohhh my mommy dear, I'm so excited because of what you've said," said the gay guy before laughing disgustingly. "Me too mommy, your son looks delicious," agreed the other. "I'm also excited mommy. Because it seems like you're right with what you said. It looks like he has a big package," the girl said before laughing devilishly.

Ryder accused. “That is not true !” Mom dramatically gasped while putting her hand on her chest to feign the expression of being wrongly accused. “I was not going to show her your childhood’s embarrassing photos,” she continued. “Oh really ? Then what were you going to do ?” Ryder demanded with his tone suggesting that he did not believe her. “I was going to show her your recent embarrassing photos,” Mom answered and I burst out laughing. “You are terrible, Mom,” Ryder mumbled. “You can’t even make jokes,” he sulked.

Damian said, and I nodded, fanning her mouth with her palm. It was so painful that it burned my tongue. Amaya burst out laughing. "Black ass" is scoffed at. "Huh?" Emily asked. "It's nothing," Amaya quickly said to me and I laughed. "My ass isn't black!!" Amaya yelled. "Wow," Emily glanced at her Dad, who was starting to laugh. "It is!" I rolled my eyes. "Ahh," Amaya sighed. "Pizza rolls," Mom said, walking into the living room. "For Damian alone," She added, and Damian sat up, smiling.

Luna Maddy says, placing her hand delicately on my shoulder. "I... uh, no. It's ok." I say, feeling guilty as Luna Maddy gives me a worried look. "Are you sure?" "Yes, it's fine. She's fine, Luna." Mom responds, glaring at me. Hunter chuckles and Merida goes nuts, jumping up and down like a mad Wolf. My body is feeling so weird, I hate it as I keep hearing him talk with my dad and Luke, laughing away at Dad's lame dad jokes. No one laughs at my dad's jokes, but here is Humter laughing away like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard.