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In a whirlwind of passion and consequence, Andy, a struggling pauper finds herself entangled in a one-night stand with a billionaire Drake, leading to an unexpected pregnancy. But there's a chilling twist- a curse on Andy’s lineage makes abortion impossible except the father of the child is ready to die, leaving them both in peril. As Drake's impending wedding with Stephanie looms, he must show between protecting his future and confronting the dark secrets lurking within his soon-to-be wife, Stephanie. An unexpected twist occurs when Drake's mother happens to be Andy’s father's first love and the reason his manhood was destroyed. In a table of love, betrayal and the sinister forces of fate, who will emerge unscathed in the ultimate battle for survival? Will the child be killed? Will the wedding hold? Will Stephanie's dark secrets be revealed before the wedding? Will Andy’s father get revenge? Read on to find out!

She went to a club with her friends to drink for the first time after finishing her third-year examinations. Gabriella was a 21-year-old virgin who had never kissed anybody before. She met a stranger at a club, accompanied him to a hotel, had her first kiss, and lost her virginity. She enjoyed herself. When she awoke the next morning, the man was gone,  He left. She found out she was pregnant a few months later. She continued to go to the hotel in the hopes of running into the man, but after four months, she gave up. He abandoned her, leaving her to face the situation alone. She dropped out of university to raise her son. She returned to school a year later to complete her studies and get her degree. She then saw the person she had slept with on TV and realized he was now engaged, as well as the fact that he was the well-known multi-billionaire Javier Hills. What would his grandma do when she finds a boy who looks just like her grandson?

Anaheim, the Home of Disneyland in California City famous for Hockey stadium, art museum, convention centres. Among them, it is also famous for nightclubs. On a busy night in California Girls Anaheim(Adult Entertainment Club), Nicolas Winston searches for a girl to spend the night with. While looking around, he come across Elena who just undergone a break up, came to the club to get drunk. Nick sees Elena and ask her to sleep with him. In the beginning she rejects him but later she'll accept the offer. Both of them decides to hook up and end up in a hotel. When Nick comes to know that Elena is still virgin, he drops the idea of sleeping with her. Elena gets excited about Nick and ask about his love life since he talked lot about 'first time' and 'virginity'. Nick and Elena share their love story to each other's. They become friends from One nightstand. Nick and Elena meet again and again on different occasions and share their love stories. Nick helps Elena to overcome her truma from her past life and in return Elena helps Nick overcoming his lost love. Soon, they fall for each other without knowing. Nicolas's side story - High School Love. Elena's side story - Office Romance.

Eleven was born into a happy family, but all had to end when her mother died and her father became a drunkard and gambler. Being abused by her own father made Eleven feel traumatized by men. Her life is just cooped up in a small flat together with the humans she hates the most. Until one day, someone came to take her away from that place, her father sold his own daughter to pay off all his debts at the most dangerous bookies. Eleven, who was desperate with her dark life, tried to end her own life, but her plan had to end in vain. When the son of a bookie found her lying almost unconscious from bleeding. Love never knows time and place, when their eyes are locked, that's when the universe unites their feelings.

เมี่ยง มัสยา นักศึกษาคณะบริหารธุรกิจปีที่ 4 กลับพบเจอความโชคร้ายเมื่อโดนวางยาในงานปาร์ตี้ของ สายฟ้า หนุ่มหล่อคณะนิเทศศาสตร์ชั้นปีที่ 4 ที่มาติดพันเพื่อนรักของเธอ ค่ำคืนนั้นทำให้ชีวิตของเธอไม่เหมือนเดิมอีกต่อไป เมื่อมีเลือดเนื้อเชื้อไขของผู้ชายเลว ๆ คนนั้นติดท้องเธอมาด้วย เธอและเพื่อนตัดขาดการติดต่อกับผู้ชายคนนั้นและไม่ยอมเรียกร้องขอความรับผิดชอบใด ๆ ทั้งสิ้น เธออดทนแบกหน้าอุ้มท้องไม่มีพ่อไปนั่งเรียนจนสามารถจบการศึกษาพร้อมเพื่อนได้ในที่สุด ชีวิตที่ต้องดำเนินต่อไปเริ่มปั่นป่วนอีกครั้งเมื่อเขาดันล่วงรู้ความลับนั้นเข้า เขาตามหาเธอจนเจอและเข้ามาวุ่นวายในฐานะพ่อของลูก ข้อตกลงที่มีร่วมกันคือทำทุกอย่างเพื่อลูกเท่านั้น จะไม่มีการยุ่งเกี่ยวกันในสถานะอื่นใดทั้งสิ้น แต่สุดท้าย ความใกล้ชิดก็ทำให้เธอและเขากลับมามีความสัมพันธ์กันอีกครั้ง และครั้งนี้ยิ่งก่อเกิดเป็นความผูกพันที่มากเกินกว่าจะตัดขาด และทุกคนจะทำเช่นไร เมื่อเขาเองก็มีผู้หญิงที่กำลังจะมาร่วมใช้นามสกุลของเขาอยู่แล้วทั้งคน

~ Zara Natusha Putri According to my Mom, the new neighbor was still single, handsome, hot, rich, and kind. But I don't think so. Why? Because there is nothing special about him and he is very annoying. Coupled with his perverted brain that makes me want to chop his body into small pieces. Oh come on, I can't stand all this. ~Bryan Samuel Clivton Even that girl doesn't know who I really am. We'll see, once you know and remember everything, you will feel at home, Zara.

This is the third book of the Bloodstone series. It can be a stand-alone but will have cross-over characters from the first two books, Alpha Erik and Everlasting Fire. The Bloodstone pack was always known for its thirst for blood and its brutal Alphas. But a lot has changed in the last thirty years. So what happens when the youngest of the Bloodstone family decides to expand the pack business and leave the magic world behind to indulge in a different kind of hunt. Will he keep his place in the human world and sell his soul to the devil? When Balor Bloodstone comes out to play, all bets are off, or so he thought until a new player entered the game—putting him in the crossroads between salvation and damnation.

หนึ่งปีก่อนที่ฉันเผลอวันไนท์กับมาเฟีย เขาคนนั้นกับเป็นเจ้าหนี้ของฉัน…

Stripped of her birthright. Betrayed by her twin. Rejected by her mate. Laura Gilbert once destined to be Silvermoon packs luna is casted aside for lacking a wolf. Branded a traitor. Sold into slavery. Her life shatters.. until a rival Alpha sees what others don’t in her: Power. Alpha of Blackmoon pack. Damian Blake. He wants Laura’s fury not her love. Laura must decide to rise from the ashes and reclaim her fate or stay broken. Revenge has a cost… but love demands even more.

Racked by confusion and changes in her body, Diana found herself irresistibly drawn to Andrew. Passion ignited and threatened to consume them both. However, she was unprepared for the reason he had sought her out and the danger that lay ahead. Regardless, sharing a love of conquering their goals, this unlikely pair began to form an unexpected bond that led them to a place neither of them ever expected to be.