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From day one Stacy was unloved and abused, and unwanted. Her mother "abandoned" her as a baby. Her step mother is evil, her step brother and sister hate her, and her father never wanted her. Will she finally find love? Or will she be unwanted? After some time she finds out she isn't normal at all she has some powers.Updates three times a day noon, four pm and 10 pm central time.

Having transferred from the elite Dawson College to a new public school, Liam Wyatt is the new student at Crawstar High. Handome, quiet, gets good grades and seems to have no interest in anything. Steve Reed is the ace of the football team at Crawstar High. Good looks, popular, rich parents and g

What if you're a broken-hearted? Would you do the thing that you haven't done in your whole life? Charmane Cordova. Unexpectedly meet, this most sought-after bachelor... Bradley Hernandez, A guy that she doesn't know yet, A guy that got her attention, and a guy she had spent her whole night with... And this will be their, JUST ONE NIGHT together.

Elena Carter’s world is turned upside down when her divorce is finalized, only to discover that she’s pregnant—and the father could be either her ex-husband, Ethan, or Daniel, the stranger she shared one unforgettable night with. Torn between the two men, Elena is forced to confront a past filled with betrayal and a future she never expected. As Ethan grows determined to fight for his unborn child, his jealousy and obsession threaten to destroy everything, while Daniel remains an elusive presence, caught up in his own life. With emotions running high and the truth slipping further out of reach, Elena must navigate a web of love, lies, and heartache. Will she ever know who the father is? Or will the consequences of her choices haunt her forever?

How can two brothers who are not twins be mated to one woman? Not just any woman but an enemy Lol, it is insane. Lincoln and Lucas maverick the sons of Alpha Maverick - Alpha of shadow pack and Quinn’s mates held Quinn, Alpha jaxon ,and the whole blue moon pack captive after winning the fight for who will rule the supernatural world but…. They end up fighting for who will have Quinn. Quinn jaxon found out she is mated to two brothers who happens to slit her father's throat. Will she accept them after they killed her father? Even when two men can't have one mate? What then will happen to the other if one is accepted? Will the entire blue moon pack that has now become slave ever gain their freedom? Slide into the book to get the answers Enjoy your reading!

Do you believe in vampires? What if I tell you that they are not just a myths? What if a vampire fall in love with a human? What will happen if the world is against them?

You shiver when you always think of, A werewolf in the night, They eat human flesh so yuck and sticky, But it’s just in your mind You might think there’s a creepy castle, Lost somewhere in time, You might think it has ghosts all around, But it’s just in your mind. Do you believe in vampires? , Those creatures with long white fangs, You might think they drink human blood, But it’s just in your mind. You might believe in witches, They laugh with a scary look, You might think they have black cats, Or a bat to cook for food. You can imagine all sorts of creepy things, That makes you shudder with fright, But please don’t yell mommy when you see them, C’ause it’s just in your mind, "Or is it ?!" That was the most paramount question in Athena's mind. Meet Athena a mere mortal and the Elected one who is meant to save her pack from the black werewolves/ vampire . Being a mere mortal will she be able to fulfill this prophecy and how ?!, In this quest to save her people would she find love ? And what will this love make her?. Join this intriguing ride to find out.

She wants nothing to do with him... He would be miserable without her. **** Meet Sophie Franklin, a fiercely independent fashion designer who lives in New York, and then there's Marcus Beadoux, a dashing prince with a secret. The two meet on an exotic island, sharing a passionate one-night stand, after which Sophie leaves without so much as a goodbye, unaware of each other's true identities. When they reunite in New York six months later, Marcus is engaged to another, and Sophie is tasked with designing his bride's dress. Sparks fly as they navigate the risky waters of forbidden love, keeping their past a secret from Marcus's fiancée, Sophie's family, and the ever-watchful eyes of the media. But what happens when they can no longer keep their relationship a secret anymore? When a heartbreaking revelation pushes Sophie into hiding, an unexpected discovery sets off a chain of events that will test their love to its limit. Will they triumph and overcome these challenges, or will it result in their downfall? Book 2 in the Franklin Sister Series.

Unrequited love is the worst. It never quenches your thirst. When you love someone the most, but they treat you like a ghost. You don't exist to them, even if they're your gem. It hurts your heart and tears you apart. _________________________________________ She loves him and he loves another, but he loves her too. He loves her and she loves another, but perhaps he is wrong. Maybe he's the one she actually loves. So, who does she love more? Mahendra or Vikram?

Amira Ashley Alleja, is a perfect, beautiful, gorgeous lady that every man desired. She live in luxurious life and she can have everything because she's a youngest daughter of the tycoon businessman. When she was eighteen, unexpected tragedy happened, her own bodyguard kidnapped her. A group of men tortured and sexually abuse her. With that, she lost her virginity by the man who rapped her. She woke up the next day, depression, anxiety, fear eat her because of the nightmare she suffer that she didn't expect to experienced. Because of that night everything has gone. Her boyfriend dumped her and cheat on her with her own sister. She's bleeding, pain and broken, her life is miserable when she found out that she's carrying the fruit of the one night she’ll never forget. She accept the arrange marriage proposal of Alexander Adamson, in two reasons. First, is to save her baby's life. Second, he’ll upheld her baby to save her family in disgrace. She never meet him in 3 years of marriage. She was so lucky to have him in her life but she doesn't need luxury and materials all she want is Alexander’s presence. Mahihintay niya kaya ang kaniyang asawa? O, ang kaniyang attention ay tuluyan nang makuha ng iba? Alexander gave her a bodyguard that she was afraid to have because of the past. A bodyguard she hate at first but make her heart beat and she fall in love with him. They shared the one night mistake. What if the man she shared with the night of mistake named; Alexander Saintour Higeir Adamson the drug Lord Mafia known as Asher King. Ano ang kaniyang kinalaman sa malagim na nakaraan na sinapit ng enosenteng dalagang si Amira Ashley Alleja?