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You shiver when you always think of, A werewolf in the night, They eat human flesh so yuck and sticky, But it’s just in your mind You might think there’s a creepy castle, Lost somewhere in time, You might think it has ghosts all around, But it’s just in your mind. Do you believe in vampires? , Those creatures with long white fangs, You might think they drink human blood, But it’s just in your mind. You might believe in witches, They laugh with a scary look, You might think they have black cats, Or a bat to cook for food. You can imagine all sorts of creepy things, That makes you shudder with fright, But please don’t yell mommy when you see them, C’ause it’s just in your mind, "Or is it ?!" That was the most paramount question in Athena's mind. Meet Athena a mere mortal and the Elected one who is meant to save her pack from the black werewolves/ vampire . Being a mere mortal will she be able to fulfill this prophecy and how ?!, In this quest to save her people would she find love ? And what will this love make her?. Join this intriguing ride to find out.

What if you're a broken-hearted? Would you do the thing that you haven't done in your whole life? Charmane Cordova. Unexpectedly meet, this most sought-after bachelor... Bradley Hernandez, A guy that she doesn't know yet, A guy that got her attention, and a guy she had spent her whole night with... And this will be their, JUST ONE NIGHT together.

Elena Carter’s world is turned upside down when her divorce is finalized, only to discover that she’s pregnant—and the father could be either her ex-husband, Ethan, or Daniel, the stranger she shared one unforgettable night with. Torn between the two men, Elena is forced to confront a past filled with betrayal and a future she never expected. As Ethan grows determined to fight for his unborn child, his jealousy and obsession threaten to destroy everything, while Daniel remains an elusive presence, caught up in his own life. With emotions running high and the truth slipping further out of reach, Elena must navigate a web of love, lies, and heartache. Will she ever know who the father is? Or will the consequences of her choices haunt her forever?

Amira Ashley Alleja, is a perfect, beautiful, gorgeous lady that every man desired. She live in luxurious life and she can have everything because she's a youngest daughter of the tycoon businessman. When she was eighteen, unexpected tragedy happened, her own bodyguard kidnapped her. A group of men tortured and sexually abuse her. With that, she lost her virginity by the man who rapped her. She woke up the next day, depression, anxiety, fear eat her because of the nightmare she suffer that she didn't expect to experienced. Because of that night everything has gone. Her boyfriend dumped her and cheat on her with her own sister. She's bleeding, pain and broken, her life is miserable when she found out that she's carrying the fruit of the one night she’ll never forget. She accept the arrange marriage proposal of Alexander Adamson, in two reasons. First, is to save her baby's life. Second, he’ll upheld her baby to save her family in disgrace. She never meet him in 3 years of marriage. She was so lucky to have him in her life but she doesn't need luxury and materials all she want is Alexander’s presence. Mahihintay niya kaya ang kaniyang asawa? O, ang kaniyang attention ay tuluyan nang makuha ng iba? Alexander gave her a bodyguard that she was afraid to have because of the past. A bodyguard she hate at first but make her heart beat and she fall in love with him. They shared the one night mistake. What if the man she shared with the night of mistake named; Alexander Saintour Higeir Adamson the drug Lord Mafia known as Asher King. Ano ang kaniyang kinalaman sa malagim na nakaraan na sinapit ng enosenteng dalagang si Amira Ashley Alleja?

Setelah satu malam penuh gairah, Lynette Avelaine menjalin hubungan rahasia dengan Lake Maverick, laki-laki yang membuatnya jatuh hati pada pandangan pertama. Saat Lynette pikir dia telah berhasil memenangkan hati Lake, ia ditampar oleh kenyataan saat ia mendengar sendiri pembicaraan antara Lake dan sahabatnya. "Kapan kau akan menikah dengan Lynette? Kalian sudah menjalin hubungan selama delapan tahun." "Aku tidak akan menikahi anak haram." Lynette telah berada di angan-angannya terlalu lama, ia memutuskan untuk mengundurkan diri dari pekerjaannya sebagai asisten pribadi Lake, bersamaan dengan itu ia juga mengakhiri hubungannya dengan Lake. Akankah Lake membiarkan Lynette mengakhiri hubungan mereka dengan mudah?

How can two brothers who are not twins be mated to one woman? Not just any woman but an enemy Lol, it is insane. Lincoln and Lucas maverick the sons of Alpha Maverick - Alpha of shadow pack and Quinn’s mates held Quinn, Alpha jaxon ,and the whole blue moon pack captive after winning the fight for who will rule the supernatural world but…. They end up fighting for who will have Quinn. Quinn jaxon found out she is mated to two brothers who happens to slit her father's throat. Will she accept them after they killed her father? Even when two men can't have one mate? What then will happen to the other if one is accepted? Will the entire blue moon pack that has now become slave ever gain their freedom? Slide into the book to get the answers Enjoy your reading!

Badass, hot and untamable, Adam Garcia didn't earn the nickname 'The Wild One' from his fans for nothing. He's a sports enthusiast who loves risky adventures, especially in his dealings with the opposite sex. He fucks but never gives his heart, and he's determined to never let a woman shake him from his bad boy image. That is, until he meets a masked woman at a New Year's Eve masquerade party and he's instantly drawn in by her amber eyes. When she tells him about the legend of the kiss of eternal love which is supposed to make two people who meet on New Year's Eve and kiss at exactly midnight on New Year to love each other forever, Adam kisses her just to prove the legend wrong, but he's in for a shock. Who is the woman behind the mask, and why can't he stop dreaming about her? Is the Legend Of The Kiss Of Eternal Love real, and will it be enough to make Adam finally give love a chance? WARNING!!! THIS BOOK CONTAINS STEAMY CONTENT THAT IS TARGETED AT AN AUDIENCE OF 18+. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

MAAGANG NAULILA, NAGHIRAP, AT TANGING TAGPI-TAGPING YERO LANG ANG TINUTULOYAN. Kahit ganito ang naranasan ni Magdalena, hindi ito naging hadlang upang itaguyod ang kanyang limang taong gulang na kapatid. Sa murang edad, naranasan ni Magdalena ang magtinda ng iba't ibang bagay. Kahit na dose-anyos pa lang siya, mayroon na siyang alindog na nais makamtan ng mga masamang taong nakapaligid sa kanya. Isang araw, habang naglalako kasama ang kanyang kapatid upang magkaroon sila ng makakain araw-araw, hindi inaasahan ni Magdalena ang munti na itong magahasa sa kanya. Ngunit buti na lang, mayroong isang mabuting binatilyo na tumulong sa kanya. Mula noon, laging iniisip ni Magdalena ang kanyang naging hero sa buhay. Ngunit hindi alam ni Magdalena na ang taong tumulong sa kanya ay isang malupit na Mafia Boss. Lumipas ang maraming taon, naging ganap nang dalaga si Magda, tanging elementary lamang ang kanyang natapos. Ngunit sa di inaasahang pagkakataon, may masamang nangyari sa kanyang bunsong kapatid. Sa halagang kalahating milyon upang mailigtas ang kapatid, nagawa niyang ibenta ang katawan sa makapangyarihang tao na magbubukas ng bagong yugto sa buhay ni Magdalena. Ngunit hindi niya alam na ang taong kanyang pinag-alayan ng kanyang puri ay isang Mafia Boss na tinuring niyang hero ng kanyang buhay.

Lena grew up with nothin no family, no freedom, no love. She was sold off like property, her body and fate decided by others. She was caught between a dangerous offer which she couldn't refuse; being a bride to two masters Damian and Darius were brothers, powerful and ruthless. They never shared anything in their lives… until her. They didn’t ask for her love. They only demanded her surrender. One touched her with gentle hunger. The other consumed her with brutal fire. Together, they made her theirs in the same bed, at the same time, until she could no longer tell where one ended and the other began. Lena was their bride. Their obsession. Their lust. But in the heat of their desire, she finds herself caught between pain and passion, hate and love. Can a woman with nothing survive being wanted by two men who will never let her go? Or will she drown in the pleasure of belonging to both? One bride. Two masters. And a desire that chains her forever.

Sean is a handsome and lovable guy, known for his gorgeous smile that can effortlessly charm anyone in seconds. He secretly harbors feelings for his close female friend, Lareina, but he lacks the courage to confess, fearing that it might ruin their long-time friendship. Everything changes when Lareina enters college and meets Yvo, her new classmate. Yvo is a stoic, cold-faced guy with an intimidating presence that can silence a room with just a glance. He keeps to himself except when it comes to Lareina, something that deeply unsettles Sean. Now, with Yvo in the picture, how will their intertwined lives unfold?