Your So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

Dumb face: did that gross you out enough to fess up your location? Yup. Me: I'm at home. Dumb face: What? Why? Me: I'm sick. Dumb face: What?! How? Dumb face: Forget that see you in a minute. What? No this is my period. Boys are gross out by girls and their periods. I don't need Aaron to be grossed out by me. Me: No Aaron don't come. Dumb face: Wait what kind of sick are you? Aspirin sick or chocolate sick.

' Blackmailer- 'Yeah you are a brunette bimbo with small boobs and zero IQ. I bit my lip from wailing in desperation. It's another thing being called dumb and stupid, it's completely different being taunted on physical appearance and I definitely didn't appreciate it from my boyfriend, fake wasn't a good enough excuse. 'I bet they are bigger than your d!ck.' Drew- 'Shit just got serious! Brb getting some popcorn!'

I raised my eyebrows in confusion. "Why would they even laugh at your jokes? You are not funny." That's just weird. "Everyone laughs at a rich man's joke." He smirked. "Go on." I urged. "Smart can win an argument with me." "It's not hard to win an argument with you, your facts are always shit." It shouldn't find a woman like that. "Says the girl who always ends our arguments with Spanish insults. I always win." I do end our arguments like that but in my defense, his facts are shit.

I finally managed to pull the remote away from him. "Hey give that back!"He groaned and i laughed at his expense, possessively gripping the remote. "No i won't!"I squeaked. "Come on Olivia, you're being ridiculous, let's watch at eternity's gate,it can help you grow some sense" Did he just insult me? "Did you just say that I'm senseless?"I glared at him. "Of course, whoever told you that you're reasonable lied to you. Hard". "And you're dumb, you're very dumb,in fact your a double IQ dummy and you'll always be!"I yelled.

“You aren't really smart, are you? Maybe today isn't your lucky day. I mean, your plan failed again, just like the last one. You must feel so sad.* I let out a small laugh and left her there.

I shrug my shoulders and look down at the kid, "What do you want to do Keith?" He's too engrossed in his thoughts to even listen to me. Kids these days. "Maybe we should get him some building blocks or something? Kids like this stuff right?" Soul questions anxiously. "Wow Solomon, have I ever told you how smart you are?" My voice dripping with sarcasm. Soul frowned in confusion, "No?" I shook my head, obviously Soul didn't pick up my joke, "Yeah, well, there's a reason for that." I see Soul connecting the dots. His eyes widen as he scowls at me"Hey!"

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

“Thomas Mayo, are you really stupid, or are you acting dumb? “Socrates? “You involve such stupid trash. Do you think you can successfully shirk responsibility? “You’re too naive, aren’t you?”

Rhea My name is Andrea Grayson and I’m such a big fool. I've always watched scenes like these happen in movies, or books that I've read and I always wondered why the person being cheated on was too dumb to see it beforehand. In fact, I thought things like these only happened in those movies. I never imagined that I would find myself in that same situation. Being cheated on. Being made to look like a stupid fool. I want to laugh at my foolishness and terrible luck, but I'm completely frozen in place. I can’t move my limbs , I can’t even move my face.

I admitted, finally. "How stupid for me not to realize that! Ew I'm crying. Do I look stupid? I'm so stupid" I ranted and laughed at my own stupidness. Daniella engulfed me into a tight hug. I hugged her back this time. And this time I held her tight not wanting to let her go anymore. Ew. I definitely sound corny. Whatever. "Yeah, you are stupid. Stupid jerk" Daniella says laughing. I joined her not minding how wet we are already.