Your So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

“You are very stupid LIana, you are the dumb one! You are so dumb to the extent that your selflessness has caused you not to discern that you are surrounded by liars” “Actually, I don’t care about you and I am here for all the drama, take note, I would make sure that I expose your affair with Bruce Lawrence! Trust me that I would do everything to ruin you” I chortled before I pursed my lips to stipple my laughter. “You think that I am having an affair with Bruce Lawrence? This shows how foolish you are and would forever remain! You can think whatever you want to but the truth remains that you are dumb!”

“That was... something.” He didn’t even flinch. “Tough crowd,” he muttered under his breath. Tough crowd? Was this a boardroom or open mic night? --- Then came the coffee break. I’d barely made it to the break room when he cornered me with another one of his “brilliant” jokes. “What do you call a sad cup of coffee?” he asked, his voice dripping with enthusiasm. Against my better judgment, I played along. “What?” “A depresso.”

“What's so funny, I asked you a question, if you aren't going to answer then just fuck off “ It felt like my words only provoked more laughter from her as her shoulders shook from bouts of laughing too hard. “Ohhhhhhh Vale, and I did like you, I still do if you'd give me the chance, but from everyone of us that got fooled, it's a pity you're the dumbest.” That's it, I won't stand and listen to more nonsense from her, before I'd lose my cool. I walked down the route which she came from and saw Solene on the ground.

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

"Fuck, you might even bend her over that car like you always wanted to." "Suzie is coming with, but I am sure I can get her alone in the bathroom for five minutes." "Hahaha. A five-minute man." Oh my god, if I have to listen to these dumb buffoons any longer, then I might just become as dry and dull as them. I mean, who the fück says pie these days and do not even go to the bending part. Is this idiot in high school still. Best, I make my exit before I am punching someone in the face again.

Jeevika's Pov.:- Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! So stupid of me! He was collecting the bowls from the drawer to make the table before serving the food and here so stupid of me to act like a fool. What i was even thinking in the first place!? Huff! I've made a fool out of myself in front of him! And now he's making fun of me. So embarrassing!

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

It was at times like this he doubted his high IQ. Hearing him admit that outrightly, Marcus couldn't control his laughter anymore and burst out laughing . He could picture his friend standing like an idiot staring at a woman. That scene was hilarious to him. Lucas on the other hand controlled his laughter but smiled at his friends foolishness. How can a computer genius be so stupid when it comes to such Minor issues? But who could blame him,it seems like the gender he has detested and stayed as far as possible from them has finally lured him to it's trap.

She responded. Vivian and her friends laughed heartily at the funniest joke they just heard. “How do you manage to construct the sentence? Having yourself and confidence in the same sentence. Doesn't it sound lame to you?” She asked as she laughed again. “To a fool like you, it will sound lame. I can picture how it feels to be born by a whore and having an IQ close to nothing. I feel for you, but it's a pity I can't relate. After all, I never experienced what it means to have multiple men claim ownership of me.” She said with a smirk and her words successfully shut Vivian up.

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped