Your So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

This immediately pisses Dominic off and he snaps back, “The last time I checked you were the Three Stooges.” “Which,” Joseph says as he just can’t help himself, “It makes you a bit dumber than us.” Anthony is the first to protest, “You are so dumb you just called yourself dumb.” Dominic only continues to snap back, “What do they say, it takes one to know one.” “Did your lame ass just come up with that?” Mathew asks. “At least I have an ass.” “That is about all you got going for you.” “At least I got something going. You probably have not seen a pussy for years.”

He murmured, ruefully. I badly didn't want to see him sad anymore. "Jokes could help.You can tell me jokes" "Jokes"He said more to himself as if thinking of something up. "Well, I think I heard this somewhere,I don't really remember how it starts or ends but the punch line is...'Get lost,you old cargo'!" I grimaced. "So am I supposed to laugh to an half joke?" He pouted."I'm an hopeless joke teller" I couldn't stop myself from laughing not because of his half joke but because of how hopeless he looked.

I step two steps closer to him, “It's not like you to run your mouth when you know that you should shut the fuck up.” Then Summer comes up from behind, “Are you idiots making stupid jokes again?” “Why the fuck are you calling us idiots now?” Devan turns around as he faces her. “Cause daddy said you two are worse idiots than Beavis and Butthead.” “What the fuck does your dad know about Beavis and butthead?” “You want me to call you Laurel and Hardy then?” I only but burst out in hysterical laughter, “No, I prefer the one before. Mat has his head up his butt half of the time as it is.”

I tell her, pretending to be surprised. “What” she shrieks out. “To tell you honestly, since it seems like you people love fights, I have class like in the next five minutes, but I will say this” I start, cleaning my hand with the soviet paper. “You Vicki, you look like a dumb person, I don’t care whether that is true or not, you Minnie Moe look like you’re even dumber, and you see you, what’s your name again, you look like the dumbest person to every exist, and from what you’ve been spouting since, maybe you are” I tell them, pointing to each of them as I mention their name

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Second of all, being smart has nothing to do with a person who is bad on taking directions😐 so fuck off🖕🏼🖕🏼 Adrien: Σ（ﾟдﾟlll ) I'm sorry, why u so mean('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) if u keep being like that, no one will want u and u will die alone. You: I don't give a fuck, who would want to be with an idiotic person anyway.

He wished for rain which would match his mood but the sky was an unbroken sea of blue save for the band of salmon pink which taunted him. "Point straight blank. My mom used to say I lacked a fundamental trait needed to function as a human being- common sense." Venus laughed her first real one it helped mitigate the building tension in, but only by a fraction. "I'm saying this now, not to give an excuse for all the atrocities I committed. But rather for you to have an answer when you ask yourself because you will-how dumb can this guy really be? The answer? Dumb, really dumb." Her laughter trailed off before dying completely.

Shawn says putting a bag of chips in the cupboard. "He is making me part of the saying that goes like'the rich get richer and the dumb get dumber," Nate says, and I couldn't contain it anymore, but laugh my laughs out. "Um...I think it's the rich get richer and the poor get poorer," Kyle corrects. "How old are you ?" Nate asks Kyle while I try to calm myself from the laugh of my life. "Seven and a half" "Are you sure there's no old man's brain in that small body of yours?"Nate asks and earns another smack from Nora.

I asked, getting irritated by their insipid jokes. “What slave girl are you talking about? The one who appears to be the group leader said. “Have you been smoking weed” another asked. “You look like you need help” the skinny one added. “Stop it!” I screamed at the four of them, I was getting frustrated with their stupid pranks. Are they trying to drive me nuts, what was with all the clownish attitude?