Your So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

After a long while, realizing no one was coming to comfort him, Ulrik wiped his face haphazardly and looked up. The tears had washed through the grime on his face, leaving comical mud streaks. Ellen couldn't help it; he let out a short, quiet laugh. "You think I'm a clown too, don't you?" Ulrik laughed miserably. "It's fine. I am a joke. I'm the most pathetic clown in the capital." Ellen nodded, then immediately shook his head. "Why won't you go back to your pack?" Ulrik poured himself two more glasses.

Jenny started grinning as well as Rohit, Sofia, and Kevin also. Sohu angrily pouted "Hunh, before mocking me, you should watch yourselves. Both of you had also eaten too much yesterday, the stomach of both of you looked like a 5 months pregnant woman... Blegh!" She stretched out her tongue. Sofia and Rohit started grinning while Kevin and Jenny looked at him angrily. They both shouted together "If our stomach looked like a five months pregnant woman then yesterday your stomach looked like nine months pregnant woman." Sohu stood up "Well, then both of you looked like a twelve months pregnant woman."

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

I teased "You silly boy ,am going to embarrass you when your special lady comes home, i have a photo album of you picking your nose as a baby ,your naked baby pictures et ce tera "she laughed on the phone "Mom you dont have to go that far ,the most beautiful, most intelligent, most powerful and the woman who tamed my stubborn and ugly father " I joked "Hey ,watch your tongue my husband ain't ugly, it your father that ugly "She shouted angrily. Oops i would give anything to watch her face right now.

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

I said proudly while brushing my hair in my hand. They stared at me and then turned their backs on me. "Let's get out of here, maybe a strong storm will blow us away.", Said Jam, so I shot it. “Fuck you”, I said angrily to him, to which the idiots just laughed. I turned my gaze to the confused Jam. It squealed as I numbed what I had shot. "You're ugly, fool," I said to him reluctantly, which made the idiots laugh even more. I was shaken and passed them. They followed me.

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

He doesn't seemed used to being told that he's ugly, maybe because all of the people praising him so much to the point that he'd been an arrogant jerk, tsk! I'll always remember that the easiest way to pissed an arrogant man, is to insult his so-called handsome face. ***

She asked, pinching his cheek gently. "That's impossible.I've been practicing jokes.”Matteo grinned proudly. "Oh… really?" "Yes… I have seventeen already." "Should I be worried?"Sofia asked, looking toward Lorenzo. "Yup! You should be very worried." "They're terrible," Marco added. "Noo… they're masterpieces," Matteo corrected. "Alright, I'll be the judge of that," Sofia said. "Good. I'll save the funniest one for you,” He said, leaning close and whispering loudly enough for everyone to hear.

I noticed she had active social media accounts and only posted meaningful words on her page as well as family occasions with pictures of her and other members of her family. I smiled mischievously, searched for one of her ugly pictures in her gallery, and posted it on her social media page with the caption, "I am an ugly goat, I was born an ugly goat and I will die an ugly goat. Don't be fooled by my human face for I am indeed an ugly goat." I quickly shared the post to famous pages before turning off her phone. Afterward, I placed it on the floor and smashed it with my foot, destroying it before kicking it under the table.