Your So Ugly Jokes

She sways her hips sexily and seductively. The way she slowly dance her body turns on the fire. But what makes her more interesting is the mask she is wearing. Lance Mcniel Montereal was seduced that night. He paid millions just to own her but she ran away. Suddenly, fate brought them together. Destiny says she will be his future sister-in-law.

Andrianna Sandoval moved from her previous house to her father's family. The moment she moved, her life has changed. He met her step-brother, Reiner Hulterson. The arrogant and aggressive guy who will fall in love with his step-sister. What will happen if they will stay together in one house? Are they going to stop what they feel for each other or are they going to fight for it?

"I will give you $80,000, but only if you substitute your sister to marry Alexander Knight," Graham told his eldest daughter, Claire Jhonson. Claire was forced to substitute her stepsister, Alice, to marry a bankrupt and ugly billionaire's son named Alexander Knight. In desperate need of money for her mother's medical expenses, Claire is forced to agree. However, no one knows that the ugly billionaire's son Claire is about to marry owns his own business. A business that would make him the most influential businessman in his country.

After the death of the Alpha couple, Olivia had to face the ruthless truth about her upbringing. With nothing left to hold her down, she ran to escape the memories that weren't hers. But this time, she didn't run with nothing; she ran with his mark burning as deep as her soul. *** The crowd of wolves gasped in horror. Some screamed, and many women burst into tears while their Alpha licked the blood from Olivia's skin. Olivia shivered when his disgusting lips left her neck. Noah's hand ran through her hair, grabbing a fistful of her snow-white curls; he pulled her against his body and whispered, "Good luck avoiding me now, rogue." ***

Enemies. Iyan ang uri ng relasyon na mayroon sina Georgianna Ramirez at Eliam Sevilla. Ang kanilang mga magulang ay matalik na magkakaibigan kaya isang malaking palaisipan sa mga ito kung bakit lumaking hindi magkasundo ang dalawa. Bata palang sila ay hindi na sila magkaintindihan sa mga bagay-bagay. At ang kanilang diskusyon ay palaging nauuwi sa mga away. Pareho kasing matalino ang dalawa. At walang ayaw magpatalo sa kanila. Bukod kasi sa palaging magkalaban sa mga patimpalak sa kanilang eskuwelahan ay palagi ring nag-aagawan ang dalawa sa pagiging top 1 sa kanilang klase. Ang kanilang hindi pagkakaunawaan ay nagpatuloy hanggang sa kanilang pagtanda. Kahit graduate na ang mga ito at may kaniya-kaniya nang trabaho, hindi pa rin nagbabago ang tingin nila sa isa’t isa. Parehong rin silang galing sa angkan ng mga negosyante. Hindi pa man sila naipapanganak ay may kasunduan na ang kanilang mga lolo na silang dalawa ang siyang magbibigkis at mag-iisa sa dalawang pamilyang pinagtibay na ng panahon ang pagsasama. At kasal din lang ang natatanging paraan para mailigtas nila sa pagkakabenta ang plantasyon ng manggahan na matagal nang pag-aari ng kanilang pamilya. Pero paano nila gagawin iyon kung hindi naman nila gusto ang isa’t-isa? Handa ba nilang iwan ang kanilang mga karelasyon para lang sa kasal na hindi nila inakalang magaganap nang biglaan? At sa kanilang pagsasama bilang mag-asawa, posible nga kayang may mabuong pagmamahalan sa pagitan nilang dalawa?

Pagkagising niya ay sumalubong agad sa kanya ang galit na galit na si Xavien. Pagkagulat, pagkalito at takot ang una niyang naramdaman. Para sa kanya ay hindi siya ang babaeng kinagagalitan nito. Hindi siya ang Andrina na tinatawag nito at lalong hindi siya ang asawa nito. Paano niya matatakasan ang galit at poot ni Xavien kung pati siya ay hindi maalala ang mga nangyari sa kanya? Sino ang tutulong sa kanya upang makaalis sa poder ng lalaking nagsasabi na siya ang asawa nito?

The year my family goes bankrupt, I cling to Ewan Rivera for one last night. When I wake up, I throw my final bit of money at him. "You can go cozy up to some other sugar mommy now. You don't need to degrade yourself by serving an ugly woman like me." I'm kicked out by the people liquidating our assets, and everyone points and laughs at the birthmark on my face. Meanwhile, Ewan's friends are busy celebrating his fresh start. "With a face like yours, tons of wealthy, gorgeous women are lining up for you. Why torture yourself with that ugly chick?" "Now that she's bankrupt, she won't cling to you anymore, right?" Five years later, Ewan has gone from being a broke campus heartthrob to a rising star in business. In the interview room, he flips through my application and pauses on my photo. He asks coolly, "You're 28? You already have a child?" I meet his probing gaze and introduce myself. "Yes. I'm Ingrid Landeau. I'm married with a daughter." I've changed my name and removed the large birthmark on my face. Ewan can't recognize me anymore.

I always think that all of his actions meant nothing but a friendly gesture. I always warn myself not to think too much about the way he treated me. I always think that I'm not that much of a significant girl to him. I used to think that it's okay to not think much because I don't want my expectation to be high because I'm sure the fall will hurt like a wench. I just don't really want to overthink about those things. But wasn't I already overthinking for the fact that I think to not overthink?

Si Belinda 'Billy' Monteza ay sikat na vlogger kaya ipinayo ng pinsan ni Konsehal Kidlat Romero na makipaglapit kay Billy kung ayaw niyang gumastos ng malaki sa kampanya. Siyempre dahil nga sa may pangarap si Konsehal Kidlat na mag-Mayor sa darating na election ay nakipagkaibigan siya kay Billy at nauwi sila sa pagliligawan. Sa tingin ni Billy ay si Kidlat na ang kanyang man of her dreams kaya naman ipinakilala pa niya ito sa kanyang followers. Dahil doon, nakilala na rin ng husto si Kidlat kaya naluklok itong Mayor. Masayang masaya si Billy dahil natupad ng kanyang mahal ang pangarap nito, ngunit, magiging masaya pa ba siya kung malalaman niyang ginamit lang siya ni Kidlat para sa pangarap nito?

Just when I thought I had successfully moved on from a loveless relationship, I realized I made the same mistake again. I fell in love with a kind and handsome billionaire, and I thought he was already the perfect man. However, I learned about his deep secret--the secret evolving around my identity, and the secret that shattered my respect for him.I broke off with him and claimed everything that belonged to me. I hated him like he was the fiercest criminal in the world. I accused him as a thief, stripping him off from his once, dazzling glory.But then, a particular event led me to the truth. Only to know that I was already too late!