Your So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

Rochelle/Jade “Jokes, I wasn’t joking,” I shrugged his arm off me, “please tell me I can finally take a bath.” Reggie’s nose scrunched up, “of course, or do you like smelling like roadkill that’s been in the blazing sun for days.” Laughter spilled from my throat, “you smell just as bad.”

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

my sister said “I would, but your face would scare everyone away because of how ugly you are” I teased her as I stuck out my tongue to her. Our parents just sat there laughing. “Well jokes on you, we look alike so you are basically calling yourself ugly” she fired back. I was about to reply her when I heard Serena’s car honk outside.

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

I try to make her explain. " okay Ma'am " she says sarcastically which shows that she has not believed a word of what I have told her. " Believe me Noami, one thing I know, that guy can't fall for a person like me. Ugly , uneducated ..fashion less.. " I say with a bit if sadness in my tone.

I waved my hand impatiently. Seeing how casually I spoke, Keven had no choice but to go along with it. I thought I was mentally prepared for it. But when I saw my reflection on my phone, I burst into tears. I buried my face in the blanket and cried uncontrollably. Kevin was at a loss, not knowing how to comfort me. From the blanket, I asked unhappily, "Have I turned ugly and horrifying now?" Kevin replied, "No way! You're the prettiest woman in Dainsclef Village."

Every social media platform she was on had exploded overnight, her name tagged in threads, reposted in stories, and plastered in news headlines. Some were screenshots of her face from last night’s live stream; others were clips, cut short, slowed down, zoomed in on every blink, every twitch of her lip, every falsely sweet smile. #LilaTheLiar was trending number two nationwide. #FakeApology was number three. She scrolled, her stomach sinking. “I can’t believe she thinks we’re stupid enough to buy that ‘I was just stressed’ excuse.” “Her crocodile tears were embarrassing.” “Sis should’ve stayed offline if she couldn’t even fake sincerity right.”

“You scared me! Geez!” What was her name again? Piper? Pepper? “Hey! Yo momma is so ugly that if Shrek had a live action film, she wouldn’t even pass as the donkey,” I laughed out loud at my own joke while staring mockingly at the cat, as if it was Juno I was talking to and insulting directly.

His brows are lifted up a little and one side of his face twitches up a tinny smirk as he chews on his buttom lip. "I can't say i really give a shit Ali but I'm quite offended you would call me of all people ugly" he makes funny gestures with his fingers and rolls his eyes at the mention of the last word. " You should know, there are a lot of ladies out there that could die for just a little piece of this man meat." He pointed both thumbs at himself and winked. I really try not to act as childish as he is.... But I just can't help the eye roll that escapes me.

She had punched me after hearing what I had said. “You were just a toy to him. You were nothing more than that. And do you know why? It is because you will never be loved because you are you ; ugly , masculine , fat and so undesirable.” She tells me in a low voice. It is silent for a second or two , until… I heard a small laughter erupt from my throat – it starts of small and then begins to get louder and louder. My face blocks my face from them both , as my face is turned to the side. My laughter grows and grows , until it sounds psychotic and I seem like a manic .