Your So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

“Well, I am not an expert, you know I haven’t dated anyone before. Let’s g****e it” “No” “Why?” “G****e has failed me plenty of times, I ain't going to use that shit again” “That’s because your cooking skills are very bad” I glares at him, he smiles. “But trust me boss, g****e is accurate when it comes to stuffs like this” He takes out his phone and starts typing. He looks up from his phone. “Also, boss. You seriously need to stop calling her ugly, she wouldn’t like that”

She is even uglier than the Virganians! (Virganians- the ugliest type of an ogre. An S class monster) 'hahaha' Everyone who heard what the latter said laughed. Tsk. If I cut off their heads, let's just see if they are still beautiful afterward. "Shut up all of you! You have no right to and insult her! You are beautiful and handsome but your character has been rotting in hell for a long time! Another word and all of you will end up in the detention room.” Lia shouted so they all fell silent

"Nice joke. I guess living a poor man's life has diminished your sense of humor greatly." A snigger was heard somewhere in the corner. We always played this game. The 'Let's insult each other game' it was fun until one of us tried to rip each other's throats. That was, in fact, part of the game. You get mad you lose. “Poor and proud. I can still wear a fifty dollar suit and walk into a room full of pompous rich assholes like yourself and own the fucking show." I grinned, "Not to forget woo the ladies."

“If you keep saying idiotic things like that it makes it hard for anyone not to worry.” “Woah. Did you just laugh?” I moved in front of him so I could see his face fully. “Show me your smile. If you smile then you should show your teeth and gums. Like this.” I pulled my lips as an example. “Stop that. You look like a monkey.” Ace shook his head and tried to hide his smile with his hand. “Don’t be shy. If you think you are ugly when you laugh then just laugh. You look good at everything. It would be refreshing to see you ugly laughing.”

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

"How about if I punch you in the face and say I'm just f*cking pissed off, you think you'll be happy!!" "Then punch me if you can, don't just talk," I said with a smile, you're full of words Vallery. "Oh, I forgot to tell you that, I don't let anyone punch my precious face!" I told her with emphasis. "You're an ugly attitude nerd!!" Me? Ugly? Who f**king said that? Of course who else would it be! I admit that I'm attitude but I'm not ugly, no one is ugly in this world right? It's just a word anyway, an insulting word to make people down.

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

I have never been more insulted in my life, did he just refer to me as ugly? "Wow, that's so rich coming from you. If I am ugly, then what are you? Have you seen yourself lately because as far as I am concerned, there is nothing attractive about you... You are big for nothing, your big body frame is exactly a replica of an estate gate, you are definitely far from being attractive." I stated. If I am being honest, he is handsome and I love his size, I am actually attracted to chubby guys but he just insulted me and I can't let him get away with it.

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They won’t be able to recognize me easy. “Wanna have fun?” I asked with a smirk and eyes burning with fun. “Sh*t! You’re too ugly. Have fun with your d*rty *ass!” They all laughed but it didn’t piss me off. It’s making me smile even more and come to them closely. They look like disgusted by me with hints of confusion on their faces. “That’s fresh blood!” One of them commented. “You know what? I want more,” I said starting to laugh making them all silent. After a satisfying laugh, I swung my hand with the baseball bat again. “DIE!”