Your So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

"I couldn't possibly be that ugly." My laughter fills the room.

Hyuk Soo said firmly to Young Kwang, and So Eun laughed as they resembled two little boys debating each other. "What makes you laugh?" Hyuk Soo inquired. He was annoyed by her laugh who sound to mocking him. “why? He's correct... you're a bore..." So Eun teases Hyuk Soo, she is overjoyed because it is her first time tease him, which makes Hyuk Soo upset and tells them that he wants to return to work with a sulky face and then leave them. So Eun and Young Kwang laughed at Hyuk Soo's response. While laughing at Hyuk Soo, Young Kwang asked So Eun if he was so cute.

I knew I was ugly, but hearing my own sister say it still made me shake with pain. "You know what?" She leaned close to my ear. "You're not just ugly. You're stupid, too." I froze, confused by what she meant. "I'm so beautiful and well-behaved, so of course I should be the only princess. Seeing you with a face just like mine makes me sick every time. "When we were eight, I fell off that cliff on purpose. I knew you'd come save me. I calculated exactly where to position myself so you'd get that scar.

He said, chuckling. Me, funny? I'm gorgeous, actually! He's the ugly one. "Yeah, so sorry, Ugly Zac, you're stuck with my beauty!" I said with a sassy attitude, flipping my hair for extra drama. The idiot just laughed even harder! "Stop it. I'm going to die laughing! Is that our endearment?" He asked, still chuckling. "What do you mean?" I replied, confused. "The 'ugly' thing? Is that what we call with each other?" He asked innocently.

Did he just agree that I am the ugliest person? *_All of them are the same._* My wolf made jokes. *_Now leave this place immediately._* *_That you are accurate is awful. Why not..._* *_Nothing has changed, Lisa; after being bitten twice, you are now the fool. Simply leave._* It continued to rebel. "Lisa, you need to relax so that we can have a genuine talk; I wasn't making fun of you. I merely meant that it explains why you are so reserved.” *_I'm sorry you're mistaken_*. I used my wolf in my jokes.

He looked at me as he heard me coming out of the bathroom. "Thanks for the shirt. I'll go now," I said and started to head for the door. "Wait!" I halted. "Stay for a minute. The party is kinda boring," he said. True. It was kind of lame. Spilling beer on the former high school bad boy was the most interesting thing that happened so far. I sat down on the chair in front of him. "You are one of the Brown sisters, aren't you?" he asked. "Yeah! I'm the ugly one!" I blurted out.

He was right about the therapist causing me to laugh since the death of our parents which has left me broken to pieces but the other part where he claims I've been different. Sofia Dante was clearly a joke. She isn't real and never bothered to refute the accusation I threw at her. What amused me was the fact that she wasn't a fan of therapy, yet out here playing therapist. It was one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard in my life. Her line "Therapy sucks, Man" had caught me unaware and a part of me leapt at the notion that someone shared the same view as me. I ain't going for any fvcking therapy.

" I want you to be mine. That's simple!" "Wait a damn minute..ohh..wait..ohh..don't you see that this joke is starting to go too far?" "What joke?" "Me and you..you and me..like..link! Mingle and everything.. just stop..enough okay! " I walked away,and took the first aid kit on the shelf. He followed me! Grrrr! He was so sticky! Damn! "Why ?" "Why what Dylan? What again?" "Why don't you want me? Am i that ugly?"

"I don't like your ridiculous piercings. I don't like your ridiculous tattoos. I don't like those ridiculous pink shorts you're wearing right now. I don't like your ridiculous voice. I don't like your ridiculous Instàgram posts. Matter of fact, delete that group selfie you just took. I don't want me or my wife being on your ridiculous feed. It's embarrassing to be associated with you. You are ridiculous. The only reason people cling on to you is because of your rich dad." "Is this some sick joke?" "The only joke here is you, Leo." "Do you know who the fùck you're talking to?" "Yes." Damien nods. "I'm talking to Leo Giovanni. The biggest joke on the table. An embarrassment to his family. Fail

I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden. “Bad joke?” I say fully knowing the answer. “Horrible” Derek answers back immediately clenching his jaws, I really can’t disagree with him, that was so fucking awkward but at least he is not looking at me like I’m so broken? Yes…I’ll take that as a win. Sophia burst out laughing and we all snap our heads to look at her. Did she find my joke funny? “I’m sorry I couldn’t keep it in any longer, the look on your faces…. Hahaha, and Derek’s “Horrible” ” she says trying to imitate