Your So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

The malicious speculation online kept getting worse and worse. "He's probably just trying to make money off of all this." "Only someone desperate for money would be insane enough to do this." "I suggest everyone stop sympathizing with them. This is just a stunt to grab public attention." Some people even started fabricating "tragic stories" about our family. One said that we owed millions of dollars in debt, another claimed Mom had a terminal illness, and some even said Dad was being chased by debt collectors and was going to jump off a building.

“What? “ I shrugged an amused look on my face as well. “Swim with a beautiful girl by 1 am in the morning “ He responded. “Did you just call me beautiful ?” I fake gasped. I couldn’t believe I was talking freely with him. “No “ he deadpanned “You just said ‘swimming with a beautiful girl by 1 am in the morning ‘ “ I air-quoted “Yeah. That is what we do not do” he tapped my forehead “You have a very horrible sense of humor “ I facepalmed I hope he won’t make me regret saying this “Don’t tell me you didn’t get the joke. It’s a way of saying you were ug…” he tried to explain

Ugly duckling yelled. "Can you just shut up? You look so hideous while yelling. Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror before coming out in the morning? I guess you don't have one since you are a lowly slave like me. Let me analyze your look, you don't have to pay because I'm generous, you are welcome sweetheart. So this is the analysis I have made. You look like a bull dog with a frog face... no not frogs because frogs actually look way cuter than you. You look like a vulture, a hairless rat with your half-eaten hair and you are so dirty... I would just call you a swine. And you have the gut to crush on my Prince Kael. Ugly frog!" I rushed my words, breathing heavily.

I rolled my eyes, thinking this would just be another one of Sofia's jokes. But as soon as I laid eyes on the images in my hand, I froze. Eva was being fucked by a dark-haired guy in a restaurant. More than... - I was about to curse when I saw the following images. They were all images of Eva being fucked by random guys, and in total there were five damn images. "What kind of joke is this, Sofia?!" I exclaimed furiously. "Tell me this is a setup." She stared at me in silence. "Tell me!" I repeated, crumpling the images.

She’s so ugly I think I’m going to be sick just looking at her 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Monika Anderson: I will never forgive you for what you did to Laura. I proudly stan Laura: I feel so bad for Laura😔. After she finally managed to recover from her heartbreak now this 😔😔😔💔 Sasha Oregon: SL.U.T. UGLY A.S.S H.O.E. WH.O.RE. P.I.G. GOLDDIGGER. Nicole Mark: You can have her man, but you can never be her. Sugar Queen: Watch your back Olivia ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Seven jokes as he yells from the kitchen. "Shut the fuck up peasant! I can buy this whole entire apartment and still be left with some more to buy your soul?" I yell back with sarcasm. "Did you just call my soul cheap!" I can just imagine the expression on his face as he gasps. Just the thought of that makes me laugh. "The cheapest soul around... Even the devil himself doesn't want it." I can hear footsteps then he storms into the room suddenly. He stops at the door and glares at me, wagging the forefinger at me.

“I am ugly and stupid. I am such a fool!” “Who said you are ugly, a stupid, and a fool?” asked the voice in front of me. Wiping my tears, I looked up to see Francine smiling down at me. “Whoever told you that is a stupid insecure fool who doesn’t know what she’s talking about.”

I was cursing him while looking for some help to call Annie but nobody attended me. I guessed I offended their mighty King. Nonsensical, Arrogant, bloody ugly Hippopo. Ugly huh? My Stupid Sense (SS) raised her eyebrows at me. Oh yeah! Outer beauty doesn't define inner beauty. He is just as ugly as his tongue was.

’ Was coming from Mad that was exceptionally on the verge of vomiting. ‘Yeah. A legit question. I mean, we should wash it properly with soap and everything but some of these people legit don’t know about it.’ Crazy answers gave a creep to them all. Yeah. As much as Shadow was so disgusted, the question was legit because these mofos were straight-up nasty. ‘Do you hear about it too?’ ‘You too?’ “Yeah, me too.’ Sleepy, Smiley, and Orange conversed with each other, exchanging their thoughts by simply monologue.

“I pray your breath would stop this second…” “Enough is enough… someone please put the full stop on this lady’s topic. I no longer want to see this ugly face on social media...” “Thank god, I no longer have to pass on to you the fake comments. I have never said this to you but today I am saying it. You are the ugliest girl, I have ever seen in my life. No wonder why Shishir chose that PRETTY GIRL over you. And did I tell you that you are looking like a boiled potato with no hair… but still it suits your PATHETIC CHARACTER."